Johnny Sorrow

Byron Saxton stinks.

Grimmas did. And so have lots of people I've read who didn't seem to understand that it was an already made match and convieniently forgot that Jericho during his promo called AJ a "flavor of the month, just like Jack Swagger was once." and that "We The People" was stupid. Anywho, I just heard Cole reference the IWS. What's next, Beef Wellington and Sexxxy Eddy name drops? 😀

That's true. 😄 Who's this Rudy looking motherfucker with the dumb haircut doing backstage interviews?

I'm watching it now and that's not what happened. It was clear that Swagger was already booked as his opponent .The bell rang when Jericho entered and was introduced by Lillian saying "The following match is scheduled for one fall, etc." Then during his promo running down AJ and Canada, he also ran down Swagger, his scheduled foe. Swagger wasn't coming out to defend Canada's honor at all.

Who still buys PPV's from cable companies for 60 bucks in HD? I don't care if it's the greatest card of all time, if you're still buying PPV's from the limited amount of companies that carry them now you're a dummy or can't get good internet speeds.So let's drop this "I can't believe someone would pay 60 bucks" tired old talking point in the age of ten bucks a month for the Network. I know it robs hate boner nerds of one weapon, but it's no longer fucking relevant. Now it's "IMA GONNA CANCEL THE NETWORK" . Let's keep up.

This WAS a Trainwreck. 😄 But if ya dig it, that's awesome.

Stay tuned. 😎

Did that have the three way with all the chairs?

I normally think most two out of three falls matches stink, but this was great. In so many Two out of Three's, guys lose a first fall too soon and at times from moves that normally don't get pinfalls. Like if Sami got a pin from the Blue Thunder Bomb when it's never gotten a win yet on TV.This match had a LONG first fall where basically an entire normal match happened..THEN the next two falls were shorter with two exhausted guys going at it. Groovy shit.

Can't be better than the vegetarian picnic burger at Fresh in Toronto.

Maybe I actually will throw together a list. Just to piss off Parv.

And another of my hats remain uneaten.

Photographic evidence

Cool, those guys fucking tear it up.

Martinez is fucking money. And it's all good since the tournament is just a work. Guys who make an impression get spots.

Depends on what you value. Both are in my top favorites ever list, though.

I'm loving this idea that there's things like "half stars I just can't give" . 😆 Fucking made up silliness.

More importantly, how was the Drive By Truckers show?

Were there really any better options for Bryan's first title defense? Evolution needed to be moved away from him immediately because no good could come from a rematch with any of the three. Wyatt was in the middle of the Cena feud, even if he would have otherwise made the most sense. Cesaro should have been a babyface and the non turn killed him as a heel. The problem with Kane was more that Bryan had just beaten him like a drum as Corporate Kane than that he was Kane, but at least he had the alter ego thing going and Bryan was made to look incredibly strong in the title match. Doing Shield vs. Evolution to fill time as the "real" main event program until someone else made sense for Bryan was really the best idea. And Kane made sense given their history.

Also from that article,

The Big Show moonsault thing is a myth. The story goes he tried one while training at the Power Plant and he was yelled at for trying it. And there's been folks who've said that was an urban legend.

The Drifter beating the shit out of the Marine Corp dude on NXT tonight was fucking great. Drifter rules.

On Maron's show Punk said that after the "pipe bomb " promo, backstage HHH looked at Laurinitus and said "Hey, I'm just a doofus, you're a douchebag ."

No one has ever seen him do a moonsault.