El-P

Swerve, bro.

Despite the two russian pira dudes speaking, I can still hear Micheal Cole doing the "For the championship !" nearfall killer announcing. Don't pretend he's any better than before.

My pleasure. Is it me or this match is kinda falling apart ? They have blown a bunch of spots.

Charlotte looks as bored as the audience. Either that or she's already mentally into no-sell mode.

She's got that "Barbie jobbing tonight" look on her face too.

Fuck me, I'm still awake. I missed Fénix, but apparently missed nothing. Yeah, they added a flashlight into it.

Best option is not watch it at all. Actually getting sleepy. Hopefully migraine leave me the fuck alone. Damn, WWE does suck ass.

You mean Meng, of WCW fame.

Watching with the sound off... ya know (plus there are two russians guys talking over it anyway) When I was watching MLW years ago, I always thought Jacob Fatu was ridiculously overrated. But MLW has always been the worse place to gauge talent. Yes, this match is the best thus far, but LA Knight is just as good as Fatu. Yeah, he's *good*, really good even. He's nowhere near what he's pimped to be. Never has, still isn't.

And for the record, I don't even hear the announcing, which I have no doubt make it even worse.

Seriously, all jokes aside and all political content aside, as a *pro-wrestling show*, this is just awful, I'm sorry.

Hey ! Jacob Fatu of MLW fame ! You know that Hammerstone is back with MLW ? He absolutely is after a failed TNA stint.

So to get over in WWE, you gotta repeat Yeet or Yeah a lot. Awesome that pro-wrestling has moved forward to reach that point of creative brillance. WWE audience being appreciative of this kind of amazingly deep content should be commended.

Good for me I'm actually listening to a cool DJ set at the same time, hoping to get sleepy soon. Hey, I recognize that guy ! Eli Drake of TNA fame !

I think it's an issue with the crappy wrestling show.

I mean, if I paid 800$ to see that average wrestling drawn into a never-ending sea of advertisement, I'd be dead too. Jade Cargill is EXACTLY the same she was 3 years ago.

Wow, so much progress with proper training... She's like, a different person now. Totally major league.

Well, that's the most *plain* entrance I've ever seen Jade Cargill do.

Hey ! That's Trinity of Impact Wrestling fame !

Hey, Jade Cargill of AEW fame. 70 minutes and counting. One awful match. One *decent* one. WWE really knows how to put on a show.

Yeah, work is good. Babyfaces January 6thers vs heel black men is certainly... yeah, no, nothing...

Well, gotta say... By the way. 50 minutes. Only match match. I mean, I don't even remember last time I actually watched Mania, but this is ridiculous. What the fuck are those cheap-ass viking costumes ? Temu-Berzerkers/20.

I wanted to make amend for being such a negative person. And since I really have trouble sleeping these days, I figure I would found a fine russian stream (totally legal, like everything russian, you know) and share some thoughts while I'm not sleeping yet. Because pro-wrestling is about... .... the personal DJ of a Saudi prince ? Are you just fucking kidding me already ? Throwing Saudi references *before* the first match. Now that's just teasing me. Ok. Pro-wrestling, pro-wrestling. Holy fuck, that match was ASS. 😂

Please be Alberto Del Rio. Puh-lease make my fucking day. (I'll only find out tomorrow, and what else again ?)

Clap clap clap. Mexican people being fed pro-wrestling by a Trump supporting company is quite the irony.