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The matches weren't very good (well, AJ's was quite good), but the two Rumble were legit great. It's past 5 hours in the morning. Off to bed people. It was fun.

She points at the sign ! Ah ah ah.

Das Angle.

Shinsuke Nakamura & Asuka winning. How amazing. And really, the women's Rumble, after somewhat of a shaky start, developed into a legit excellent one. My crazy theory ? The French announcers mentioned talking with Pat Patterson earlier in the day. So there...

Where you realize Asuka would beat the shit out of the Miz in a kicking contest...

Honestly, this match had no right to be as good as it is. Considering the fact the men's Rumble was great too, I have a theory coming from something the French announcers said earlier...

Classic Jaxx elimination. Sasha heel turn ? She would need one.

Micky vs Trish. Kinda cool.

To say the least. Not "Rey instead of Daniel Bryan" poor, but you can feel the letdown.

Nope.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Nia still sleeping outside is ridiculous. Well, so, is it TIME ?

Well, to be fair, she did botch it quite a bit in her day. That was my point.

Asuka is clearly the star of this thus far. Cool sequence with Ember Moon, taking a great bump outside.

Yep, they got the crowd back and it wasn't a given. They are making the best out of their limited roster with all the "legends" doing cameos.

Asuka eliminates Nia. Yeah, I said it.

YEAH ! Ember Moon. So, Naomi will do some tricky stuff to come back ?

Exactly what I thought when she came out. Nia. Yawn...

Jackie beating up people makes me happy.

Yeah, that was awkward as fuck.

Well, at this point we can expect Jacky and maybe Terri Runnels I guess...

Quite funny. Becky Lynch has been das Trooper.

Why the fuck is Taker's wife getting the Diesel push ? Oh, wait.

Chauvinist pig crowd, chanting Rusev Day at Lana and Undertaker at Michelle McCool.

Lana getting the biggest pop of all. Of sorts. (put these two back together already)

I'm enjoying Liv. MOLLY ! QUOTE ME !!!