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Holy shit. The Wrestling Bubble.

Those kicks...

Sane waking up the crowd !

Lita's still not got it.

The winner will say "I'm taking them both !".

Who is Maria Menounos ? STEPHANY !!!!!!!!!!! Well, wish you all the best... Oh fuck, Chereau just said that Stephy was the reason for the Women's Revolution tm.

Pretty much. The whole shoot punches and Braun playing Godzilla is fun for the car crash, but as a match it was nothing, really. And Kane. Kane, really. And now, it's time, IT'S TIME, IT'S STEPHY TIME !!! Glad it did.

With Stephy's involvement, more like "strap on".

That's the only virtue of Brock at this point, really.

Why am I watching a Kane match at almost four in the morning in 2018 ? Damn, my life sucks now.

(hum... I just might book that Russian hooker for tomorrow night... hum...) Sorry, is Kane in the ring already ?

Hey, Agius & Chereau are in da place (yeah, I'm a good ten minutes behind) ! Complain, complain. It's 3:24 in the morning here. The crowd does feel burned out after the great Nakamura win. They better murder Kane.

Honestly, it's been the case for years since the matches have been way choregraphed with spots as opposed to having old-school guys knowing how to work around the ropes and giving the illusion of trying to eliminate/not to get thrown over the top. Cena chatting with Reigns while waiting for the 619 was kinda funny though.

Great Rumble. One of the best. And so... It has to be about the big time angle, because they have no hope to even try to follow this. So, you know, it has to be about : STEPHY.

No shit. This has been the best Rumble in forever.

I thought Taker would be #30. Silly me. Goldust really didn't get that much of a pop, sadly.

The opposite would be even more hilarious though. #trolling

Holy fucking shit.

Molly Holly in the Women's Rumble. Don't quote me on that, but after the Hurricane, would be kinda fun.

Yeah, great spot. Fun Rumble thus far.

Matt Hardy is over only thanks to TNA. They got Rusev out before Reigns showed up. Smart. But sad.

Cesaro knows how to work the ropes and how to make an elimination look spectacular. Kofi's spot was goofy as hell.

Ok, that was funny.

The guys selling forever outside after the Corbin beatdown is ridiculous. Elias kick to Slater was funny. Cien ! Well, that's cool.

Great way to start the whole thing. Love me some Rusev Day. Yeah, Rhyno looks like his arms and legs are too short and his head too big.