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The poor guy is sadly walking down the aisle with his awful pissy yellow getup after HHH came down with a gang of biker and his hot dothraki wife and a syringe or roids up his ass. Them jokes writes themselves. This match will give me some time to rest...

NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me. Das Entrance ! Had me rollin' ! I want to make a joke about hatin' and ridin' dirty, but I can't find the right words. Stephy looks bitchy as hell. HHH looks old and roided as fuck.

Once a year. And yeah, I'm still there. 4 matches ? NO ! Trip vs Seth, Goldy vs Lesnar & Taker vs Roman. Did I forget something ?

STOP THROWING THOSE SPOILERS JUST TO KEEP ME AWAKE ! Damn ! I don't want to see that match at 3:40 in the morning. I do want to see biker Steph.

Match was everything it was supposed to be. Loved Miz owning the crowd. Maryse was a great valet. The proposal. Whatever. Joey Ryan's was much cuter.

Some Indian announcers just before Agius & Chereau. Maryse is French, ya know ? Well, Quebecoise.

You don't say. Faint praise, but 3 out of 4 has been really fun thus far. And... Enzo Amore was part of a better match than AJ Styles. I said "part of", ok ? That tag match was a fun clusterfuck garbage match. Or way to be much better than the sum of its parts. The mixed match now ? Well, ok. This is the one I wanted to see. Bring out the bullshit !

Swiss One Nine.

Ah ah. Das Pop. TNA, you're the dumbest motherfuckers.

And this (15 mn) spoiler will keep me up. Damn, girl. I'm old and tired. I already went clubbing two nights ago and I'm going to a concert tomorrow (well, tonight). But Broken Matt ? I ain't going to bed YET.

Well, the women's match is easily the best thus far. Charlotte is terrific, so I don't mind her being featured so heavily in the intros. Nia Jaxx never looked better, tremendous job considering I never bought her as a monster before this match. Sasha's elimination came way too soon though, but she's a great, great bumper and made it look credible. The final part was excellent too. I don't mind the abrupt finish, I take that over the billion finishers kick outs every day. Not a great match, but very good/excellent. Much like the Asuka vs Ember Moon from NXT, the women are the most (only ?) fun part of the show.

Ok, you're right. But it still felt like they were aiming at a *workrate match* instead of just beating each other up. Seemed all wrong and badly paced to me. I surely will. Got to the entrances, and Sasha's rules hard.

Shut up. Pour more wine, plate more cheese and sack up. You aren't the one still suffering through the self-conscious epic that is Jericho vs Owens. Exactly what I feared, even the undercard matches are going overlong and aiming at looking *big* instead of just being efficient. These two lost me completely. As stupid as Shane vs AJ was, it was at least kinda fascinating to watch in its absurdity.

I can't fast forward... RAW women next ? Ok, then I think I can watch this one and then go to bed and watch the rest tomorrow. With the remote control firmly in hand.

Wait, you mean the match is not over yet ? You're 13 minutes ahead ! DAMN.

And I like I predicted, Agius & Chereau crack me up by referencing the schmooz around the presidential election campaign. Meanwhile, KO on offense is boring me...

Shane O-Mac is dumb as fuck. But as an absurd, nonsensical, idiotic spectacle, it was quite the sight. Better than expected/so stupid it's good territory.

I'll need a lot more wine. A lot more.

Indeed. Still. WHAT THE FUCK ???!!!! The wind is a better worker than Shane.

So, I'm on a ten minutes delay it seems. From what I read, I wish I could just jump to the point where you are...

If they Wrestle and Romance, with Tenryu making a walk-in, I'm there.

Merci à toi ! De même. I like Dean more than most here, but yeah. He pulled a pissed-off Mutoh here.

Opening a wine bottle at one in the morning isn't fancy. It's being alcoholic... And yeah, HBK looks high as fuck. Well, cheers to all of you guys and girls. Have one on me.

It's almost one in the morning and I'm about to open that wine bottle, get the cheese and lit the fire in the fireplace. Bon appetit !