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Shane O-Mac is dumb as fuck. But as an absurd, nonsensical, idiotic spectacle, it was quite the sight. Better than expected/so stupid it's good territory.

I'll need a lot more wine. A lot more.

Indeed. Still. WHAT THE FUCK ???!!!! The wind is a better worker than Shane.

So, I'm on a ten minutes delay it seems. From what I read, I wish I could just jump to the point where you are...

If they Wrestle and Romance, with Tenryu making a walk-in, I'm there.

Merci à toi ! De même. I like Dean more than most here, but yeah. He pulled a pissed-off Mutoh here.

Opening a wine bottle at one in the morning isn't fancy. It's being alcoholic... And yeah, HBK looks high as fuck. Well, cheers to all of you guys and girls. Have one on me.

It's almost one in the morning and I'm about to open that wine bottle, get the cheese and lit the fire in the fireplace. Bon appetit !

LOL. As you yougin' say.

Corbin losing his shit is hilarious. Went to the Edge School of Acting.

I have no idea what people see in Corbin. He's boring as fuck, he's a generic tall guy with tatoos, no charisma, bad hair. I mean, really ? This match is nothing, and it's not Ambrose's fault.

That Andre Battle Royal really made Corbin. Now he's in the... pre-show.

You weren't lying. I'd be wasted out of my mind by now.

JINDER WINS ! JINDER WINS ! JINDER WINS ! Uh... Fuck. This whole thing had me rolling though. But Mojo winning sucks. He's awful.

I feel like I'm personally ribbed now.

Glad I didn't had to do it myself ! Damn, that timer made me think the next entrant was gonna be in 49mn. Ok, no chinese market yet.

From Shaq to this. Ah ah. The Chinese guy wins ?

Yep. Old-school baby. I do love the set-up. As always. Love giant outdoor set-ups.

That's for Shane to take a bump. I guess.

DAMN !

I'd sooooo do that if I got the English-speaking broadcast. Thankfully for my liver, the French announcers don't do that shit so much. I'm kinda frustrated I don't get to see the pre-show though. Aries vs Neville will probably end up being the best match of the night...

I have lived in Paris for 15 years. Never saw one flower, I don't think. Funny stuff though

Fuck it. I'm gonna open a bottle of red wine and get me a nice cheese plate (yeah, clichés, but so true)..... in the middle of the night... to watch WrestleMania 33.... Ok, when did my life went astray exactly ?

Honestly, I do hope they bring out Das Racist for that New Day feelgood sequence. So much promises.

Only a bunch of goofballs made it a "theme". The re-occurence here is a mere running gag. See you later. Enjoy the show. (or not)