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Ah ah. Das Pop. TNA, you're the dumbest motherfuckers.

And this (15 mn) spoiler will keep me up. Damn, girl. I'm old and tired. I already went clubbing two nights ago and I'm going to a concert tomorrow (well, tonight). But Broken Matt ? I ain't going to bed YET.

Well, the women's match is easily the best thus far. Charlotte is terrific, so I don't mind her being featured so heavily in the intros. Nia Jaxx never looked better, tremendous job considering I never bought her as a monster before this match. Sasha's elimination came way too soon though, but she's a great, great bumper and made it look credible. The final part was excellent too. I don't mind the abrupt finish, I take that over the billion finishers kick outs every day. Not a great match, but very good/excellent. Much like the Asuka vs Ember Moon from NXT, the women are the most (only ?) fun part of the show.

Ok, you're right. But it still felt like they were aiming at a *workrate match* instead of just beating each other up. Seemed all wrong and badly paced to me. I surely will. Got to the entrances, and Sasha's rules hard.

Shut up. Pour more wine, plate more cheese and sack up. You aren't the one still suffering through the self-conscious epic that is Jericho vs Owens. Exactly what I feared, even the undercard matches are going overlong and aiming at looking *big* instead of just being efficient. These two lost me completely. As stupid as Shane vs AJ was, it was at least kinda fascinating to watch in its absurdity.

I can't fast forward... RAW women next ? Ok, then I think I can watch this one and then go to bed and watch the rest tomorrow. With the remote control firmly in hand.

Wait, you mean the match is not over yet ? You're 13 minutes ahead ! DAMN.

And I like I predicted, Agius & Chereau crack me up by referencing the schmooz around the presidential election campaign. Meanwhile, KO on offense is boring me...

Shane O-Mac is dumb as fuck. But as an absurd, nonsensical, idiotic spectacle, it was quite the sight. Better than expected/so stupid it's good territory.

I'll need a lot more wine. A lot more.

Indeed. Still. WHAT THE FUCK ???!!!! The wind is a better worker than Shane.

So, I'm on a ten minutes delay it seems. From what I read, I wish I could just jump to the point where you are...

If they Wrestle and Romance, with Tenryu making a walk-in, I'm there.

Merci à toi ! De même. I like Dean more than most here, but yeah. He pulled a pissed-off Mutoh here.

Opening a wine bottle at one in the morning isn't fancy. It's being alcoholic... And yeah, HBK looks high as fuck. Well, cheers to all of you guys and girls. Have one on me.

It's almost one in the morning and I'm about to open that wine bottle, get the cheese and lit the fire in the fireplace. Bon appetit !

LOL. As you yougin' say.

Corbin losing his shit is hilarious. Went to the Edge School of Acting.

I have no idea what people see in Corbin. He's boring as fuck, he's a generic tall guy with tatoos, no charisma, bad hair. I mean, really ? This match is nothing, and it's not Ambrose's fault.

That Andre Battle Royal really made Corbin. Now he's in the... pre-show.

You weren't lying. I'd be wasted out of my mind by now.

JINDER WINS ! JINDER WINS ! JINDER WINS ! Uh... Fuck. This whole thing had me rolling though. But Mojo winning sucks. He's awful.

I feel like I'm personally ribbed now.

Glad I didn't had to do it myself ! Damn, that timer made me think the next entrant was gonna be in 49mn. Ok, no chinese market yet.

From Shaq to this. Ah ah. The Chinese guy wins ?