Matt D

High Spots.

Next time I buy a wrestling comp, it's that Bock on Tour one Bix apparently did that they mention at the end of that note.

Greg Gagne is so much better than Van Dam that it's not even funny.

Part of me thinks Cesaro gets it. He has the manager. He just survived the depush. He's got the buzz. He'll be super over in Philly.

So apparently, Bryan has a licensing deal with Norelco now. Good for him. Who would have thunk it? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yLkfoexDkk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6-VigLpeuo

I kind of like the Usos getting the Faces of Fear vs the NWO push. Of course, they're really not the Faces of Fear. And Christian/Ambrose is one of the most fun match-ups WWE could give us right now, so I'd be perfectly okay with that, long-term booking be damned.

That's where Vader's Castle is.

How dangerous is Bryan's diving headbutt longterm?

you should at least do the crazy first crash tv episode of Nitro with all the debuts.

And we have Rick Martel. Not a great promo yet by any means, but then he never was. Story is that the Sheepherders hurt him in New Zealand 8 months ago and he's in for revenge. For those keeping track, Stasiak did beat Buddy in the taped fist match so he got his revenge in the blow off even though Buddy now has the title. This is why this booking is endlessly better than the AWA stuff from the 80s. Rose/Sheepherders vs Piper/Bass/Savage 2/3 Falls - Nov 24, 1979 The Army has matching Green military jackets and Buddy has a whistle. Buddy is decked out as a Kiwi and they make a big deal about this. Immediate story is Buddy dodging Piper, so when he gets a quick hit in after some rope running with Savage the crowd pops. Heels take a powder. Good back and forth shine stuff with Williams and Bass. I like how much of a presence Buddy and Butch have on the outside; Bass really has to keep his eyes on him. Heels try a blind tag but Buddy gets nailed by Savage for his trouble and Piper tags in, causing Buddy to run again. Mini transition is great. Piper leaves Miller to hit Rose on the apron and while he gets a good pop for it, he also lets Miller take over on him. Buddy keeps trying to get cheapshots from the outside as they work on Piper but either Piper fights back or Dutch comes along. Finally Buddy comes in as piper is hurting and hits a great flying back elbow and then an equally good elbow drops, but then puts his head down and gets nailed. They cut off the hot tag with a quick heel tag. Heels are working over the injured eye and keeping Piper in their corner. They're really drawing out this face in peril, with Piper getting a lot of great comebacks. When he finally gets to Savage the place comes unglued. The faces clear house including a nearfall that Buddy breaks up after a Bass bulldog. Piper comes back in too early and is the victim of a pulled down rope and then a Sheepherder pile-driver for the first fall. Good action. Piper has to start the second fall and gets overwhelmed but Rose hits Miller by accident. It's enough for Piper to get his head back and punch-scare Buddy back to his corner to get the tag to Savage. We get a fun heel-in-peril tease as Savage distracts the ref and they try to maul Buddy in their corner. Rose takes some damage until he can atomic drop Savage and get to his corner. It's a little back and forth with the big moment being Buddy going for another pile driver but getting back body dropped, which builds up to the hot tag. Pretty back and forth stuff here as the heels keep using teamwork to take back over on the faces, including a heat segment on Bass' back, which the fans absolutely know is the set up for The Robinson Backbreaker. Roseinstead wants to be a dick and goes for a bulldog of his own on Bass but gets tossed off into the turnbuckle and then power bodyslammed for the second fall. Again, Rose is years above his time with the sort of finishing stealing set ups to finishes. Third fall begins with a bunch of stooging. Rose has to start the fall and he refuses to. Rose can't tag til physical contact is made and Bass taunts him to do just that. It doesn't go well for Buddy as we get some comedy heel miscommunication with Bass taunting them. This is a fun call back since Bass turned after miscommunication with Rose a year or two before. There's a fun celebratory mood from the faces here, which sort of makes sense because they just won the second fall. It's certainly not as much of a blood feud as the start of the match with Rose/Piper made it seem like it'd be, but it has the faces making the heels look like asses so it works. This ends with the Sheepherders getting pissed off and choking the hell out of Bass. We get the sort of headlock/toss off/collision that Dylan hates for the tag. Savage gets drawn right into the corner and things break down with the heels able to double team while the faces are getting pulled out which ends with the pin. I suppose you can say that the faces got a bit too lackadaisical at the end and they lost because of that but there wasn't quite a story throughline here. It was still fun though.

Poor Tyson Kidd. If only he wasn't injured.

Yes, those weekly TNA PPVs are great. Highly Enjoyable. You'll love them. You should watch them all. Then start on GLOW.

As a match, it wasn't great. There were things I liked. Teasing the Bodyslam is a pretty good match story and makes for a fun transition or two. Yoko's cut-offs are great as always. I really liked the transition with the ringpost and Luger's comeback after that. Lawler was pretty fun on commentary. Perfect got a great ovation when he came out. Way too resthold-y though. I understand why it was like that but it hurt the match.

Rose vs Stasiak - 11/17/79 - 2/3 Falls I've really liked their last two matches so I've high hopes for this. Buddy comes out (after a brief prayer) swinging, including a few fun jabs at Barr. He takes a powder and the mind games are on. Opening segment is based around a full nelson with Buddy doing some of his trademark shtick but also getting some more marks than usual for successful wrestling. Buddy does well for a bit through hook or crook but gets shown up. There's a great little hip top point-counterpoint (with a block) spot where Stan just blasts him in the ribs before Buddy hits the outside again. Buddy goes for an arm but Stasiak does a goofy little kip up followed by a B+ for Effort dropkick. Buddy finally drags him below the bottom rope and starts to punch, maul, and bite. Buddy's targeting a gash here, just choking and biting. Stasiak gets some punches back though and Buddy sells it like a Punch Out Character before getting tossed over. Part of why I love Buddy vs Stan so much is how great Buddy makes Stasiak's punches look. This is for the belt so there's a real sense of desperation out of Buddy that's appreciated, and that's even before Stan goes for the heart punch which Buddy scrambles out of. Stan is all over Buddy with huge punches including a haymaker out of the corner to the chest. He lifts him up, heart punch, first fall. Good stuff with Buddy really being logical, vicious, and desperate in his tactics only to get totally overwhelmed by Stan but in a believable way that only helps describe why he was going to such lengths in the first place. Buddy sells the heart punch between falls and tapes up his left fist as well. They have the taped fist match ahead of them still but when sandy goes to take it off (as it's illegal in a title match) Buddy feigns an injury. Buddy stalls big until Sandy just lets him go with it. This goes on and on but Buddy is pretty damn funny in it, pissing off both Stasiak and the crowd plenty until he finally draws Stan in for a cheap shot to the stomach that keels him right over. Buddy tries to convince Barr that he kicked him and the question of whether the hand is loaded enters into things. Stan comes back in and starts working over the hand. Buddy keeps trying to convince the crowd that he's not hurt when he spent so long convincing everyone he was. Great stuff. Stasiak nails Buddy with some more great punches before Buddy gets him in the midsection again. Stasiak gets up a keeps using the side-headlock/punch combo while doing all he can not to let Buddy get that punch in. Everytime they get some distance Buddy nails him in the midsection though. This is simple stuff but very well executed. They go so far as to have Barr keep trying to block Buddy's punch during a King of the Mountain. The gimmicked hand is really over as a threat at this point. It pays off perfectly as Stan comes back in and blocks the KO punch, hammering back a few times til Buddy nails a left out of nowhere for the second fall. Third fall starts with Stasiak's right hand taped. They start out boxing on the idea that both guys' have one hand that'll be instant death and whoever gets the first punch in will be golden. Buddy gets Stan in the ribs first with some cheapshots and we get a rare Portland chinlock with the idea that Buddy is just containing this deadly weapon here. Stan works the position though until he can get one taped fist punch to the leg to get out. Buddy sells it like death. Rose comes back in they tease a Stasiak punch but Buddy runs for it. This time Stan follows him out and nails him on the ring post though. Buddy comes back in with color and we get a KOTM segment where Stasiak keeps nailing Buddy with his taped fisted when he tries to come in. The crowd is loving this especially after he chases him out and pummels. They both end up on the apron with Stan just destroying Buddy as the ref counts. Finally, he gets the heart punch on the apron but Buddy falls through the ropes into the ring and beats the count. It's the most awesome bullshit title change ever. The sheepherders come out an drape the belt over reeling Buddy. This was great both as a match on its own and like almost every single match we've seen in 79 as a match to build smartly to the live show on Tuesday. I don't know if there's ever been a wrestler at building to a life card than Buddy. Even Lawler sort of pales in comparison to this stuff.

I don't think that's where goc was coming from though. I certainly think a MMA fan who's come over due to Lesnar would have a problem with it. That's possible. I think it's true with casual fans as well. I think very few of the core WWE viewing audience, young or old, would have a problem with it. Maybe they should throw out more packages of Punk fighting larger guys as part of the hype for this for the people that haven't been following along, or even put him over Clay/Tensai/Khali/etc as a tweener in the lead up to this?

I do more or less accept S.L.L.'s input as reasonable here and appreciate that I am taking a fairly extreme view. I just don't have much of a gap between those moments. Maybe it's because I don't really watch in a group anymore. Not sure. Most of our discussions here are highly analytical though. In fact my only reason to doubt Punk at all in this role is how he was booked in the last few months in his reign, which has nothing to do with his physical appearance.

So Hunter's new gimmick is hilarious. He goes around on television and passive aggressively tells everyone that the product is meh.

And at the level people examine and discuss this stuff here, is that us? I mean if it is, more power to you, because you can appreciate things on a level I can't really tap into anymore. I'm just not sure how to even discuss that as a personal talking point. We could as a general one.

I just think it's a little ridiculous in 2013 not to buy someone who was booked strongly and who wrestled fairly well and smartly in matches against Taker and Henry that I don't think anyone complained about from that level being able to wrestle against someone who can really beat people up. I just don't even understand how "suspension of disbelief" is even a thing that any of us deal with, to be honest. I tend to think that even when we enjoy a match, it's generally because we understand the match is executed and put together well and when an angle really moves us it's because we understand that it was put together well and executed well and because they actually didn't screw it up for once, that we care about the people behind the characters getting able to ply their trade in an effective way. I'm honestly not sure I know how to engage with someone who is having a problem with his suspension of disbelief on this board. Therefore, my first instinct was the rather simplistic "wrestling is fake."

I feel like all of us are just sort of waiting to see who will throw the white flag in first to save this poor bastard.

And why wouldn't they? There was a three match series between Mark Henry and Punk from last April and it was probably babyface Punk's best series of matches and Punk wrestled accordingly and it worked. I can understand why someone who is 7 would have a hard time mustering a suspension of disbelief when it came to this but we understand that wrestling is fiction. There's no inherent reason to think that in the confines of professional wrestling a wrestler who's been presented as a threat to the Undertaker and that held the belt with a number of successful defenses for the better part of a year and a half can't stand up against a hulking beast who's been presented as a guy who needs his manager to help him beat a semi-retired lunk with wet tights and weird foam stuff on his chest. Wrestling in 2013 doesn't have to be "real." It just has to be consistent with its own reality.

Wrestling is fake.

There are a number of Bobby Heenan + Partners versions of that structure.

Well I have to disagree on that. Don't think I've seen a memorable Cesaro match this year, but I can name nine or ten fantastic Bryan matches. Many of them were tags, but he was usually the MVP. As an overall worker there just isn't anyone better right now - versatile, likable, exciting and charismatic. The guy has made Kane interesting, which is an absolute miracle. Cesaro is technically good but there is no reason to care about what he does, nothing to make the matches especially compelling or meaningful. They are just exhibitions. Bryan gets you emotionally invested, he makes you care. Think we might as well agree to disagree anyway, people were pimping Finlay as best in the world a few years back, and all I could see was a bunch of enjoyable, entertaining, competent but essentially inconsequential matches. I care about Cesaro matches more than I care about Bryan matches. I care about Bryan's character more than I care about Cesaro's but that has little to do with Cesaro. There have been plenty of good Cesaro matches this year, but not as many people watch Main Event and he's not been pushed at all after about Feb/March or so. Not only that but Cesaro has been paired with absolute dogshit for the bulk of the year. I'd argue it is VASTLY easier to work Mark Briscoe's gimmick, even with a partner as middling/weak as Kane v. guys like The Shield than it is to have lengthy good/great matches with guys like The fucking Miz, blackhole Randy Orton and Kofi Kingston. This isn't a knock on Bryan who I think has been great especially for the last two months or so. I just think Cesaro has clearly been better and working at far higher degree of difficulty (i.e. more time in the ring, shittier opponents, weaker storylines, et). I think level of difficulty is important! Other people don't. Discuss.

That's the deal with all of these matches right? Nothing that we haven't seen?