Loss Posted October 9, 2012 Report Share Posted October 9, 2012 Talk about it here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loss Posted December 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 "I'm Kerry Von Erich, and as you know, I don't have time to stop and talk to people at the Sportatorium." -- That quote makes me laugh every time He shills his new hotline. He says he can be asked ANYTHING, and stresses it to a point that I think they were trying to get teen girls to call and have phone sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bix Posted December 6, 2012 Report Share Posted December 6, 2012 "Here are some words that rhyme with Kerry: Berry, cherry, very, monastery..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteF3 Posted December 11, 2012 Report Share Posted December 11, 2012 That was...disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup23 Posted December 25, 2012 Report Share Posted December 25, 2012 You can ask him anything or call just to hear his voice. 95cents a minute does feel cheaper than the going rate though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoe Posted January 4, 2013 Report Share Posted January 4, 2013 LMAO this is classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Ridge Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Kerry lets us know that he doesn’t have time to talk to the fans. Wow. However, if you want to call his 900 hundred number he will give you a minute or so. You can ask him anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cox Posted December 23, 2013 Report Share Posted December 23, 2013 I have no doubt that somebody went broke on this arrangement. Knowing how dumb Kerry is, it was probably him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garretta Posted January 14, 2015 Report Share Posted January 14, 2015 Who the hell would be desperate enough for a friend to want to listen to Kerry's opinions on anything, wrestling included? I wonder if he knew how he sounded when he stressed the word "anything". He does sound like he's soliciting phone sex, come to think of it, although I'm sure that wasn't his intent. Or maybe it was, who knows? It's hard to put anything past the Von Erichs. The time for this, had the technology been more widely available, would have been 1984-85. By now, it seems more like the pathetic money grab that it almost surely was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drew wardlaw Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 Gross, I'd love to know when this aired the most. Can't decide if it's a middle of the day commercial for the retired or late at night for the lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GSR Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Kerry says that a lot of the time he doesn’t have time to stop and talk to people at the Sportatorium, but with the ‘Kerry Von Erich hotline’ you can ask him anything, and he means anything! Call 1-900-446-3434 to ask him a question or just hear his voice! This one is definitely marketed towards the young females who might have a crush on Mr Von Erich! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawho5 Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 So any time of day, Kerry is at the phones for the Hotline?!? Man, that guy is everywhere. Seriously, how long did this last before it went broke? Also, I agree that it definitely seems aimed at the young girls screaming for Kerry in the audience. Kinda creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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