Loss Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 We can add to this as we keep watching, but take a shot anytime Jim Ross: - Mentions Lex Luger's 3.78 grade point average - Mentions that Brian Pillman is a "former Cincinnati Bengal" - Mentions that Jim Cornette's partner in mixed doubles tennis was a man - Mentions Stan Lane's educated feet - Calls a Butch Reed punch a "soupbone right hand" These are all Jim Ross-centric, but feel free to add any others to this thread from any promotion as you make your way through the footage. While we're making up the rules as we go, this is guaranteed to get people trashed in the future when watching this thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB8 Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Last thing I need is another reason to cave my liver in, but this is a way better excuse than "I had nothing better to do," so I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdw Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 I'm trying to remember the year where Ross starting rolling out "game plan" in every match of moderate note. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Ridge Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 This could be bad for me. What I don't need is the extra incentive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup23 Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Just going through Loss's list you would be practically drunk watching the Wrestlewar matches back to back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Ridge Posted November 16, 2012 Report Share Posted November 16, 2012 Yeah, Ross got right to the point in the tag match. Just about to watch Luger/Flair now and I'm all out of whiskey. Halloween Havoc still looks scary on paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenjo Posted November 21, 2012 Report Share Posted November 21, 2012 Take a shot for every racist comment from the WCW announcers. Down the bottle whenever Tony Atlas gets a new gimmick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cox Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 - Mentions that Jim Cornette's partner in mixed doubles tennis was a manI don't even get this crack by Ross. I mean, I get that it's supposed to be one of those hilariously hateful jokes about how Cornette is gay, but...I mean, this doesn't even make sense. If two men are playing tennis, it can't be mixed doubles, no matter whether the partners prefer the company of men or women. Is he trying to say Cornette is transgender? This sounds like something Ross came up with that he thought was hilarious and it just doesn't hold up to even a second of scrutiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteF3 Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Eh. It's as much a "Cornette's a pathetic wimp" crack as it is a crack about Cornette the character's orientation (and Jim is expressing rather shockingly heterosexual tendencies on this yearbook). Cornette is so physically weak that he competes on a woman's level because that's all he can do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 Homophobic statement notwithstanding (which I always despise in the mouth of a supposed babyface), it's makes no sense indeed when you had Cornette having a hard on for Woman each time she would show up on the Louisville Slugger. Ross was often unbearable at that point I thought, no matter how good he could be calling a big match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteF3 Posted December 15, 2012 Report Share Posted December 15, 2012 I actually think Ross' statements about Cornette's weight are much more constant and annoying, not to mention hypocritical. You can be heterosexual (or Nancy-sexual, maybe) and still be a wimp. God help us if JR and Ronnie P. Gossett ever worked for the same outfit (Gossett was also gay, though that was never part of his character that I've seen). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup23 Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 I would add the caveat to finish your drink every time you get an unexpectedly great USWA promo from someone. Two of my favorite promos of the year has been Eddie Marlin right before the USWA tournament and Dave Brown going off on Eddie Gilbert for him saying that Jerry Jarrett pays him extra to put over Jeff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bix Posted January 30, 2013 Report Share Posted January 30, 2013 I actually think Ross' statements about Cornette's weight are much more constant and annoying, not to mention hypocritical. You can be heterosexual (or Nancy-sexual, maybe) and still be a wimp. God help us if JR and Ronnie P. Gossett ever worked for the same outfit (Gossett was also gay, though that was never part of his character that I've seen). In 1991, when Gossett (wearing a pink hat) came back to help Jarrett & Fuller neutralize Christopher "Honey" Love in their feud with the PYTs (Randy Rhodes & Eric Fontaine), the implication was basically "You think YOU have the most obnoxious fey-acting overweight manager in wrestling? GUESS AGAIN!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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