El-P Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 Since I was intrigued by WALTER vs Kushida, I watched a bunch of matches from NXT. It's hard. After ten minutes of hearing Mauro, I'm nearly in a panic attack mode. Really enjoyed Gulak vs Rush. Both look really strong workers. Isaiah "Swerve" Scott is a terrible, terrible name, especially when your real name is Shane Strickland. That being said, The Messiah of Backbreakers from the Undisputed Era just makes me lose IQ points every time either of these names are mentionned. This match is the picture perfect illustration of why I don't care about WWE style. I've seen Strickland have some terrific brawl in LU and interesting, solid matches in MLW. This was neither. A bunch of cool moves without any kind of story, and not very exciting either. Mauro dropping the most useless Nick Cave reference (Red Right Hand WHY THE FUCK ? THE GUY DOESN'T EVEN WEAR WHITE NOTHING ON HIS WRISTS OR HAND YOU DUMB FUCK !!!!) in history is exactly why this guy makes me want to slap the fuck out of him. And really, no 50 years old nerdy white guy should try to drop hip-hop reference in a "check my street cred" way. I like Bianca Belair. Match wasn't good. WALTER vs .... "In the name of MF DOOM" OH SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!! WHERE IS JBL WHEN YOU NEED HIM !!! Seriously, Mauro is unbearable. After watching three matches, I was only wishing to stop watching this. So honestly I did not enjoy this match as much as I should. It was really good. It would have been a hundred times better in Japan with Kevin Kelly calling the match. Honestly, I pretty much muted the match. Mauro is worst than Mark Madden in term of making me want to NOT WATCH a match. Seriously. I'm not touching any NXT anymore, it's just bad for my nerves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 She literally tweeted this while the Saudi press conference was ongoing. Seeing such blatant shamelessness while the NBA is being ripped to shreds for far less is both hilarious and depressing. By the way, Brock vs. Cain and Braun vs. Tyson Fury are both official for Crown Jewel. Are you excited yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted October 11, 2019 Report Share Posted October 11, 2019 She's truly a repulsive human being, with no conscience whatsoever. She looks the part too on that Twitter pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted October 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 Boos for Rollins Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMKK Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 34 minutes ago, El-P said: Since I was intrigued by WALTER vs Kushida, I watched a bunch of matches from NXT. It's hard. After ten minutes of hearing Mauro, I'm nearly in a panic attack mode. Really enjoyed Gulak vs Rush. Both look really strong workers. Isaiah "Swerve" Scott is a terrible, terrible name, especially when your real name is Shane Strickland. That being said, The Messiah of Backbreakers from the Undisputed Era just makes me lose IQ points every time either of these names are mentionned. This match is the picture perfect illustration of why I don't care about WWE style. I've seen Strickland have some terrific brawl in LU and interesting, solid matches in MLW. This was neither. A bunch of cool moves without any kind of story, and not very exciting either. Mauro dropping the most useless Nick Cave reference (Red Right Hand WHY THE FUCK ? THE GUY DOESN'T EVEN WEAR WHITE NOTHING ON HIS WRISTS OR HAND YOU DUMB FUCK !!!!) in history is exactly why this guy makes me want to slap the fuck out of him. And really, no 50 years old nerdy white guy should try to drop hip-hop reference in a "check my street cred" way. I like Bianca Belair. Match wasn't good. WALTER vs .... "In the name of MF DOOM" OH SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!! WHERE IS JBL WHEN YOU NEED HIM !!! Seriously, Mauro is unbearable. After watching three matches, I was only wishing to stop watching this. So honestly I did not enjoy this match as much as I should. It was really good. It would have been a hundred times better in Japan with Kevin Kelly calling the match. Honestly, I pretty much muted the match. Mauro is worst than Mark Madden in term of making me want to NOT WATCH a match. Seriously. I'm not touching any NXT anymore, it's just bad for my nerves. You need to get out of the PWO bubble and realise that everyone else on earth except us thinks he's God's gift to commentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMKK Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 On 10/10/2019 at 11:26 PM, DMJ said: It will also make certain picks seem ridiculous. Clearly, if this were not kayfabe, Seth Rollins would be the opposite of a good pick. He's a ratings killer and I doubt he even sells 3/4ths of the merch that The New Day do. Sure, he's the Universal Champion - but that title felt instantly less important than the WWE Championship the second Lesnar pinned Kofi. . Seth is such ratings poison they should draft him to AEW Dynamite as sabotage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 Should've started SD with a hot draft pick. No one cares about this pointless match with a pointless and completely illogical stipulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...TG Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 4 minutes ago, FMKK said: You need to get out of the PWO bubble and realise that everyone else on earth except us thinks he's God's gift to commentary There was a tiny mention in last week's Observer about how Maruo's style is "polarizing", which tells me that more folks than just us are tiring of him. But in general you're correct, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, FMKK said: You need to get out of the PWO bubble and realise that everyone else on earth except us thinks he's God's gift to commentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted October 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 Roman is the king of kick outs. So fucking good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 6 minutes ago, FMKK said: You need to get out of the PWO bubble and realise that everyone else on earth except us thinks he's God's gift to commentary Mauro is God's gift to commentary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMKK Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 Just now, ...TG said: There was a tiny mention in last week's Observer about how Maruo's style is "polarizing", which tells me that more folks than just us are tiring of him. But in general you're correct, of course. Well I was just referencing C.S.'s spirited Mauro defence from the other week. But yeah, I was surprised that Dave included that because he's usually super high on him. I was surprised to see that Cornette thinks he's great as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted October 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 Wyatt still very over. Thank fuck. But wait... is the match over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMKK Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 minute ago, KawadaSmile said: Roman is the king of kick outs. So fucking good. Tbf, last Sunday established all of Seth's finishes as being less effective than clotheslines so he shouldn't even get nearfalls lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...TG Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 I was going to post something contra C.S. about how this match is not pointless, then the sports entertainment finish happened and there you go. I was actually enjoying it, especially the spear counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMKK Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 Of course WWE can't even give a finish in a winner gets first pick match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffey Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 So, no authority figures, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted October 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, FMKK said: Tbf, last Sunday established all of Seth's finishes as being less effective than clotheslines so he shouldn't even get nearfalls Did Roman ever get a win against ? In that way ultra nearfalls make sense Becky the #1 pick lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted October 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 HAHAHAHAH FUCK THIS COMPANY JAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Fucking hell bray going to sd is so bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 17 minutes ago, FMKK said: You need to get out of the PWO bubble and realise that everyone else on earth except us thinks he's God's gift to commentary Edit : (sorry, I first replied in a serious manner !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek69 Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 39 minutes ago, NintendoLogic said: She literally tweeted this while the Saudi press conference was ongoing. Seeing such blatant shamelessness while the NBA is being ripped to shreds for far less is both hilarious and depressing. By the way, Brock vs. Cain and Braun vs. Tyson Fury are both official for Crown Jewel. Are you excited yet? I mean.....she has to be trolling at this point, right? I know she has a history for being clueless, but at some point it seems like she's just fucking with everyone doing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 I wish Mauro was commentating this. (I started typing this, lost track of my thought, and don't remember what I was going to say. But I'll keep it anyway for posterity.) 4 minutes ago, ...TG said: I was going to post something contra C.S. about how this match is not pointless, then the sports entertainment finish happened and there you go. I was actually enjoying it, especially the spear counter. Well, aside from Wyatt, it was still pointless because you had Roman and a geek fighting over which brand gets first draft pick, when neither were guaranteed to be on those brands five minutes later. (Obviously, as we now know, Roman is staying with Smackdown. But still...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted October 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 minute ago, El-P said: I don't give a flying fuck about what anybody else care. I couldn't care less if everyone on this board thought he was the greatest ever. He's unbearable to ME. It's a reference to C.S. my dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 1 minute ago, KawadaSmile said: It's a reference to C.S. my dude Mamma Mia!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted October 12, 2019 Report Share Posted October 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, C.S. said: Mauro is God's gift to commentary! I'm an atheist. So, Mauro as a good announcer actually doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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