WWE TV 09/27 - 10/03 BIG MEATY MEN ARE SLAPPING MEAT

[KawadaSmile]

Piper Niven dominating Charlotte in a way that basically never happens? No way she was getting over. Bonus LOL points for Flair laying out Eva Marie after the match. She must pose!

[sek69]

It's like WWE heard the feedback of people complaining about the stupid fuck finishes last night and decided to up the ante.

[C.S.]

Dreadful obviously scripted promo by Goldberg. 

[C.S.]

Whatever Eva had five years ago is long gone now.

[sek69]

Shanya breaking arms every week is must see TV tho.

[Steenalized]

And there goes her arm

[C.S.]

Anyone else smell a putrid partnership between Jax and Eva as wrestler and manager when they both come back?

Just what the world asked for...

[KawadaSmile]

12 minutes ago, C.S. said:

Anyone else smell a putrid partnership between Jax and Eva as wrestler and manager when they both come back?

Just what the world asked for...

It happened back in NXT, bubba

[C.S.]

7 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

It happened back in NXT, bubba

I completely blocked that out of my mind.

So yeah, now that you've pointed that out, I think that's definitely where they're going with this.

[KawadaSmile]

This cage match has been fucking great. That exploder Lashley did was one of the best ones I've seen.

[sek69]

I want to enjoy this but WWE escape the cage rules just kill it for me. FFS, it's not the 1970s and you need to have a way for Bruno to take a loss without getting pinned anymore. 

[KawadaSmile]

BIG FUCKING E

[Steenalized]

Just now, sek69 said:

I want to enjoy this but WWE escape the cage rules just kill it for me. FFS, it's not the 1970s and you need to have a way for Bruno to take a loss without getting pinned anymore. 

Still enjoyed it but yeah that rule annoys the crap out of me without fail

[C.S.]

And STIIIIIIIILL...

[KawadaSmile]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh big e vs big drew

let's fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[sek69]

Wow, they actually remembered that Drew Mac can challenge for the title again now that Lashley is no longer champ.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

Great finish to the cage match. They made Big E look strong and him in a program with Drew will be fun.

[Coffey]

2 hours ago, KawadaSmile said:

Sheamus low key one of the best ever. 

I don't feel like I put enough respect on his name when I speak it. He's been quite good for quite awhile now. To think, he showed up on WWE ECW in 2009. He's done quite a bit in a dozen years. 

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1 hour ago, Steenalized said:

Still enjoyed it but yeah that rule annoys the crap out of me without fail

Yeah I liked it but it seems every WWE cage match I'm thinking how much better it would be without the escape bullshit. 

[sek69]

Was just thinking how Super Brutality sounds like either a Mortal Kombat finishing move or a tag team from Japan in the 90s but instead it's being used for a team where one person is rolling her eyes at how the other one is constantly acting like a goof. 

[NotJayTabb]

Thought the Bearcat Lee squash was really fun. He wrestled like a proper big guy, felt like a serious contender even though he was only beating a comedy jobber. 

[MoS]

10 hours ago, sek69 said:

I want to enjoy this but WWE escape the cage rules just kill it for me. FFS, it's not the 1970s and you need to have a way for Bruno to take a loss without getting pinned anymore. 

It's really interesting how Bruno indirectly ruined so many cage matches (not saying this one, but in general). He first introduced the rule cuz his idea of the gimmick was two people locked in, he beats the shit out of his opponent so bad he leaves the guy lying for dead in the ring, and then he just walks out the door. IIRC, the current escape the cage version happened in his climactic cage matches against Superstar Graham, where Billy got the shit beaten out of him and fell out of the door and retained via fluke. It sure must have seemed like a really creative, excellent way at that time to keep the title on Graham while making sure Bruno looked strong, but for whatever reason a young Vince Jr saw that, absolutely loved it, and has now used that template in basically every cage match forever. When was the last time someone walked out the door after killing their opponent like Bruno originally used to?

[El-P]

10 minutes ago, MoS said:

When was the last time someone walked out the door after killing their opponent like Bruno originally used to?

Kurt Angle vs Mr. Anderson in TNA at Lockdown 2010. Awesome match, brillant performance by Angle (as a pissed off babyface), Anderson is game as fuck (in more ways than one). Angle walks out the door by stepping on Anderson's balls. One of my favorite TNA matches ever.

[KawadaSmile]

Woods is so damn good, man. Just cannot believe how much he progressed since 2015.

 

[KawadaSmile]

Xyon Quinn is Samoan? The medium Dog!