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I was really looking forward to Firestorm and man it was well worth the wait! The build up was amazing and this huge event delivered some awesome pay offs. Things get going quick as the Playboy Club out brawl the Dog Pound. Hart Foundation get the tainted win but Badd Co. keeps the fight going. British Steel pulls off the upset of the night with a big win over Flamboyance. I know the fans weren't happy but I like the heel Guerreros regaining the Golden State titles. The Guerreros can really take things to another level in Pacific. Muta is born! Action packed 6 man match and of course Muta hits the moonsault for the crowd popping win! I wonder what Gary Hart is planning next? With that result, it looks like the Zenk/Rotunda-Jake/Waylon feud has only just begun. I sure want to see more. Another upset as Perez defeats Orton for the CA title!!! I call it an upset because Orton had such a strong hold on the title. Perez was always one of my favorites so I'm looking forward to his reign. Boone really took the fight to Red. It took a heck of a lot to put Boone down but Red finally does it to retain. I wonder who can defeat Red? This guy has quite a streak going LOL. The young Southern Boys put up a valiant effort but the Freebirds experience wins in the end. NEW TAG CHAMPS! I can't believe it happened but Playboy Rose and Billy Jack Haynes have won the titles! What a pair. This team will get so over in Portland. Money! The Warlords put a beating and get the win on Burke but the ending is the story here as Bam Bam returns! I have got to see Bam Bam and Busick team up. Talk about a powerhouse team. Their battles with the Warlords will be wild! All that and now we get the main event title bout. This match is exactly how it would of played out. Great job. I liked Steamboat working Gordy's arm. Gordy was an absolute beast. In the end Steamboat pulls it all out and wins the title!!!!! Gordy had a tremendous run and will probably get some rematches but tonight belongs to the new champ Ricky Steamboat. Nice touch having Gilbert and Missy come out to congratulate him. Props to you and all your hard work you put into this incredible show! Cant wait to see what's next in Pacific.

USWA TV @ The Knoxville Civic Center 9-18-85 Footage is shown from last week of the Road Warriors destroying the TV set and then annihilating Super Steve O! A photo is taken a few days later of Steve O lying unconscious in a hospital bed. Show opens with a brand new set along with a new USWA banner hanging behind Lance and his podium. Lance Russell: Hello everybody and welcome to another edition of USWA wrestling here on the USA network. Big show lined up as we'll be hearing from the USWA champ Jerry Lawler who's still at home resting from his injuries at the hands of Terry Funk. I'll also be speaking with Terry Funk as well. Duke Myers and Timothy Flowers will wrestle for a TV title shot. A lot of action set for tonight but right now I want to bring in the owner of the USWA, Jerry Jarrett. Jerry, I know you have a lot to address so go right ahead. Jarrett: Thank you Lance. Last week we all witnessed one of the most shocking events ever to happen on television. Thanks to the Road Warriors we had to get a brand new set up and running in a hurry. I want to thank all those involved for their hard work in getting things up in such a short amount of time. Now, I have been in contact with the Crockett's and Mid Atlantic Championship Wrestling. They apologized profusely and assured me the Road Warriors would be suspended from MACW TV. What's done is done and it's now time to move on. There's an eruption from the crowd as the Grapplers head to the podium. Grappler 1: What's done is done? As far as we're concerned Mr. Jarrett, this has just begun! Sounds to me like you're giving the Road Warriors a pass. They came into our house and tore it up! No! We're not done! Grappler 2: That's right! Thanks to that idiot Steve O, people are still saying we cant get the better of the Road Warriors. No! We're not done by a long shot! Jarrett: Gentlemen, I know you're upset and believe me so was I. But I had a long talk with the Crockett's and we came to an agreement. Grapplers, it's time to move on. It's time to focus on the USWA. I'm asking you to please, let it go. Grappler 1: Jerry Jarrett! We can't do that! We want the Road Warriors! Grappler 2: You just make it happen! Grapplers leave. Jarrett looks a bit worried as Lance goes to a commercial. Commercial Break "The Wrecking Machine" DJ Peterson vs. Trent Watkins DJ unleashes his power tonight and finishes things off with the flying shoulder block from the top rope! DJ cuts a promo and says now that his feud with Kevin Kelly is over, he's looking for some gold! Commercial Break "The Electrifying" Ben Bassarab vs. Vic Dutro Bassarab excites the fans with his high octane offense. Bassarab hits a snap suplex then goes to the top rope and crashes down with a flying leg drop for the pin! Commercial Break The Rolling Stones song "Gimmie Shelter" plays as WrestleStorm 2 flashes across the screen. Lance: Fans, Saturday December 5th, the USWA will present it's biggest event of the year, WrestleStorm 2. I told you last week several cities have been vying to host the event. I understand the lucky city will be chosen within 2 weeks. Stay tuned for that big announcement. Switching gears. I just got word that the Sweet Ebony Express have been named the number one contenders to the USWA tag team titles. They're set for action right now. The Sweet Ebony Express vs. Sam Smith and Willie Lopez Express are pumped up tonight and are gelling well. Norvell back drops Lopez then tags in Sugar. Sugar climbs to the top. Lopez staggers up and Sugar puts him down with a missile dropkick 1..2..3! The fans are up and cheering as the Express are celebrating. WHAM! Express are attacked by Karachi Vice! They hurl Norvell out of the ring. Makhan hits a body splash on Sugar. Gama applies the camel clutch! Norvell gets on the apron but Makhan knocks him down with a massive forearm blast! Gama releases the hold then slaps Sugar across his face. Thundering boos as Karachi Vice head to the podium. Lance: Alright, just what was that all about? I mean come on! Makhan: You shut your mouth Russell and just listen to what the great Gama has to say! Gama: That was simply a message. Those two showboating clowns need to know what they're dealing with. We are the most dominant champions in wrestling history! Nobody has come close to defeating us! Nobody! And do we get any recognition or credit? No! There is no team in the USWA that we consider competition. And that includes those two boys we just took out in the ring. What were there names? Makhan: Doesn't matter! (Holds up his title belt) We're the only team that matters here! Commercial Break Lance: Ok, I'm standing here with Les Thornton and his man, the TV champion Tony St. Clair. Gentlemen what are your thoughts on facing the winner of tonight's match between Duke Myers and Timothy Flowers next week for your TV title? Thornton: Lance, for 4 months now, Tony St. Clair has proven why he's simply the best. He's defeated every opponent that's stepped in the ring with him. Tonight's outcome is meaningless. Whoever wins will just be another domino Mr. St. Clair knocks down. St. Clair: I concur. My skills are far superior to any other wrestler that it's unfair. Nobody is even close to my league and next week one of those two poor souls will find that out. Oh and Corporal Kirchner, don't think I haven't been listening to your remarks. Thornton: Kirchner, Mr. St. Clair would love to teach a brawler like you a wrestling lesson. In a short while he will do just that. Good luck to you Duke Myers and you Timothy Flowers. The winner will defiantly need it next week. Lance: ok, there you have it. Back to the ring. Porkchop Cash vs. Todd Rooney Cash is feeling good tonight as he swings Rooney to the ropes and nails with a crossbody diving headbutt for the pin! Commercial Break Footage is shown from the Dunn Center as Leilani Kai introduces her new team the Super Samoans to the Medics. Samoans destroy the Medics and win the match. Lance: Ok, joining me now is Leilani Kai, Ripper Morgan and the Super Samoans. Ripper is huffing around as Kai yanks him back with the chain. Kai: I came here to run this place and to do that you can't have a weak link. The Medics were our weak link and now they're gone. Selinga and Sakalia the Super Samoans are going to take the tag team scene by storm! We want to start by taking down a pure wrestling team. I'm talking about the Technicians. We want to prove that no matter how much vast wrestling knowledge they have, they can't compete with my cohesive unit. Kai pulls Ripper back again. Kai: And where is Hercules Ayala? He's been MIA since Ripper gave him the beating of his life at Star Wars. Ayala found out that this beast is the real deal! Be smart Ayala and just stay home. Trust me, you don't want anymore of the true king of the mountain. Lance: A dangerous group indeed. Back to the ring. Sunny War Cloud vs. Michael Killian Sunny chops Killian in the corner then hip tosses him over. Sunny goes to the top rope. Killian staggers up and Sunny puts him down with a tomahawk chop for the win. The fans cheer as Sunny does a war dance and lets out a war cry. Commercial Break The camera zooms in on the pink "Beauty Shop" sign then pans down to Brenda Britton. Brenda: Hi everybody and welcome to the highest rated segment in wrestling today, the Beauty Shop. My guests tonight are a couple of tough hombres. I'm talking about none other than Gary Young and Joel Deaton, the Lone Stars! Boos as the Lone Stars come out. Deaton is carrying his bull rope and Young is holding a badge. Brenda: It's great to have a couple of real tough guys on my show. Deaton: Brenda, it's great to be here and to show you how much we respect you, Gary has something he would like to give you. Young: Brenda, as you know the Lone Stars represent justice. Texas justice. This here is an honorary US marshal badge and I would like to bestow it on a terrific law abiding citizen that is you. Brenda: Oh my I'm flattered and honored. Young pins it on her. Young: That looks great! Brenda: Thank you guys so much. I'm so glad the USWA has a team that enforces the law around here. Deaton: Which brings us to our next point. Grapplers! You boys are a disgrace to the USWA! You let outsiders come in here and destroy the place! Now, the Lone Stars have taken it upon ourselves to administer justice on you two masked degenerates. Now I know why you wear masks...it's to hide your shame! Young: Get ready Grapplers cuz Texas justice is coming down on you! Brenda: Alright, once again the Beauty Shop is where it all happens. Until next week tooooodles. Commercial Break Tommy "Wildfire" Rich w/ "The Memphis Mafia Man" Johnny Rich vs. Arnie Goldstein Tommy wins the match with the Thesz Press. Afterwards, Johnny runs in and puts the boots to Goldstein for the fun of it. The Rich's are still laughing when they arrive at the podium. Lance: Well boys, I have some news straight from Jerry Jarrett that might interest you. Jarrett heard the request of Matt Borne and Rip Oliver and thinks they're right. Johnny, since you like interfering so much, Jarrett has decided to reinstate you as a wrestler. The Rich's smiles turn to shocked speechless looks. Johnny: Wha..Wai...he, he, he can't do that! I'm a bodyguard now! Johnny puts his head down and covers his face. Tommy: This is a total abuse of power! He can't do this! Lance: Well he did and the two of you will be facing Borne and Oliver in a tag team match very shortly. Tommy: Jarrett! This isn't over! Don't worry Johnny, I'll take care of this. Tommy puts his arm around Johnny and leads him out. Lance: (Smiling) Looks like the Rich's are in for some comeuppance. Fans here's another look at the training of Mike George. A video is shown with The Chambers Brothers song "Time has come today" playing as Mike George is in serious training. Mike is lifting weights, running in the desert, and sparring in a run down ring. Bob Brown appears on screen. Brown: Next week, True Grit Mike George makes his return to the USWA and he's ready! The video ends with Mike George standing in the middle of the ring (wearing a black boxing robe with "True Grit" in yellow letters on the back) while the sun peaks through the dust. Commercial Break Carlos Colon vs. Gary Williams Colon looks sharp tonight as he executes a shin breaker, then finishes Williams off with the figure four! Colon pumps his fists to the cheering fans then heads to the podium. Lance: Impressive win Carlos. I hate to ruin your night but Tiger Jeet Singh has sent in some comments that I thought you might want to hear. Singh is standing with crutches. Singh: Colon! Look what you did to me! I want to tear you apart from limb to limb but I can't at this time. Consider yourself a lucky man but not to lucky. I want to see you suffer! I want pain inflicted on you! Right now I'm putting a 25,000 Dollar bounty on your head! This goes out to any wrestler in the world who puts Carlos Colon out of action! I want him begging for mercy but he is to have none! Colon! You are finished! Lance: I don't know what to say. Some very ominous words from Tiger Jeet Singh. Colon: (takes a moment) This does not surprise me at all. Singh is a coward! He couldn't get the job done so now he wants others to do his dirty work. Let me send this message. If anybody thinks they're going to collect on me, they are sadly mistaking. And it will be a big mistake if they try! The fans cheer as Colon holds up his fist! Lance: Ok, Carlos wont be intimated. Our main event when we come back. Commercial Break Winner gets a TV title shot next week Duke Myers vs. "Diamond" Timothy Flowers These guys have been feuding over the summer and it culminates tonight with a lot on the line. Myers is in the ring ready for action. Flowers gets in the ring wearing his studded robe and studded headband. He's yelling at the fans and doesn't hear the bell ring. Flowers turns around and Myers knocks his headband off and fires away. Myers tears Flowers robe off and then chokes him with it! The Ref gets control. Myers tosses the robe out of the ring. Myers swings Flowers to the ropes and puts him down with a back elbow smash. Myers follows with a big elbow drop 1..2..Kick Out. Flowers rolls out of the ring. Myers goes out after him. Flowers rolls back in the ring. Myers slides under the ropes but Flowers attacks him with a series of knee drops. Flowers grabs the top rope and chokes Myers with his boot. Flowers drags Myers in and stomps down on him. Flowers picks up Myers and suplexes him back. Flowers hops on the middle ropes and crashes down with a forearm drop 1..2..Kick Out! A frustrated Flowers chokes away on Myers. The Ref tries to break it and Flowers berates him. Flowers swings Myers to the ropes and flips him over with a knee to the mid section. Flowers picks up Myers and hits a rib breaker 1..2..Myers gets his shoulder up. An irate Flowers once again chokes Myers. Flowers picks up Myers and swings him into the turnbuckles and charges in but Myers runs forward and clotheslines Flowers down! Both men are trying to regroup. Both men stagger up, Myers grabs Flowers, hoists him up and delivers a Snake Eyes on the top turnbuckle. Flowers falls back and down. Myers hops on the middle ropes and crashes down with a knee drop to the head 1..2..3!! Big Pop! The Ref raises Myers arm as Myers lifts both arms in sweet victory. Lance: Ok, Duke Myers certainly earned his shot at the TV title next week. That should be an outstanding match up. Also next week, Kevin Kelly will go one on one with Yoshiaki Yatsu. Mike George makes his long awaited return. Fans when we come back, we'll hear from the USWA champ Jerry "The King" Lawler. Commercial Break Footage from Star Wars is shown as Terry Funk piledrives Jerry Lawler on the ringside table! Jerry Lawler is at home sitting on his couch wearing a neck brace. Lawler: For two weeks now all I have thought about was Terry Funk. Every time I turn my neck it reminds me of Terry Funk. Terry you made the mistake of not finishing the job. Now, I haven't been cleared to wrestle and I shouldn't be but that wont stop me from a fight with you Funk. That's exactly what I want...A fight! You and me, non sanctioned and when I say just you and me, I mean it. Let's do this in an empty arena. Just us and a Ref. The Ref's only job is to announce the winner. Now Terry, do you have the guts? Lance: I can't believe what I just heard... Massive boos as Terry Funk storms out. Lance: Terry, you just heard the challenge. I'm not sure Lawler is thinking straight. Funk: Of course he isn't! The man is a jackass! Lance: Alright, come on Terry, watch the language please. Funk: That son of a (beep) is out of his mind! Lance has a look of disgust. Funk: I'm not going to fall for Lawler's trap. I'm smarter than he is. I said I was here for two reasons. To put Lawler out of wrestling and take what he loves most, the USWA title. I'm not going to fight Lawler because there's nothing in it for me. So you go tell that stupid jackass that unless the title is on the line, I'm not going to play his childish games. You tell him that Lance! Tell him that! Funk storms out. Lance: I'm actually relieved. I think Lawler should wait until he's cleared before taking on Terry Funk. Well fans, what a night this has been. I'll see you next week.

Bad news for the AWA as Allen puts everybody on notice! WOW! Al sets Chicky up as Hercules does a number on him. It is good to see Herc and Al together again LOL. However, I don't think Chicky is just going to let this go. Savage and Brody is one of the wildest and craziest teams this game has seen. I was excited Bravo's name came up for the TV title. The Russians sure know how to play the numbers game. It's going to be hard getting that title away from them. Save the best for last. This was one of those OMG wrestling moments as Hulk Hogan returns to help Roddy Piper! Oh my, the AWA has Savage and Brody together and now Hogan and Piper. Unbelievable! The AWA is clicking and it's only going to get better!

Things get going in a hurry as Don Carsen returns. What a set up! The Mongolian Stomper has arrived and Ron Fuller feels his wrath. Stomper is such a great fit here. Scott Armstrong is ready to set the Jr. division on fire. Really looking forward to the NWA champs coming into town. I'm glad you reunited Dundee and Barnes. These guys are so good. Big Bubba is literally making a splash in Twin States. Cooley and Mantell win the number 1 contender's match but thanks to Strong and Angel, Mantell might be out of the picture. What a shame! Bullet once again gets the best of Sawyer. The Nightmares are going to pay. On to the Farm Center, More heat to the Armstrong/Hamilton-Bota/TNT feud. I've told you before, but I'm really enjoying this feud. LOL, mask confusion running wild! Invaders, Assassins, Nightmare#3, Assassin #3, this is great stuff! The Candyman can! Big Bubba is moving on up after that BIG win over Humongous. Brisco and Valiant get the win over Fuller and Golden. This one caught me by surprise. Even with the good sportsmanship, I have a funny feeling there's going to be more to this. Mantell is out but Cooley couldn't of found a better replacement than Bullet Bob! I liked that Cooley got the pin here. Just a little thing like that gives him a pretty good rub. I knew Buzz would be coming back for payback, only thing is he didn't come alone. The Sawyers are back together! They're going to add so much to an already stacked tag team division. You have put together some outstanding teams. Shocking ending as Stomper just tears apart Fuller to win the title! In just one day, the Stomper is already one of the most over heels in the game. Awesome job!

USWA releases Johnny Rodz and Jose Estrada USWA would like to pick up Scott Doring and Goldie Rogers

USWA House Shows 9-13 to 9-17 Dunn Center, Ellis Auditorium, Eblen Center Sunny War Cloud defeats "The Vin Man" Vinnie Valentino with a tomahawk chop from the top rope The Technicians wrestled The Elite (Gagne and Hart) w/Arnold Skaaland to a 10 minute draw "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly defeated Duke Myers when Timothy Flowers came to ringside and tripped Myers, Myers staggered into a clothesline by Kelly for the pin. Porkchop Cash and The Sweet Ebony Express defeated "Diamond" Timothy Flowers and The Lone Stars. Duke Myers came to the ring during a pier six brawl and clotheslined Flowers which allowed Porkchop Cash to pin him with an elbow drop. Tommy "Wildfire" Rich w/"The Memphis Mafia Man" Johnny Rich and Matt Borne w/Rip Oliver battled to a DOUBLE DQ when all four men ended up brawling. Central States Title Bout Dr. Dream Machine (C) defeated "The Wrecking Machine" DJ Peterson. A lot of fans gained a new found respect for DJ as he really took the fight to Dream Machine and almost won the title. The end came when DJ attempted his flying shoulder block from the top rope but Dream sideswiped him and followed with a leg drop to get the hard fought victory. USWA Tag Team Title Bout Karachi Vice (C) defeated The Rock N Roll RPMS. It was clear the RPMS were a bit worn down from defeating the Fabulous Blondes and then getting ambush by the CEOs on TV. RPMS put up a valiant effort but in the end Makhan hit a big splash on Davis and Gama followed with the Camel Clutch for the win. The RPMs will live to fight another day. The following match took place only at the Dunn Center with cameras rolling. The Medics w/Leilani Kai vs. A Mystery tag team Kai and the Medics wait in the ring. Kai grabs the mic and looks at the Medics. "I only employ winners with a killer instinct. After your blunder at Star Wars It sickens me just to look at you two. I do not associate with losers, so not only are we done but you will be facing my new tag team...The Super Samoans! The bell rings as Selinga and Sakalia hit the ring and attacked the Medics. The Medics are totally unprepared. The Samoans double superkick Medic 1 over the top rope. Tui climbs to the top rope. Sakalia executes a backbreaker on Medic 2 as Tui follows with an elbow drop from the top rope for the 1..2..3! Boos as Kai enters the ring and raises the Super Samoan's arms.

USWA releases Steve O and would like to pick up Super Samoan Sakalia

So great to have you back! USWA scored on this deal! Things are off and rolling as commissioner Dusek wastes no time in setting the tone with the tag team tournament. Even though they came up short, I like the teaming of veteran technician Robinson and younger technician Fleming. S&S are quite the team and will no doubt get over with the fans. I just watched the WCCW DVD again and this Mike Von Erich incident was talked about in great detail by Kevin. Very sad. Looking forward to Mike's return. I once met Alexis Smirnoff at an autograph signing and shook his hand. So I'm convinced he can easily put people away with the Russian Hammer. YES! The Highwaymen are back together! I love these guys. Hope they have a great Texas run. Big segment as the name Lance Von Erich debuts. I liked his explanation and background story. More big news as Texas favorite Brian Adias shows up and offers his services. Solid segment. HAHAHA! The funniest part of the show was Jack Victory being cut off with a commercial only to be still talking when we return. He's going to be a heat magnet here. Exciting main event. The feel good team of Adias and Lance advance. Things don't go so well for Black Bart. The Devil's Duo appears, aligns with Brooks to do a number on Bart. The Devil's Duo were a great territory heel team. I know you will do a great job with these guys. Awesome debut show! Things were just not the same in Texas without WCCW so it's cool that you're bringing that WCCW feel back.

USWA TV @ The Knoxville Civic Center 9-12-85 Show opens with a music video (Def Leppard's Rock Rock Til You Drop) showing all the highlights of the Labor Day Star Wars event. Video ends with Terry Funk piledriving Jerry Lawler through the ringside table. Lance: Hello again wrestling fans and welcome to another edition of USWA wrestling here on the USA Network. We'll be talking about went down at Star Wars throughout the program. After feuding over the summer and what went down during the tag team title match at Star Wars, tonight you will see a loser leaves town match between the Fabulous Blondes and The RPMS. And of course tonight's main event will be a blockbuster as the Road Warriors come to town to take on the Grapplers! These teams have verbally gone back and forth with taped promos but tonight they will finally meet in the ring. That should be an outstanding match. Also... Massive boos as Terry Funk storms out. Funk: Hey Lance, where's Lawler? Where's he at? Hey Lawler! You jackass, where are you? Lance: Oh come on. I was getting to that. Everybody saw what you did to him after your match at Star Wars. I have to say, I've never seen such an evil act. I mean my goodness, you piledrove the man through a table. I understand he was released from the hospital yesterday and is resting at home. Just why did you do such a thing Terry? Funk: I told you and everybody else I came back to the USWA for two reasons, to put Lawler out of wrestling and take the USWA title. Well, you all saw what I did to Lawler so now I should be the champ. Go get my belt Lance! Lance: You didn't win the match Terry and you're lucky you haven't been suspended. Jerry Lawler is still the champ. Funk: That son of a (beep) doesn't deserve to be champ! Lance: Ok come on Terry, we're on TV and you need to watch your language in front of all these people. Funk: I don't give a damn about all these people! I deserve the USWA title and I deserve a lot of praise for finally ridding wrestling of an egg sucking dog like Lawler! This isn't over! Funk storms off. Lance: Ok, well, fans we'll be right back. Commercial Break Loser Leaves Town Match The Fabulous Blondes vs. The Rock N Roll RPMS Show kicks off with a fast paced high octane match as neither team wants to leave the USWA. RPMS get the momentum as they double dropkick Donovan through the ropes. They swing Regal to the ropes and double back drop him. Regal staggers up and gets double dropkicked out of the ring. The fans are up and cheering as the RPMS pump their fists while the Blondes regroup on the outside. RPMS control a bit longer until Davis ends up in the Blondes corner and they go to work on him. Donovan puts Davis down with a back elbow smash and follows with a jumping elbow drop 1..2..Kick Out. Donovan tags in Regal. They hoist Davis up and double vertical suplex him back. They stomp away until Lane runs in but the Ref quickly guides him back. Blondes double slam Davis. Regal hops on the middle ropes and crashes down with a knee drop 1..2..Lane breaks it. Donovan runs in and they fight to the corner. The Ref finally breaks them up. Regal swings Davis to the ropes and goes for a back drop but Davis leapfrogs over then dives over and tags in Lane. Lane is on fire as he dropkicks Regal down. Donovan runs in and Lane scoop slams him down. Lane swings Regal to the ropes and nails him with a clothesline, then hops on the middle ropes and comes down with a forearm drop 1..2..Donovan drops an elbow to break it. Davis runs in and punches Donovan to the corner. Regal eye rakes Lane and swings him to the corner and charges in but Lane nails him with a big boot! Davis back drops Donovan over the top rope. The RPMS swing Regal to the ropes and hit the Spandex Splits 1..2..3!!! Big POP! Donovan pulls Regal from the ring and helps him to the back. The RPMS are celebrating with the fans. WHAM! The CEOs (Crews and Timbs) hit the ring and ambush the RPMs! They hurl Lane out of the ring then pick up Davis and put him down with a double DDT! Commercial Break Lance: A lot just went down. The RPMs have sent the Fabulous Blondes packing but then were jumped by these two men. Ok, CEO's what was that all about? Crews: As you well know, one of our company's biggest investors is Brenda Britton. Timbs: And a couple weeks ago on her ratings bonanza of a show, those two classless jerks embarrassed her. Crews: Did they think they would get away with that? Brenda didn't even have to ask. We watch out for our investors. Timbs: And everybody better watch out for us! Lance: Ok, the CEOs have sent a message but I don't think the RPMs will be down for long. Back to the ring. "Champagne" Gerry Morrow vs. Trent Watkins It's all Morrow as he dominates Watkins then finishes him off with the Sleeper. Morrow heads to the podium with a bottle of champagne and a glass. Morrow: Lance, I'm going to give myself a proper toast because that lowlife soar loser Porkchop Cash deprived me of this at Star Wars. Morrow pours himself some champagne and drinks it. Morrow: AAAHHHH so good. Now you saw me once again defeat Porkchop Cash. That bum is not in my league so now it's time for bigger and better things. But first I'm going on a well deserved vacation. What is the point of having all the money that I have, if I can't have any fun? I hear Cabo is nice this time of the year. Lance, until we meet again. Lance: Well it must be nice. Fans, we'll be right back Commercial Break The Rolling Stones "Gimmie Shelter" plays as an add for WrestleStorm 2 appears on screen. Lance: Fans, Saturday night, December 5th, the USWA presents it's biggest event of the year, WrestleStorm 2. It will be shown on Closed Circuit TV throughout all the great USWA arenas. I understand many cities are vying to host the big event and I'll announce the location soon. Let's go to the ring. "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly vs. Todd Rooney Kelly is extra aggressive tonight as he slams, stomps and beats his opponent down. Kelly clamps on the full nelson and Watkins quickly submits. Kelly spins him around and throws him across the ring. The fans boo as Kelly gives them a double bicep pose. Commercial Break Corporal Kirchner vs. Roy Glader The fans are cheering as Kirchner walks around the ring waving the American Flag and high fiving the fans. Kirchner is fired up tonight as he hits a fallaway slam on Glader then finishes him off with a fireman's carry slam! Kirchner waves the flag as he heads to the podium. Lance: Ok, Corporal I know you're venturing in the single's world and it looks like you're off to a great start. Kirchner: Thank you Lance. I'm working hard and working my way up to a TV title shot. That's my goal and that's what I'm going to achieve! Kirchner waves the flag and heads out. Lance: The TV champ Tony St. Clair is coming off yet another title defense over Yoshiaki Yatsu at Star Wars. However, the competition is getting fierce. Next week Duke Myers will wrestle Timothy Flowers and the winner will get a TV title shot the following week. Should be a good one. Commercial Break The camera zooms in on the "Beauty Shop" sign then pans down to Brenda Britton. Britton: Hi everybody! I just wanted to tell you I'm in such a great mood tonight for two reasons. First, I want to thank the fearless CEOs for avenging me and showing those two punks what a real tag team can do. CEOs, call me, I have some more investments to make. Now, my guest tonight is the hottest commodity in wrestling. Making his first appearance since Star Wars and of course it had to be on my show. Please welcome out the new Central States Champion, Dr. Dream Machine! Boos as Dream Machine comes out bobbing his head up and down while pointing to the title around his waist. Brenda: It's certainly my privilege to have such an esteem and charismatic champion like you on my show. I'm so glad you put down that dirty Dick Slater. I understand he had to go to Japan for a tour. Sounds like he's running out of town with his tail between his legs. Dream: (Laughing) You see Brenda babay I knew you were a smart woman. You're right! I gave Dicky Boy the beating of his life at Star Wars and I walked out with this here Central States title! Not only that but I sent old Dicky Boy running for his life out of town. He doesn't want anymore of this babay! Brenda, I've got it all. I'm a certified Doctor. I'm the smartest man in wrestling and I'm the Central States Champion! Now, I doubt that coward Jerry Lawler will ever return to the ring...but if he did, I would take his title as well! Dr. Dream Machine is like rock n roll, I'm here to stay! Brenda: Well alright! My show is the highest rated segment in wrestling and it's because of guests like Dr. Dream Machine, your Central States Champion. Until next week, tooooodles. Commercial Break Another video is shown of Bob Brown training Mike George. Mike is in the ring performing a variety of wrestling moves on a sparring partner. Bob calls time and calls Mike over. Mike puts a towel around his neck and stands with Brown. Brown: Mike George is back and Mike George is ready for action! This man has guts, tenacity and gumption! Most of all this man has grit. Get ready USWA because True Grit Mike George is coming back better than ever! Back Live Central States 6-Man Champs The Elite w/Arnold Skaaland vs. Sam Smith, Vic Dutro and William Hillman Pure showcase for the Elite. Gagne puts Dutro down with a high dropkick then tags in Hart. Hart hoists Dutro up and executes a gut wrench suplex. Hart picks up Dutro and tags in Sammartino. Hart swings Dutro to the ropes and Sammartino powerslams him over 1..2..3! The fans boo as Skaaland wipes each title with his towel before handing them to his men. Lance: Impressive win for your trio Arnold. Skaaland: Trio? You will refer to them as the Central States 6 Man Champions. They've earned it Lance. You saw their title defense last week on TV. There's not a as you would say trio that can defeat this unit. Lance: You might be right. Look, I have to ask, months ago you turned your back on Mike George. Have you been watching the videos? What do you think of Bob Brown getting him back on track? Gagne: Wait a minute! Mike George? Are you serious? Gagne just looks down while shaking his head. Hart: (Laughing) Wait, who is Mike George again? Sammartino: He's some has been or more accurately a never was. Everybody laughs. Lance: Ok wait a minute, the man is a former multi time Central States Champ. Skaaland: Why are we even talking about that loser? I gave up on him for a reason. He simply doesn't have it anymore. Never really did. Hey if Bob the clown Brown wants to get his man in the ring with one of my Elite then we would be more than happy to humiliate him with a wrestling lesson. Heck, I wont even need my towel because none of my men would even break a sweat wrestling that washed up never was. They all laugh then hold up their titles as the fans boo. Commercial Break Lance: Fans, at Star Wars Carlos Colon and Tiger Jeet Singh were involved in a wild and bloody match. The match ended in a double c.o. but afterwards Singh tried to use his sword but Colon got it and tore into Singh's leg before making him pass out with the figure four. I understand next week we'll hear comments from Tiger Jeet Singh. Should be interesting. Also next week, Leilani Kai will be here with Tui Selinga and the Medics to talk about what went down at Star Wars. Speaking of Star Wars and Leilani Kai, Ripper Morgan defeated Hercules Ayala with the help of his chain. I know Ayala is still recovering from that blow but should be back soon. Let's go to the ring as the man who defeated Tui Selinga at Star Wars is set for action. "The Polynesian Prince" Siva Afi vs. Curtis Moore Siva nails Moore with a jumping headbutt that sends him against the ropes. Moore staggers into a big scoop slam. Siva goes to the top rope and crashes down with a diving headbutt for the pin! The fans cheer as Siva does a dance and flashes the "hang loose" sign. Lance: I know Siva is feeling pretty good about his win over Tui at Star Wars. Another big surprise at Star Wars was Matt Borne's shocking return to the USWA to help his friend Rip Oliver against the Rich's. Let's hear some prerecorded comments from Borne and Oliver. Oliver: Hey Tommy! Hey Johnny! How you boys doing? You know, I called up my old buddy Matt Borne and said Matt I could really use some help against the Rich's. Matt, thank you buddy! Oliver and Borne clasp hands. Borne: I didn't even have to think twice! I'm here and Rich's we're coming after you! As a matter of fact, we want a meeting with Jerry Jarrett and we want that gutless coward Johnny reinstated! Oliver: Yea, since he wants to get involved so much, well we'd like to give him the opportunity. Borne: And let's just see who the better men are! Commercial Break Lance: Ok fans, it's time for our huge main event. This has been heating up since the Crockett Cup, so this should be a barnburner of a match. Let's go to the ring. The Road Warriors w/Paul Ellering vs. The Grapplers Lance is right, this is a barnburner! As soon as the bell rings both teams go at it! They're brawling for awhile until the Road Warriors get the upper hand. They swing the Grapplers into each other. Grapplers bounce off each other and turn around only to be put down by clotheslines. Grappler 2 rolls to his corner as the Ref gets Hawk to his. Animal picks up Grappler 1, presses him over his head and slams him down. Ellering cheers Animal on while waving around his Wall Street Journal. Grappler 1 staggers up and Animal mows him over with a shoulder block. Animal picks up Grappler 1, Hawk sticks his boot out and Animal slams Grappler's 1 head on the boot and tags in Hawk. Hawk swings Grappler 1 to the ropes and puts him down with a flying shoulder block then swings off the ropes and crashes down with a fist drop 1..2..Grappler 2 breaks it with a stomp. Animal runs in but the Ref stops him and guides him back. Hawk rises but Grappler 2 clips him behind the knee. Grappler 2 drags his partner to the corner and continues the match without making the tag. Ellering and Animal are yelling at the Ref. Grappler 2 stomps down on Hawk, picks him up and slams him down, then hops on the middle ropes and comes down with a foot stomp to the mid section. Grappler 2 picks up Hawk and delivers a backbreaker 1..2..Kick Out. Grappler 2 swings Hawk to the corner. Grappler 1 chokes Hawk while Grappler 2 kicks away then tags in Grappler 1. The Grapplers swing Hawk to the ropes and put him down with a double fist to the head 1..2..Animal breaks it. Grappler 2 charges but Animal clotheslines him down. Animal picks up Grappler 1 and slams him down before going back to his corner. Hawk and Grappler 1 stagger up and exchange fists. Hawk gets the upper hand, rakes the eyes and slams Grappler 1 then tags in Animal. Animal goes nuts and just beats down Grappler 1. Grappler 2 runs in but Animal sends him up and over with a back drop. Grappler 2 staggers up against the ropes. Hawk runs in and clotheslines him over the top rope. The Road Warriors hammer away on Grappler 1. Hawk goes outside and climbs the top rope. Animal is ready to hoist Grappler 1 on his shoulders. Wait a minute! SUPER STEVE O comes out (wearing his T-Shirt with the Superman symbol) with a chair and blasts Paul Ellering across the back! Animal sees this and drops Grappler 1. Hawk follows as they chase Steve O. The Ref starts the count. Hawk chases Steve O to the back while Animal is checking on Ellering. The Ref hits 10! The Grapplers win by C.O. The Grapplers are still wobbly as they help each other out of there. Animal isn't aware of what happened. When he helps Ellering up he then realizes what just happened and starts yelling at the Ref. Animal and Ellering point to the back and head out. Commercial Break Lance: Oh my that was certainly unexpected. I understand the Road Warriors and Ellering are livid and were causing a major ruckus in back. Security was needed and they have escorted them out of the building. Oh ok, well here he comes. Steve O, what in the world were you doing out here? Steve: Lance, I told you and all these people that I would protect them from those invading villains. Now in my book the Grapplers are villains as well but I will deal with them another time. My priority tonight was eliminating the biggest evil in wrestling, the Legion of Doom. There is no room in... Lance: Watch out! Lance runs out of there as the Road Warriors plow over Steve O! Ellering (still favoring his back) is telling the Road Warriors to finish him. They double slam Steve O on the concrete. Animal picks up the podium and slams it down. The podium explodes to pieces. Hawk grabs the USWA banner and rips it down! Security runs out but the Road Warriors punch them down one by one. The Road Warriors knock over tables, chairs and cameras! They go back to Steve O and throw him in the ring. Animal hoists him up as Hawk fly's off the top rope with a clothesline that flips Steve O over! Ellering says "Again!" Road Warriors set up and deliver another Doomsday Device! Ellering yells "One more!" Animal hoists a lifeless Steve O up and once again they deliver a Doomsday Device! Steve O is unconscious. The fans are in shock. The arena set is destroyed. The program ends as the Road Warriors and Ellering walk through the debris.

Superclash was a big success. I'm excited that this will be a quarterly event. Solid opener as Blue Demon continues to get over with the US fans. Embry does his job well. Sheepherders are going to be a force. I liked that Bock and Garvin were booked in a match together. Two top contending professionals going at it. Good call for a draw. Fun fast paced 6 man action as the Fabs and Martel get the better of HTM and the Rockers. I'm sure Sherri's men will want more. LOL, love how you're using Slinker. He's been great as Piper's first step towards destroying the Pringle Dynasty. Slinker trying to square things with Piper was hilarious. Abdullah and Link have been having some bloody brawls! Showing highlights of their matches with a warning makes it a big deal. Hennig and Hall retain. I hope these guys have a long reign. Chicky and Al seem to be at odds after their loss. Another 6 man tag but this one is an all out war! Movement came out looking dominant. Going to be hard putting these guys down. I mentioned I wanted to see Hall and Hennig with a long reign but they have some serious competition with The Movement, Sheepherders and Russians. The tag division is stacked. Great main event! This would of been huge in Japan. Tsuruta does pretty well as he takes Nikita off his game with some aggressive wrestling. In the end, nobody gets up from the Sickle! Nikita looks like a beast. Who's next?

Right on, the Candy Man resurfaces in Twin States. I love that this gimmick is continuing. I'm a sucker for mid card feuds. I hope Armstrong, Hamilton, Bota and TNT continue this program. Behemoths is right. Humongous and Bubba will give us some fun big man matches. Violent Gentlemen win the 4 corners match to earn a title shot, thanks to a chair shot LOL. I guess they really do live up to their name. Bullet Bob is the man!!! Big night for the Violent Gentlemen. They take advantage of Wright and Sawyer's interference to win the titles. I wonder if Valiant and Brisco will want some payback of their own from that chair shot earlier. We'll see how the Nightmares respond to Sawyer. Fuller sends LeDuc packing but LeDuc goes out with a feel good moment. I have to say, I'm going to miss LeDuc. Hopefully he pops up somewhere.

Ron Slinker looks rejuvenated and has regained some confidence...until Piper showed up LOL. Still cool to see The Movement in the game. That street fight in Chicago will be an all out brawl. Killer Bees look good. Can they avenge their loss against the Sheepherders? We'll find out at SuperClash. LOL, Ivan pulling out the Freebird rule. It works as Krusher retains the TV title for Nikita. I'm ready for SuperClash! Nikita vs. Jumbo should be a fun hard hitting match up.

USWA presents The Labor Day STAR WARS Fort Worth Convention Center 9-5-85 "The Wrecking Machine" DJ Peterson vs. "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly These two powerhouses open the show with a bang. Back and forth battle with both men showing off their rugged strength. At the 8 minute mark, Kelly is in control and clamps on the full nelson! DJ uses all his power and runs Kelly backwards into the turnbuckles to break the hold. Kelly quickly grabs DJ and swings him into the opposite corner and charges in but DJ moves! Kelly hits hard and staggers back while DJ hops on the middle turnbuckles and puts Kelly down with a flying shoulder block 1..2..3! Winner of the Match- DJ Peterson Porkchop Cash vs. "Champagne" Gerry Morrow Morrow strolls to ringside and sets his champagne bottle down on the ringside table. The bell rings and Cash is all over Morrow. The fans are cheering as Cash gives Morrow a big back drop. Morrow staggers up and Cash scoop slams him down then drops several knees. Cash continues his onslaught until Morrow rakes the eyes. Morrow chokes Cash on the top rope then flings him back. Morrow hops on the middle ropes and goes for a kneedrop but Cash moves. Cash regains control and punches away on Morrow then picks him up for a twirling slam but Morrow's boot hits the Ref and the Ref goes down. Cash covers but the Ref is down. Cash tries to wake the Ref up. The Ref slowly rises as Morrow sneaks up behind Cash and nails him with a lowblow. Morrow rolls Cash over with a handful of tights as the Ref counts 1..2..3! Winner of the Match- Gerry Morrow Morrow goes to the outside and picks up his bottle of champagne. He smiles and holds it up as the fans boo. Cash staggers to the outside and nails Morrow from behind with a forearm blast. Cash picks up the champagne bottle, pops the cork and pours it all over Morrow then takes a drink as the fans cheer. Hercules Ayala vs. "The Real Deal" Ripper Morgan w/Leilani Kai Ayala is staring hard at Morgan from across the ring as Kai yells something at him then unhooks the chain around Morgan's neck as the bell rings. Morgan storms over and fists are flying! They just hammer away on each other. Morgan gets the upper hand and swings Ayala to the ropes but misses a clothesline, Ayala swings back and clotheslines Morgan down. Ayala picks up Morgan and slams him down hard and follows with a jumping knee drop 1..2..Kick Out. Ayala reaches down but Morgan gouges the eyes. Morgan works Ayala over with stomps, chokes, boot rakes and slams. Morgan swings Ayala to the ropes and goes for his big boot but Ayala ducks it, swings back and bulldozers Morgan over with a running shoulder block. Ayala picks up Morgan and clamps on the bearhug! Kai sets the chain down on the apron, then runs to the other side and hops on the apron to yell at the Ref. The Ref runs over and tells her to get down. Ayala drops Morgan and walks over to give Kai a warning. Morgan rolls over and grabs the chain. Kai is distracting the Ref. Ayala turns around and Morgan nails him with the chain, busting him open. Morgan tosses the chain. Kai jumps off the apron. The Ref turns around and sees Morgan covering Ayala 1..2..3! Winner of the Match- Ripper Morgan Sweet Ebony Express vs. The Lone Stars Fun match as the Express use their combination of speed and power while the Lone Stars rely on their ruthlessness and double teaming. After breaking a lot of rules and working Norvell over, the Lone Stars put him down with a double clothesline 1..2..Sugar breaks it. Young goes after Sugar but gets back dropped. Sugar sends Deaton out of the ring with a high dropkick. Sugar goes to the top rope. Young staggers up as Sugar nails him with a missile dropkick! Young falls back into a roll up by Norvell 1..2..3! Winners of the Match- Sweet Ebony Express TV Title Bout- NO TIME LIMIT Tony "Simply the Best" St. Clair (C) w/Les Thornton vs. "The Japanese Fury" Yoshiaki Yatsu w/Masanobu Fuchi Excellent technical bout. Both men have their working boots on tonight. After some solid chain wrestling they have a furious exchange as Tony hits Yoshi with European uppercuts while Yoshi fires back with vicious palm strikes. Tony takes control with a diving headbutt to the mid section. Tony brings out his full arsenal as he back drops Yoshi then follows with a heels first dropkick and almost pins Yoshi with a shoulder press pin. Tony snapmares Yoshi and follows with an elbow drop but still cant put Yoshi away. Thornton tries to distract the Ref but thinks twice when Fuchi walks over with a stern warning. Tony goes to the top rope. Yoshi staggers up, Tony goes for a flying press but Yoshi powerslams him over 1..2..Kick Out. Now it's Yoshi's turn. Yoshi swings Tony to the ropes and puts him down with a fish hook clothesline. Yoshi swings off the ropes and drops a knee on Tony's mid section. Yoshi swings Tony to the ropes and back drops him then applies the abominable stretch. Thornton is going crazy as he hops on the apron but Fuchi runs over, yanks him down and delivers a chop. Tony finally hip tosses his way out of the hold. Tony is still reeling. Yoshi grabs him and executes a German suplex 1..2..Tony barley gets his shoulder up. On the outside we see Thornton throw a cloud of white powder in Fuchi's face. Thornton hops on the apron again but Yoshi quickly puts him down with a palm strike. Tony sneaks up from behind and nails Yoshi with a knee to the back then follows with a floating butterfly suplex 1..2..3! BOOOOOO! Winner of the Match and still TV Champ- Tony St. Clair Grudge Match! Carlos Colon vs. Tiger Jeet Singh This one isn't pretty. Singh storms up the aisle swinging his sword like a madman. Colon runs out of the ring as Singh is threatening fans with the sword. Colon nails Singh from behind and pounds away! The Ref realizes how this is going to go and just signals for the bell to get the match started. Colon is showing no mercy as he busts Singh open with a flurry of fists. Colon picks up Singh but Singh kicks him, grabs his head and slams it on the apron. Singh regroups, grabs Colon and rams him into the steel post. Now both men are bleeding! After multiple attempts, the Ref can't get them back in the ring and finally starts the count. Singh goes after Colon but Colon back drops him on the concrete. The Ref hits 10 and signals for the bell. The Ref is telling Colon they've both been counted out. Singh rolls over and crawls to his sword. Singh gets it, staggers up and goes after Colon but Colon turns around, kicks Singh and grabs the sword. The fans go wild as Colon holds the sword high. Colon nails Singh with the sword and Singh goes down. Colon goes nuts and hits Singh's leg several times with the sword. Singh is screaming with pain. Colon continues hitting Singh's leg with the sword then tosses the sword and applies the figure four right there on the concrete! Colon is wrenching away as Singh just passes out. Colon releases the hold as the fans roar with approval. Official Ruling- A Double C.O. Intermission "The Polynesian Prince" Siva Afi vs. "The Tidal Wave" Tui Selinga w/Leilani Kai These guys go at each other hard with both brawling and high flying maneuvers. They have the fans on the edge of their seats with multiple near falls. Tui's in control and hits a snap suplex then follows with a rib breaker. Tui yells at the fans and is pretty proud of himself at the moment. Tui slaps Siva a few times across the face, then picks him up and drops him on the top rope. Tui slowly climbs to the top rope and holds out his arms, takes a satisfying breath and goes for his flying elbow drop but Siva moves. Tui crashes hard on the mat as the fans fire Siva up. Tui staggers up but Siva grabs him and sends him flying with a jumping headbutt. Tui staggers up and Siva sends him into the corner with a dropkick. Siva hops up on the turnbuckles and delivers a series of punches to Tui's head then monkey flips him up and over. Kai hops on the apron and is distracting the Ref. Boos as the Medics run into the ring and attack Siva! Kai is still distracting the Ref. Tui gets up and holds Siva. Medic 1 comes off the top rope but Siva moves and Medic 1 accidently hits Tui with a double axehandle! Siva sends Medic 2 out of the ring with a jumping headbutt. Then does the same to Medic 1. The Ref finally gets back to the action. Siva goes to the top rope and crashes down on Tui with a diving headbutt 1..2..3! BIG POP! Siva celebrates and heads to the back. The Medics help Tui up but Tui pushes them away. Kai and Tui berate the Medics before leaving. Winner of the Match- Siva Afi Central States Title Bout "Unpredictable" Dick Slater (C) vs. Dr. Dream Machine Dream starts out by stalling. The fans and Slater start to get riled up. Slater goes after him but Dream hops off the apron. Dream is arguing with the booing fans. Finally Slater swings off the ropes and nails Dream with a baseball slide under the ropes that sends Dream into the guard railing. Slater goes after Dream and punches away then hurls him back in the ring. Slater slams Dream then angrily stomps away. Slater chokes Dream on the bottom rope then swings back and hits him with a guillotine. Slater picks up Dream, swings him into the corner and follows with a running clothesline. Slater grabs Dream and executes a Bulldog 1..2..Dream gets his foot on the rope. As Slater stands, Dream rolls out of the ring and falls to the ground. The Ref is backing Slater up. The fans are yelling as Dream reaches in his tights and puts a foreign object in his mask. Dream slowly gets on the apron. Slater runs over. Dream tries to punch him but Slater blocks it, punches him then suplexes him back in the ring 1..2..Dream barley gets his shoulder up. Slater picks up Dream, swings him into the corner and charges in but Dream puts his boot up and nails Slater. Slater falls back as Dream adjusts the foreign object in his mask. Dream picks Slater up, swings him to the ropes but misses a clothesline, Slater awkwardly swings off the ropes and collides heads with Dream! Slater goes down like a heap while Dream falls back against the ropes then falls forward on Slater 1..2..3! NO WAY! Massive boos as The Ref gets the Central States title and sets it on Dream's chest then lowers down and raises Dream's arm. Winner of the Match and NEW Central States Champ- Dr. Dream Machine! "Crippler" Rip Oliver vs. Tommy "Wildfire" Rich w/"The Memphis Mafia Man" Johnny Rich Another brawl as these guys tear into each other. Of course Johnny tries to interfere but Oliver sends him flying off the apron with a big right punch. Within minutes both men's blonde hair is covered in blood. Rich swings Oliver to the ropes and puts him down with a bionic elbow to the head. Rich hops on the middle ropes and comes down with a forearm drop 1..2..Kick Out. Rich swings Oliver to the ropes and goes for the Thesz Press but Oliver holds him, falls back and hot shots him on the top rope. Both men are down and reeling. The fans fire Oliver up. Oliver gets up, shakes his fists and lets out a yell. Rich staggers up and Oliver just unloads with a flurry of punches. Oliver swings Rich to the ropes and back drops him. Rich staggers up and Oliver slams him down. Oliver goes to the top rope. Rich slowly rises and Oliver nails him with his flying forearm blast 1..2..NO! Johnny Rich runs in and starts stomping on Oliver! The bell is ringing but Johnny stomps away then helps Tommy up. The Rich's double slam Oliver and put the boots to him. The fans are up as somebody runs down the aisle. It's MATT BORNE!!!! Borne runs in the ring and sends Tommy flying with a forearm blast to the back of the head! Borne turns around and unloads on Johnny. Borne fires away then clotheslines Johnny over the top rope! The fans are going wild! Borne helps Oliver up while the Rich's don't know what hit them. Winner of the Match by DQ- Rip Oliver USWA Tag Team Title Bout Karachi Vice (C) vs. The Rock N Roll RPMS RPMS really make the most of their shot tonight as they frustrate the champs with quick in and out tags and double team maneuvers. Tide turns when Makhan nails Davis with a knee to the back from the apron. Davis staggers into a vertical suplex by Gama. Champs take control. Makhan uses his massive power to wear Davis down while Gama controls with submission holds. RPMS regain momentum when Makhan misses a big splash in the corner which allows Davis to roll over and tag in Lane. Lane is a house of fire as he punches away on Makhan. Gama runs in but Lane karate kicks him. Lane picks up Gama and Makhan and knocks their heads together. Lane is in control for a bit until he swings off the ropes but Gama pulls it down and Lane falls onto the outside. Makhan is distracting the Ref while Gama jumps off the apron and drops a knee on Lane then picks him up and hurls him back in the ring. Makhan covers 1..2..Davis drops a knee on Makhan. Gama runs in but Davis scoop slams him down. The Ref guides Davis back. Makhan goes for an elbow drop but Lane moves, somersaults over and tags in Lane. Makhan rises just as Lane puts him back down with a dropkick. Lane swings off the ropes and hits a jumping elbow drop on Makhan 1..2..Gama breaks it. Davis runs in and punches Gama to the corner. As the Ref is guiding Davis back, Lane is hoisting Makhan up for a slam but Gama runs over and clips him behind the knee. Makhan falls on Lane. The Ref runs over and counts 1..2..3! Winners of the Match and still USWA Tag Team Champs- Karachi Vice Karachi Vice head up the aisle smiling and holding their titles high. Davis is helping Lane up. Lane is hurting. Wait a minute! The Fabulous Blondes hit the ring and attack the RPMS! They give them a beating then swing Davis to the ropes and execute a double fallaway slam! They swing Lane to the ropes and hit a double hot shot! The fans boo as Regal and Donovan give each other a high five. USWA Heavyweight Title Bout Jerry "The King" Lawler (C) vs. Terry Funk This is it! During introductions, Funk is pacing outside the ring. Lawler points to his title then points down to Funk. Funk is livid and just starts throwing chairs around. The Ref gives him a warning. Funk gets in the ring and is pacing around with a manacle look. The bell rings and Funk charges Lawler but Lawler blocks his punch and unloads with his Memphis style punches. Lawler executes a reverse atomic drop. Funk stands there with his legs crossing then Lawler puts him down with a clothesline. Lawler dives down, grabs Funk by his hair and hammers away with punches. Lawler grabs Funk's head and just starts slamming it on the apron. The Ref warns Lawler. Funk staggers up and is swinging wildly then falls back down. Lawler stomps down on Funk, grabs the top rope and drops several knees. Lawler hops on the middle ropes and drops an elbow 1..2..Funk gets his foot on the rope. Lawler reaches down but Funk grabs his singlet and hurls Lawler through the ropes. Funk regroups. Lawler gets on the apron and Funk sends him flying with a forearm blast. Lawler slowly gets up just as Funk nails him with a dropkick through the ropes. Funk picks up Lawler and slams him on the concrete. Funk hurls Lawler back in the ring. Funk puts his boot on Lawler's forehead and rakes it across. Funk picks up Lawler and delivers a twisting suplex 1..2..Kick Out. A frustrated Funk starts choking Lawler and breaks at the Ref's count of 5 then repeats it. Funk grabs Lawler's boots and executes a giant swing then hurls him across the ring. Funk grabs the top rope, jumps off the bottom rope and crashes down with a knee on Lawler 1..2..Lawler gets his foot on the rope. Funk threatens the Ref with a punch. Funk swings Lawler to the corner and charges in with a shoulder thrust but Lawler moves and Funk goes through the ropes and hits the steel post. Funk is hanging there while Lawler is laid out. The Ref starts counting both men out. Lawler staggers up at 9. Lawler grabs Funk by his boots and yanks him out. The fans go wild as Lawler lowers his strap! Lawler stomps on Funk, picks him up and pushes him into the corner. Lawler hits Funk with several shoulder thrusts then hoists him up on the turnbuckles. Lawler hops on the turnbuckles and delivers a SUPERPLEX! Lawler covers 1..2..Funk just barley gets his shoulder up. Lawler can't believe it. Lawler picks up Funk but Funk rakes his eyes and executes a swinging neckbreaker! Both men are lying side by side. Once again the Ref starts counting both men out. He reaches 7 as both men start to rise. Funk grabs Lawler and delivers a Shin Buster. Funk walks around the ring yelling at the fans and calling Lawler a pig. Funk grabs Lawler's leg and kicks it then starts in with his spinning toe hold but Lawler reaches up, rakes his eyes and cradles him 1..2..3!!!!!! HUGE ERUPTION! Winner of the Match and still USWA Champion- Jerry Lawler Funk is all over Lawler! Funk just starts stomping on Lawler. The Ref tries to get him away but Funk grabs him and hurls him through the ropes. Funk stomps on Lawler and drops several knees on him then hurls him out of the ring. Funk goes to the outside and starts yelling "Lawler! You Pig! I told you I was going to end you!" Funk pushes everybody away from the ringside table. Funk slams Lawler's head on the table then lays him on it. Funk hops on the table. The fans are screaming as Funk hoists Lawler up and piledrives him through the table!!!! Security, Officials and Wrestlers run out to stop the madness. Funk staggers around and yells at everybody while the fans throw garbage at him. Not a happy ending tonight.

Sorry for the late feedback. Getting caught up tonight. TNT and Bota are quite the pair. This is the perfect place for TNT to develop. I was wondering how the Nightmares would react to losing their masks but they seem even more confident and arrogant LOL. The Dutch, RPG and Platt segment was hilarious! Once again brilliant move putting Cooley and Mantell together. This team will get way over in Twin States. You really know how to get LeDuc over on TV. Every time he's on, he comes across as an unbeatable monster. Tonight's no different as Freight Train does the stretcher job. On to the Farm Center, Well it was NO DQ so I can't call Bota's win over Armstrong tainted. Brad gets some revenge on Strong but it's short lived as Strong delivers a post match beat down. I'm enjoying this feud. Cowboys bounce back from their NWA title match loss with a solid win over the Alaskans. Brisco vs. Dutch with Boogie Woogie Man as the Ref was everything it should have been. Even leaving town, Dutch was hilarious. We go right into another angle as Pogo and Kendo do a number on Brisco and Valiant, while Dutch is laughing. I loved all of this. WOW! Lord Humungous has arrived! Akbar better have all his men on high alert. Nightmares retain. This time it's Assassin 3 who makes the mistake. I wonder if the Assassins will react the same way the Nightmares did. LeDuc retains but the real story happens after the match. It's all on the line next week. Who will leave? Fuller or LeDuc? That's going to be one epic fight! After a wild night of action, things get even crazier. What a cage match! Southern wrestling at it's best! Bullet Bob overcomes all the odds and walks away the winner. I wouldn't want to be the Nightmares with an angry Mad Dog coming after them. As always, great stuff Gene!

USWA TV @ The Sportatorium, Dallas TX 9-4-85 Lance: Hello everybody and welcome to another edition of USWA wrestling here on the USA Network. This week we're broadcasting from the world famous Sportatorium right here in Dallas Texas. Fans, this weekend at the Fort Worth Convention Center, the USWA will present the Labor Day Star Wars event. We'll be talking a lot about that tonight. We'll bring you all the highlights of that tremendous event next week. As for tonight's show you will see The Elite defend their Central States 6 Man titles against The Technicians and Ben Bassarab. Current rivals Duke Myers and Timothy Flowers will go one on one. Vinnie Valentino takes on Sunny War Cloud. Steve O will be in action. And the Company Men make their long awaited televised tag team debut. Fans, I do have some big news regarding Star Wars. Due to previous booking obligations, the Road Warriors will not be able to compete at Star Wars. I'm sorry to have to be the... The Grapplers come out. Grappler 1: We heard the news Lance and we're not the least bit surprised. Booking obligations? Yea right, in other words they're just scared! Grappler 2: What an excuse. However, I don't blame them. I wouldn't want to face us either. Lance: Well here's the other part of the announcement. The match will take place and it will take place next week on TV. Grappler 1: Oh so they call the shots now? Grappler 2: Don't worry brother, don't you see what this means? It means we get to beat them on national TV and show the world why we're the greatest team in wrestling! Grappler 1: You're right! Paul Ellering, for being such a smart manager, you really didn't think this through did you? Road Warriors! You're going down! Grappler 2: Nobody comes into our house and pushes us around! Lance: Huge match set for next week. Wow what a blockbuster that will be. Well be right back. Commercial Break Sunny War Cloud vs. "The Vin Man" Vinnie Valentino A few weeks ago these two wrestled and Vinnie knocked Sunny out with the ringside bell! Vinnie and his entourage of ladies stroll to the ring. Vinnie is wearing his Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. They stand on the outside while Vinnie gives each of his ladies a peck. Vinnie slowly enters the ring blowing kisses out to the booing fans. The fans cheer as Sunny storms the ring and unloads on Vinnie! The Ref signals for the bell and the match is on. Sunny punches Vinnie to the ropes then clotheslines him over the top. Sunny goes to the outside and grabs the ringside bell. Sunny scares the woman off with a war cry. Vinnie staggers up and Sunny levels him with the bell! The Ref signals for the DQ but Sunny seems very satisfied. Sunny throws the bell down and exits. The woman all run over to the unconscious and busted open Vin Man. Commercial Break Lance: Well I can't say I condone the actions of Sunny War Cloud but I guess he believes in pay back. Fans, one of the big matches at Star Wars will be Carlos Colon taking on Tiger Jeet Singh. Here's some highlights of events leading up to this point. Highlights are shown of their match in Japan followed by Singh attacking Colon at a house show and throwing a fireball in his face. Colon's return attacking Singh. A wild match that ended in a double c.o. Several brawls. Lance: A lot of hatred there. I really hope things will be settled at Star Wars. Another grudge match will pit Rip Oliver against Tommy Rich. These two have had some bloody battles but Rich has come out on top a few more times thanks to interference by his cousin Johnny. We'll see if Johnny once again gets involved or maybe Oliver can figure out a way to counter him. We'll find out at Star Wars. Yet another match with some animosity will be Hercules Ayala taking on Leilani Kai's monster Ripper Morgan. Kai and Morgan have targeted Ayala and say there's only room for one at the top of the mountain and that Morgan is going to knock Ayala off it. Ayala has been on a rampage and says he's the one who will be standing on top. Fans we'll be right back. Commercial Break Arthur Crews and Kenneth Timbs join Lance at the podium. They are wearing half black and half navy colored wrestling singlets and each man is holding a briefcase. Lance: Ok, the Company Men are up next but appear to have something to say. Crews: Yes we do. First off Lance, check out our singlets. Black and Navy. The two most powerful colors in business. Timbs: That's exactly what we represent. You see Lance, thanks to investors like Brenda Britton and a few others, our company has risen to the top. Crews: And we are no longer just company men. You're looking at the CEO's, so from now on you will refer to us as the CEO's! Now watch us take care of business in the ring. The CEO's vs. Sam Smith and Trent Watkins The CEO's make good on their promise and take care of business in the ring. They are in total sync and finish things off with a Double DDT for the decisive win! Crews and Timbs hold their briefcases high and point to their heads as the fans boo. Commercial Break Lance: Star Wars is upon us and another match you will see is Dick Slater defending the Central States title against Dr. Dream Machine. These two have had some battle of words as well as some wild fights in and out of the ring. Should be a dandy. Another title bout will be Tony St. Clair defending the TV title against Yoshiaki Yatsu. These two have wrestled to several 10 minute draws but at Star Wars there will be no time limit. Tony's manager Les Thronton says his man will give Yoshiaki a wrestling lesson he'll never forget. And for the tag team titles, Karachi Vice will defend against the RPMS. The RPMS defeated the Fabulous Blondes to earn the shot. The Blondes insisted they cheated. Karachi Vice says the only thing the RPMS earned was a beating. Fans we'll be back. Commercial Break Duke Myers vs. "Diamond" Timothy Flowers These two feuded during the summer with Myers coming out on top. Flowers reignited things when he interfered and costed Myers a chance at the 6 man titles. Flowers bragged about getting the pin on Myers during a recent tag match and now Myers wants him one on one. The bell rings and Myers is all over Flowers. Myers back drops Flowers and drops an elbow 1..2..Flowers gets his foot on the rope. Myers drags Flowers out and starts stomping on him. Myers picks up Flowers and slams him down then hops on the middle ropes and crashes down with a forearm drop. Myers hoists Flowers up and suplexes him back. Flowers rolls out of the ring. The Ref reaches 8 but stops when Myers goes to the outside. Myers reaches down to pick up Flowers but Flowers lowblows him then grabs him by his head and smashes it on the apron, then grabs him and rams him head first into the steel post. Flowers rolls him back in the ring. Myers is out of it and his head is resting on the bottom rope. Flowers gets on the apron and hits a leg drop on Myers head! Flowers pulls Myers in and covers 1..2..3! Boos as Flowers runs to the podium. Flowers: I told you so! I told you I would deliver and I did! I'm the best! Diamond Timothy Flowers is back on track and nothing can stop me! And I mean nothing! Commercial Break The camera pans in on the pink "Beauty Shop" sign then zooms in on Brenda Britton. Brenda: I'm sorry I'm not my usual cheerful self but I'm still furious over what happened last week. I'm never going to mention it again but I want the RPMS to know they will pay dearly for that despicable and classless act. Ok I feel better already. Now I've said that this is the show with all the major scoops and tonight I have a big one. My guest is Corporal Kirchner. The fans cheer as Kirchner comes out waving the American Flag. Brenda: My oh my you are a patriot. Ok, noticeable missing is your tag team partner Don Kernodle. Kirchner: Yes Brenda, Don isn't here. Don and I had a great run together but have decided to part ways. Brenda: Sounds like he's a chicken. I mean he really took a beating at the hands of Karachi Vice so I guess I don't blame him for running out on you. What a coward. Kirchner: Hold on Brenda. That had nothing to do with it. We had a lot of long talks and we both wanted to pursue separate goals. Simple as that. I wish Don the best of luck and I'll always be there if he needs me. Brenda: (Rolls her eyes) Oh how noble. Well since your here and this is the place to be. Just what are your goals? Kirchner: My goal is to win the TV title and that's the road I'm going to travel. I'm in the best shape of my life and I have all these great American fans backing me up! Big POP! Brenda: (Sarcastically) Well good luck because I don't think you could last 5 minutes with Tony St. Clair. He is after all simply the best. Well fans that's all for this week until next week tooooodles. Brenda is annoyed because she's drowned out by the fans cheers as Kirchner is waving the flag in front of her. Commercial Break "Super" Steve O vs. Vic Dutro Steve wins it with a flying press! The fans boo as Steve puts on his T-Shirt with a Superman symbol on the front, then heads to the podium. Steve: Lance, I know these people were booing the man I just defeated but it's ok because I put down yet another villain so you can stand up and cheer. (More Boos) Lance, there is just to much chaos going on in the USWA and like I said it takes a superhero to stop it. What's this I hear about some evil invaders coming in next week? I've heard they've been called the Legion of Doom. Legion of Doom Lance! I knew this day would come. This is serious, but I want you and all these great people to know that I will protect them. Super Steve O is on the job! Lance: (puzzled look as he watches Steve walk away) I really think he should be checked out. Big 6 man title match when we return. Central States 6-Man Tag Title Match The Elite (C) w/Arnold Skaaland vs. The Technicians and "The Electrifying" Ben Bassarab Solid match as both sides show off some great technical ability. The Elite take control as they work Rheingans over. Gagne nails him with a high dropkick then tags in Hart. Hart executes a hanging suplex then tags in Sammartino. Hart swings Rheingans to the ropes and Sammartino hits a powerslam 1..2..Rhengans barley gets his shoulder up. Skaaland and the Elite are irate and are yelling at the Ref while holding up 3 fingers. While they're yelling at the ref, Rheingans crawls over and tags in Roop. Sammartino turns around and is put down with a shoulder block. Gagne runs in and gets slammed. Hart runs in and Roop back drops him. Roop picks up Sammartino, swings him to the ropes and puts him down with a back elbow smash. Roop tags in Bassarab. Bassarab goes to the top rope. Roop body slams Sammartino and Bassarab crashes down with a flying leg drop 1..2..Hart and Gagne break the count and stomp away on Bassarab. Roop and Rheingans run in and we got a pier six brawl going on! The Ref is trying to get order. Sammartino swings Bassarab to the corner and charges in but Bassarab moves then rolls Sammartino up but the Ref is distracted. As the Ref is guiding the Technicians to their corner, Skaaland loads his towel and hands it to Gagne. Gagne whacks Bassarab with it as Sammartino rolls him over just as the Ref turns around 1..2..3! Technicians run in as the Elite roll out of the ring. Skaaland hands them their titles and they raise them high as the fans boo. Skaaland leads his team to the podium. Lance: Well that was a pretty shady victory Arnold. Skaaland: What are you talking about? That was teamwork at its finest. These guys are a unit, a force a true team and most of all champions. That my friend is why they are the Elite! The Elite all smile and hold up their titles as Skaaland wipes their titles with his towel. Commercial Break Lance: Fans, next stop is Star Wars. The main event will be Jerry Lawler defending the USWA title against Terry Funk. Here are some highlights followed by pre recorded comments from both men. Highlights go back to last year when Lawler and Funk battled over the title. Cuts to Funk's return a few weeks ago when he attacked Lawler and gave him 3 piledrivers. Multiple brawls during tag matches and run ins. The shocking parking lot fight where Funk tried to run Lawler over with his car! Funk: Lawler! You're nothing but a good for nothing jackass! That title belongs to me and so do you! I'm going to beat you until you're bleeding and begging for mercy and then I'm going to take that title and then I'm going to make sure you're out of the wrestling business for good! Lawler: Terry Funk! You and I have gone round and round but this title proves that I'm the better man. I beat you before and I guaran damn tee you I'll beat you again! You're running so scared that you actually tried to run me over but you even failed at that. You're nothing but a failure and you're defiantly not a man. Come Star Wars I'm going to expose you for the fraud that you are. Because behind that tough and crazy act of yours, you're nothing but a chicken ----! Labor Day Star Wars! Fort Worth Convention Center 9-5-85 USWA Heavyweight Title Bout Jerry "The King" Lawler (C) vs. Terry Funk USWA Tag Team Title Bout Karachi Vice (C) vs. Rock n Roll RPMS Central States Title Bout "Unpredictable" Dick Slater (C) vs. Dr. Dream Machine TV Title Bout- NO TIME LIMIT Tony "Simply the Best" St. Clair (C) w/Les Thornton vs. "The Japanese Fury" Yoshiaki Yatsu w/Masanobu Fuchi Grudge Match Carlos Colon vs. Tiger Jeet Singh "Crippler" Rip Oliver vs. Tommy "Wildfire" Rich w/"The Memphis Mafia Man" Johnny Rich The Sweet Ebony Express vs. The Lone Stars "The Polynesian Prince" Siva Afi vs. "The Tidal Wave" Tui Selinga w/Leilani Kai Porkchop Cash vs. "Champagne" Gerry Morrow Hercules Ayala vs. "The Real Deal" Ripper Morgan w/Leilani Kai "The Wrecking Machine" DJ Peterson vs. "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly

Solid card with something for everybody. Liked the opening battle between the up and coming tag teams. Buddy Jack's cockiness costs him big time as Armstrong gets the upset win. Rotunda shows some fire as he takes it to his former partner Waylon. This is far from over. Boone looked liked a monster as he gets an impressive win over Smiley. Perez vs. Mando was my favorite match on the card. What an exciting match up! Poffo is having a nice run as LHW champ. Hard hitting match to end the night. Manny gives Texas Red a real fight but Red retains in the end.

Nothing like a good OMG squash to get things going. LOL, Percy paying Slinker was classic. I imagine Piper will be coming back with a vengeance but he'll need some back up going up against the Dynasty. I remember liking Hall and Hennig as AWA tag champs. They look ready for all challengers. Watch out AWA, Bad News is coming! Martel gets some payback and Tyree Pride scores a big upset over HTM. I'm all for a Fabs/Rockers feud! Those matches will be off the charts! Poor Steve Doll. Nikita puts an end to Doll's short reign and is now a dual champ! Very interesting. Wild match to end the show! This can only mean we'll be getting a rematch...YES! Can't wait for SuperClash!

Can't think of a better match to kick things off then Hart and Tanaka. Busick is becoming a star. He gets a hard hitting win over Starr then helps out Blackwell. Busick could be a threat to Jake and co. That Kabuki/Hito match was worth the price of admission. Kabuki gets a lot of satisfaction here. Another solid match between Orton and Armstrong. I really like Orton's CA title run. WOW! Is it possible? Billy Jack and the Playboy becoming a cohesive unit? Great story going here. I have a feeling the Warlords are going to be coming back for more.

USWA TV @ The Knoxville Civic Center 8-28-85 Show opens with footage from last week's parking lot brawl between Jerry Lawler and Terry Funk. Then it cuts to where Funk gets in his car and actually tries to run Lawler over but luckily Lawler dove out of the way at the last minute. More footage from last week is shown of Carlos Colon and Tiger Jeet Singh brawling into the crowd as a swarm of security tries to break them up. Lance Russell: Hello everybody and welcome to another edition of USWA wrestling here on the USA Network. Fans we once again witnessed the shocking footage of what went down last week. As I said Jerry Lawler did not press charges against Terry Funk but instead wanted him in the ring tonight. Well listen to this, Jerry Lawler will team with Carlos Colon to take on Terry Funk and Tiger Jeet Singh! But that's not it. Jerry Jarrett doesn't want them putting the fans in danger so this will be a lumberjack match! I'm still not sure I want to be anywhere near that match. Also tonight, Kevin Kelly and DJ Peterson will go at it in an arm wrestling match. That should be interesting. Right now I want to show all of you a tape sent to us by Mid Atlantic Championship wrestling. Bob Caudle is standing with The Road Warriors and Paul Ellering. They finish watching the tape of the Grapplers challenging them to a match at Labor Day Star Wars. Caudle: Gentlemen, your response? Ellering: Bob Caudle...the last time these masked men faced my Road Warriors, they were left broken and beaten. Afraid?!? What the hell do we have to be afraid of from the likes of you? Grapplers! If you want another beatdown, we will be happy to come down to Fort Worth...and provide it. Animal: Grapplers! You think you can intimidate us? You're lookin' at two of the baddest men from the mean streets of Chicago. We snack on danger and dine on death! And on September 5th, we just might put you out of wrestling! Hawk: Ohhhhhhh what a RUSH! Back Live Lance: Ok with me now are the Grapplers. Well you just heard the Road Warriors answer. Grappler 1: Oh we heard it and that's exactly what we wanted! At Star Wars, we're going to show the world that we are the greatest tag team in wrestling. And we know they're running scared because they know that we can go toe to toe with them and come out on top! Grappler 2: You talk a big game but Road Warriors you don't intimidate us one bit! And Ellering, don't even think about getting involved because if you do we'll put you down! (Grappler 2 slaps his hand) Grappler 1: Road Warriors! You're the ones who will be left beaten and broken down! That's just a cold hard fact! Lance: Ok, there you have it. Should be an outstanding match up. Fans in Fort worth, you won't want to miss that one. It all happens on September 5th at the Labor day Star Wars event. We'll be right back. Commercial Break The Technicians and "The Electrifying" Ben Bassarab vs. Chet Stevens, Arnold Goldstein and Orson Jones Technicians use an extensive amount of their wrestling arsenal while Bassarab comes in with his high octane offense. Match ends when the Technicians double suplex Stevens then tag in Bassarab, who crashes down from the top rope with a flying leg drop for the pin! Lance brings them over and announces that next week's TV show will be broadcasted from the Sportatorium in Dallas. On that show The Elite will defend their Central States 6 Man titles against the Technicians and Bassarab. Technicians say they've earned this shot by beating all the different combinations of the Elite in tag matches. Technicians say they have found the perfect partner in Bassarab to take the straps away from the not so Elite. Commercial Break "The Vin Man" Vinnie Valentino vs. Willie Lopez Once again Vinnie comes out with an entourage of women. Vinnie is wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. Vinnie works his opponent over and makes sure the fans hear him brag about every move he performs. Vinnie body slams Lopez then goes to the top rope. Lopez slowly rises as Vinnie hits a sunset flip from the top rope for the pin! The fans boo as Vinnie and his entourage head for the podium. Lance: Ok Vinnie, two weeks ago you hit Sunny War Cloud over the head with the ringside bell. Last week Sunny was in action and said all it did was upset him and he wants you in the ring. I've been informed that next week Sunny gets his wish and the two of you will meet in the ring. Vinnie: Lance, what's with that Misty Cloud? The guy's a lunatic. He wears that face paint and goes around screaming and scaring my woman here. All I did was try and knock some sense into him. Obviously it didn't work. I guess I'll have to finish him off next week and send him back to whatever looney bin he came from. I'm the one that can do it because I'm the Vin Man..Yea! All the woman grip his arms as he escorts them out. Lance: I still don't know what to make of him. We'll be back Commercial Break Arm wrestling match "The Wrecking Machine" DJ Peterson vs. "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly The table is set up in the middle of the ring. DJ is pumped up and ready but Kelly just smirks and waves him off as he grabs the mic. Kelly: Look here DJ Dummy, I know you're putting on a show for these people by acting like you're ready to do this but why don't you save yourself the embarrassment and just walk away. Come on! You can't compete with these guns. Kelly tosses the mic and gives DJ a double bicep pose. The fans cheer as DJ sits in his chair and puts his arm up and yells "Come on!" The Ref tells Kelly to sit down or he's declaring DJ the winner. Kelly yells at the booing fans then sits down. After a few lock ups, Kelly gets major heat as he continues to pull away. The Ref gives him one last warning. They finally lock in and the Ref officially starts it. Both men put all their strength into it and go all out. Kelly gets the upper hand for a bit but the fans rally behind DJ and he comes back hard. The fans are going wild as DJ pulls Kelly's arm slowly over and is ready to put it down. Kelly pulls DJ forward and over the table, then grabs his chair and hits DJ over his back! Kelly swings the chair down and gives DJ another whack! The Ref steps up but Kelly pushes him down. Kelly drops his chair, picks up DJ by his hair then slams his head on the table! Kelly smiles then clamps on the full nelson! Kelly wrenches away then swings DJ around and tosses him across the ring! Officials hit the ring as Kelly calmly walks out. Commercial Break Porkchop Cash vs. Vic Dutro Cash is all over Dutro before he swings him to the ropes and puts him down with a crossbody flying headbutt! The fans cheer as Cash pumps his fist to them and heads for the podium. Lance: Ok, next week you will get your long awaited match with Gerry Morrow at Star Wars. Cash: Morrow! Boy you made a big mistake and brother you gonna pay big time at Star Wars! I know you think you're something special with all that money of yours. You think you're better than everybody else. Yea, you might be able to buy a lot of nice things but brother you can't buy happiness and happiness is going to be me putting you down for the one, two, three! And then you can take all that money of yours and enjoy retirement! And then, when you get to wherever it is you're going... tell them Porkchop Cash sent ya! Lance: (Smiling and laughing) Ok, Porkchop Cash everybody. We'll be back. Commercial Break We come back to a music video that shows Bob Brown training Mike George as CCR's Fortunate Son plays. George is running, hitting the weights and sparing with wrestlers in a ring set up outside. The video ends with George standing at the top of a hill in front of a sunset. Back Live The Lone Stars vs. William Hillman and Todd Rooney Total hard hitting squash as the Lone Stars win the match with a double clothesline on Rooney! Hillman goes in to help his partner but the Lone Stars put him down with a double clothesline! Boos as they head to the podium. Lone Stars cut a promo and say they only have a week to wait until they get to put another beating on the Sweet Ebony Express! They say they're going to have a fun time doing it! Commercial Break "The Tidal Wave" Tui Selinga w/Leilani Kai vs. Carl Kellerman Tui breaks a lot of rules but also pulls out some high flying maneuvers. Tui ends things with a flying elbow drop from the top rope! Kai brings her entire stable to the podium. Tui and the Medics walk over as Kai hooks the chain around Rip Morgan's neck before pulling him to the podium. Lance: Big night for your men at Star Wars. I know Siva Afi is more than ready especially after your guy Tui costed him a chance at the TV title last week. And of course (looks nervously at Morgan, who's stomping and yelling) the wild man here will have his hands full with Hercules Ayala. Tui: Whoa, first of all, there was no way that uneducated banana eating monkey Siva Afi was going to win the TV title. Could you imagine a savage like him representing the USWA on TV? At Star Wars, I'm going to get rid of that disgrace to the Polynesian people and then the sky's the limit for me! Kai: (pulls the chain on Morgan) That's exactly right. This is very personal and important for Tui and I'm supporting him all the way. Siva Afi, you're on borrowed time. Now, you see my Medics and it wont be long before you see them wearing gold. And Hercules Ayala, come Star Wars, this chain comes off and the monster will be released. It will be out of my hands. Ripper Morgan is going to brutalize, beat and destroy you. We told you there can only be one man at the top of the mountain and you're looking at the real deal! Commercial Break The camera zooms in on the pink "Beauty Shop" sign then pans down on Brenda Britton. Brenda: Hi everybody and welcome once again to the highest rated segment in wrestling, the Beauty Shop. Now last week my guests were the very delightful Fabulous Blondes. What a difference a week makes because joining me now (lets out a sad sigh) are Tommy Lane and Mike Davis, the Rock N Roll RPMS. The fans pop as the RPMS come out. Brenda: I'm not sure why they cheer you but boo a classy team like the Fabulous Blondes. I know you guys are cheaters and I saw you cheat your way to the big title shot at Star Wars. IIIIIIIII think you should do the right thing and give the Fabulous Blondes that shot. Davis: Well Brenda we could care less what you think. Massive cheers as Brenda is shocked. Lane: The Ref made the count and raised our hands. The title shot is ours. And we know what you're trying to do. You and the Blondes are trying to distract us before our title match with Karachi Vice at Star Wars. But it's not going to work! Brenda: Cheaters! Davis: Hey! We've worked long and hard for this shot and come Labor day we're winning the belts! Brenda: Spoken like true cheaters! I can't believe I had to lower this show's standards by having you two punks as my guests. You boys are frauds and should be ashamed of yourselves! You ruined this week's show! Just get out of here! Brenda starts pushing the RPMS and telling them to leave. Lane: You know Brenda, I think it's time we gave you something that's long overdue. The fans are up and cheering as Lane pulls Brenda over his knee and Davis starts spanking her! Brenda is kicking and screaming as the fans are loving it! The RPMS have a good laugh and head out. Brenda is heated as she tries to speak but is to upset to say anything. The fans cheer louder as she just throws the mic down and storms out. Commercial Break Hercules Ayala vs. Mike Atkins Ayala is pumped up tonight as he clamps on the bearhug, rams Atkins into the turnbuckles and belly to belly suplexes him over for the pin! Ayala cuts a promo while holding up his fist and tells Morgan he's going to feel the pain at Star Wars! Commercial Break "Crippler" Rip Oliver vs. Roy Glader Oliver just pummels Glader before finishing him off with a flying forearm blast from the middle ropes! Oliver is fired up but is nailed from behind by TOMMY and JOHNNY RICH! The Rich's put the boots to him. Johnny picks up Oliver and holds him while Tommy slaps him several times across the face while laughing. They hurl Oliver out of the ring and raise their arms as the fans boo. Lance: Yea real tough guys, two on one. Tommy Rich meets Rip Oliver at Star Wars and I hope Oliver finds a way to deal with cousin Johnny. Fans, I want to remind you that next week we'll be coming from the Sportatorium a night before Star Wars. On that special TV show, Duke Myers will face Timothy Flowers. Vinnie Valentino goes against Sunny War Cloud. The Elite defend the 6 Man titles against the Technicians and Ben Bassarab. And I've been informed by the Corporation that the Company Men, Arthur Crews and Kenneth Timbs will make their televised debut. Fans... Dr. Dream Machine pops up. Lance: Dream Machine, what are you doing here? Dream: (Grabs Lance by his shirt, shakes him and pushes him back) DOCTOR Dream Machine! Lance: Alright I'm out of here! Dream grabs the mic. Dream: I'm out here babay to tell Dicky Boy Slater that his Central States title reign ends on Labor Day! Dicky Boy you can't compete with a competitor such as myself. I'm going to whoop you up, embarrass you, beat you to the ground and then take that title! Oh yea nobody does it like Doctor Dream Machine babay! Ya hear me! Nobody! Commercial Break Lance: Ok fans I'm back but I don't know for how long. The wrestlers are coming out and surrounding the ring. This is going to get crazy I'm sure of that. Siva Afi, Hercules Ayala, Tui Selinga, Tommy Rich, Dream Machine, Lone Stars, Sweet Ebony Express come out and surround the ring. Tensions are high as the wrestlers are already yelling at each other. Lumberjack Tag Team Match USWA Champ Jerry "The King" Lawler and Carlos Colon vs. Terry Funk and Tiger Jeet Singh Massive boos as Funk and Singh wildly make their way out. Funk's got his branding iron and Singh's swinging his sword around. WHAM!! Lawler and Colon storm out and nail them from behind! The branding iron and sword go flying as all four men start brawling. The other wrestlers run over to try and get control but in only a matter of seconds all out chaos ensues. Lone Stars and Sweet Ebony Express are battling up the aisle! Tui Selinga and Siva Afi are exchanging blows. Hercules Ayala tries to break them up but from out of the back, Leilani Kai unhooks the chain and Ripper Morgan runs over and gives Ayala a big boot to the head! Tommy Rich grabs Lawler and let's Funk pound away on him. Wait a minute! Rip Oliver runs out and knocks Tommy down and puts the boots to him! Hold on! Johnny Rich of course runs out and nails Oliver! Dream Machine nails Colon and Singh regroups and starts stomping on Colon. It's not over because the fans go nuts when Dick Slater runs out and tackles Dream Machine and unloads on him with fists! While all this is going on, Singh grabs his sword and starts choking Colon! Funk and Lawler are fighting non stop! Lance: Fans this is out of control! We have to go! Labor Day Star Wars 9-5-85 Fort Worth Convention Center USWA Heavyweight Title Bout Jerry "The King' Lawler (C) vs. Terry Funk USWA Tag Team Title Bout Karachi Vice (C) vs. The RPMS Central States Title Bout "Unpredictable" Dick Slater (C) vs. Dr. Dream Machine TV Title Bout- NO Time Limit Tony "Simply the Best" St. Clair (C) vs. "The Japanese Fury" Yoshiaki Yatsu Special Tag Team Challenge Match!!!! The Grapplers vs. The Road Warriors w/Precious Paul Ellering Grudge Match! Carlos Colon vs. Tiger Jeet Singh "Crippler" Rip Oliver vs. Tommy "Wildfire" Rich w/"The Memphis Mafia Man" Johnny Rich The Lone Stars vs. Sweet Ebony Express "The Polynesian Prince" Siva Afi vs. "The Tidal Wave" Tui Selinga w/Leilani Kai Porkchop Cash vs. "Champagne" Gerry Morrow Hercules Ayala vs. "The Real Thing" Ripper Morgan w/Leilani Kai "The Wrecking Machine" DJ Peterson vs. "Mr. Magnificent" Kevin Kelly

I've mentioned this before but I'll say it again, I love your format and storytelling during the matches. An example would be when you mentioned Dundee's past mentoring coming into play in Cameron's match. Waylon DDT's his way to a victory over Smiley but hey he aint such a bad guy as he shakes an unconscious Smiley's hand afterwards LOL. Kabuki and Adams have a wild one! That 6 man match at Firestorm is going to be an even wilder one! Poffo and Brookside put on a fast paced exciting match that keeps the fans on the edge of their seats. Flamboyance and British Steel will be a classic tag match at Firestorm. Gilbert vs. Hart! Thank You! Great main event with a great finish as Gilbert gets the big win with his Hot Shot!

Oh man what a night of surprises! Bravo and Bock both look good. Looking forward to the Fabulous Ones returning! Great to see the Fiesta Garden back! Savage couldn't of picked a better partner than Brody. LOL, I cracked up when Brody destroyed the set and Chicky ran off with his Casio. You have to have a graphic warning if Link and Abby are involved. This will get bloodier. Garvin racks up another KO! Huge upset as Steve Doll wins the TV title!! I wouldn't want to be Valiant and HTM when Martel gets his hands on them. The TV title segment will add so much interest each and every week. AWA champ Nikita calls out Bock. Nikita is a monster but never count Bock out. What an ending! You don't see Piper getting outsmarted often but Percy really pulled one over on him tonight. I was wondering if you would bring the East West Connection back and you did! Along with OMG, the Dynasty is bigger than ever. And now they have some gold. I know Piper will regroup and have a plan. Can't wait to see where this goes.

The build to Beach Brawl was a wild one. That tag team battle royal shows how stack your tag division is. Cool seeing the Cowboys get the big win. Wow! LeDuc beats Fuller for the Twin States title and earns himself a NWA title shot! Beach Brawl opens with some good prelim bouts as Savoldi, Invaders and Brisco get the fans going. Bota has a firm grip on the Jr. Title. He might have the advantage over Armstrong in their upcoming NO DQ match. Dirty Dutch beats Valiant but can he do the same to Brisco next week? Plowboy continues to take Akbar's crew down piece by piece. It helps having allies like Fuller and Golden. The Assassins unmask the Nightmares! Could taking their titles be next??? It's going to be hard beating Sawyer in a dog collar match. Bullet Bob found this out. Even though the Cowboys came up short, I'm sure they earned the fans respect after that solid showing against the NWA tag champs. I bet they earned Harley's respect as well. Big time main event to close the show! Magnum does it again with the belly to belly! Twin States has some serious momentum going.

Looks like Cooley and Mantell are gelling well as they rise the tag team ranks. Ok, I'm pumped up for a Scott Armstrong/Bota feud over the Jr. title. Man, Dirty Dutch is such a great hand to have. He goes from comic heel to violent heel in a matter of seconds. I'm sure Brisco is going to be coming after him with a vengeance. Steve Strong has quickly established himself here. Somebody needs to get that chisel away from Wright. Oh man a third Assassin!!! You've got a great story going on here. Plowboy overcomes his first obstacle as he seeks revenge on Akbar. Violent Gentlemen have an ace up their sleeve in the Australian Rules match. LeDuc is a major factor and puts Fuller down to win the match. Awesome main event! Bullet Bob gives the fans a big feel good moment as he beats Sawyer for the Gulf Coast title! What a pay off! Props to you Gene for all your hard work in getting caught up.

USWA places "Mr. Electricity" Steve Regal and Chick Donovan on the block.

Great to see you back Gene!!!! So much good stuff going on as Twin States gets ready for Beach Brawl. Akbar has arrived and Devastation Inc. is ready to cause some serious trouble! LOL, love this feud going on between Dirty Dutch and Brisco. Violent Gentlemen live up to their name as they win a wild one over Fuller and Golden. Fireball and all. WOW! 8 men handcuffed and somebody still manages to interfere LOL. Steve Strong makes quite the debut. With 3 Nightmares running around, it's going to be hard taking those straps from them. Well Giant Machine didn't last long with Akbar and now Plowboy is going to want some payback. Bota is enjoying a good title reign courtesy of his voodoo dust. Fun character. Like the Cooley/Mantell pairing. Steve Strong is heading for an explosive showdown with Brad Armstrong! When you see Bullet Bob and Mad Dog Sawyer going at it in a lights out match, you know it's going to get bloody! It does and Bullet gets the big win.