Johnny Sorrow

So I was wrong last month when I said that it must have been Khan who booked Cabana against Jericho as a fuck you to Punk, because I figured the owner of the company would be the one making that call. According to Cabana, it was Jericho's idea.

Yeah, he's not going to challenge Roman. But he is being taken seriously. Wherever they go with this and Owens is main event level stuff. Sami and Owens are HHH guys, and before Vince left he was also definitely behind Sami, especially after the Mania Knoxville match. Same with Owens making Austin look like a million bucks. Granted, in Vince's mind that's why he saddled Owens with the Ezekiel feud. " God dammit pal, you can get anything over!" Which Owens did, but it's telling that as soon as Vince's ass was gone Owens breaks Ezekiel's back and immediately was rebooted as a top badass. Oh, and not for nothing, when Sami was doing the Knoxville feud the new Jackass movie was a huge financial and critical hit. You may not like Knoxville, but it wasn't some example of digging up some old celebrities.

I like that HHH is trying again with acts like Kross or Eric Young. So many folks got kneecapped by Vince, they never even had a chance. Like Kross, I don't care about him, I hate the character, but this isn't putting him in a gimp suit. If he fails now, it won't be for lack of trying. He's already an upper mid card guy. That's not a bad place to float around. Thats also related to the only thing I really like with the current Bray Wyatt shit. He came back, it was huge and people still love him...but his first feud is LA Knight. Which helps Knight get over after his HHH reboot.

Kofi trash talking Imperium while doing the Alex Wright Wunderkind dance ruled. He yelled, "Y'all remember Alex Wright? Y'all look like a buncha Alex Wrongs!" It's the hardest I've laughed during a wrestling tv show in forever.

Both of those examples are why Sami and Owens are in main event roles now. Anyway, that SD was great. And Ricochet vs Escobar was awesome.

Danielson vs. Dax was a fucking great match. I hope it leads to something, because the only story behind it was "Dax wants to test himself". Great matches are fine, but if there's no reason beyond that with Dax losing? Then who cares? Great match but what are the stakes? I'd hope that since the BCC is done it leads to an allegiance of FTR and Danielson, who can then feud with the Elite with Danielson serving as the Punk proxy.

The Bloodline/ Sami story just continues to be the best thing going.

That match rocked.

I love that Rollins has evolved into Modern Day Jimmy Valiant with this gimmick. I love it. Someone needs to tie him in the ropes and shave his head.

I dug that finish a lot. It looked great.

I'm having fun watching this. MIST! And holy shit, is Rhea Ripley a star.

Gotta love Cole being able to talk about Dusty, Crockett promotions, and the first WarGames match. It's those little things that I'm popping for since Vince has been gone.

If you want to hear Ross say over and over again how much he didn't care that Khan didn't have him call the second half of the Full Gear PPV, tune into this weeks episode on the British Bulldog. It's an incredible bit of passive aggressiveness.

Are you serious? The man has destroyed his body for this stupid business and has already reached the tippy top. Now, he apparently wants to end this career having the matches he wants and making young performers. Holy shit, really? Like, are people imagining scenarios where Khan is begging Danielson to be the champ and he's saying no, because he's being selfish by not being selfish? That's some wild shit.

This idea that Danielson "owes" anybody anything is as fucking stupid as biting an arm to pop Brandon Cutler.

If all the lame " Hey Look, I'm referencing Punk!" shit Omega did like the GTS hands and the arm bite is just an F you to Punk and not part of an angle, then it's fucking awful, low rent shit. Oh, and the match stunk. PU. I'd love to see PAC vs. Omega one on one currently,and Fenix does amazing shit. But this just ain't my bag, baby.

I'm watching Dynamite now, and this opening segment with Regal,Mox, and Danielson stinks. " Stop Mox, My daddy was a drunk, too!" Blehchh. The crowd totally shit on it. Its pretty great that a purple Gilligan hat has made me care about Swagger for the first time since he was managed by Dutch.

Why are the camera shots from the turnbuckles always blurry and terrible?

Mox's " Jake Roberts Pajama Pants But Skinny Jeans" gear is a choice.

Best of Seven Elite vs Death Triangle? Hahaha. Lots of fast forward action gonna go down here. Holy shit. Is that gonna be, like, 43 stars total? I'll bet on that on Draft Kings.

So why have do some folks think Max Caster isn't good? He's fucking good.

I would have had the Acclaimed match open the show. They've had to drag the crowd into this match.

" Black Jay and Silent Bob" is the best Caster line yet.

I'm way behind cause I had to pause the PPV to do a show. But Hayter/ Storm is the best match so far.

Sammy looks like he just came from Plato's Retreat.