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Johnny Sorrow

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  1. This one Young Buck really wants four guys to suck his cock.
  2. Hahaha, The Kingdom doing the "Thank you!" bit after the chants for the other two teams ruled.
  3. Pete, I saw that....and you should be ashamed of yourself.
  4. Time for my favorite tag team, the mother fuckin Addiction, baby. Edit: Taven swimming in the apron is the best.
  5. That Moose match was a blast.
  6. Pete must be crushed that Romantic Touch didn't give him a smooch.
  7. I had some extra cash so I got the IPPV. Where are you two men of substance sitting?
  8. Since it was a movie theme and not an awful disco tune, sure.
  9. The Addiction have matching tights, the Venom gear, just not entrance gear. And the separate General and Eighties rock outfits work. And "back in my day"? Really? 😆
  10. Earl Hebner is the only guy who gave me an autograph I wasn't asking for. 😄 I was at a TNA show a few years ago and afterwards some of the 126 of us there were invited to come to ringside as the faces were signing autographs and a morbidly obese woman was literally rolled into and out of the ring to get a pic with AJ Styles. As I hung over the rail laughing, Hebner grabbed my ticket from my hand and signed it. 😄
  11. I hate Jesse because he is telling the truth about my people being behind 9-11. That Tuesday all of us Yids were LATE FOR WORK. I was, granted I was held up at 7-11 waiting on a donut. I mean bagel.
  12. While I appreciate the plug, and I sorta kinda look like Gene now but with no mustache, I think I need to sit down with you and explain how jokes work. The humor would be based on if I actually had talked about it.Edit: and Daves getting worked cause only a dumbell would buy that .
  13. That's true. Whenever someone in real life swings a chair at my head, I put up my hands. Also, when I was bouncing I'd always stomp my foot as I punched someone.
  14. Which made him being the guy who turned and joined the establishment perfect.
  15. You must be a blast at parties.
  16. Every time I see a stomach claw or kidney type claw I cringe because I know that hurts.
  17. A made up anecdote about fooling around with a girl and eventually saying "I Love You" to get laid isn't Date Rape, it's High School and a Meat Loaf song.
  18. Mentor doesn't go over student.
  19. "Bloodbath At The Garden: Did Maivia Go Too Far? A special report from Arnold Skaaland" Real or Fake?
  20. But Duggan's WCW gimmick was that he'd whip out a roll of tape, quickly wrap it around a fist by whirling it, and then suddenly the fist was as hard as concrete. There's be tape hanging from his hand and shit. 😄
  21. That was a great article.
  22. He wasn't "outraged". It was that he wasn't aware it existed and was a thing. It was when Gail Kim was coming in and he had concerns about if the audience would accept her as hot. I think it was Jim Ross who either told him about Asian porn or was the guy who told the story.If anything, I think it speaks well for Vince that he doesn't have his finger on the pulse of what the guys who chant "Cena sucks" watch.😃
  23. They were also all friends who thought of themselves as a unit.But they were booked constantly in WCW against each other when they started.I'm talking about in real life.
  24. They were also all friends who thought of themselves as a unit.
  25. I won't be able to watch until HULU tomorrow, but I assume a rotund and amazingly handsome bald man hopped the guard rails and proceeded to be incredibly funny and charming?
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