Johnny Sorrow

There is an 18 page thread on wrestlingforum of people crying about Randy Orton poking fun at Kevin Owens' weight in a tiny little throwaway line from last night. I'd rather not even see Daniel Bryan come back if it's just going to lead to a bunch of 'OH MY GOD HE ISN'T GOING TO MAIN EVENT WRESTLEMANIA~!!!" bullshit. The news sites are reporting that Kevin Dunn told Orton to make the comments about Owens' weight, which caused #FireKevinDunn to trend on Twitter earlier today, which I find highly amusing. Not saying it's not true, but what's their source for this story that sounds like something someone assumed happened?

Especially if they do a Magnum TA/ Mr. Wrestling 2 type deal with them.Edit: I loved the Amell stuff, especially the bit with HHH afterwards. That was good TV.

It is an old heel trick. It works when the guys doing it are fucking heels and not a collection of self aware dummies getting jizzed on by a collective bukakke party of zeroes in Bullet Club shirts that are too tight.

I'd imagine there's one podcast that Bruce would answer these questions on, since all the others were just doing spot shit that they have no intention of following up on. Pete, that's your cue.

I can't DVR anything as we stopped having cable or satellite . We stream.

There's lots of stuff I don't like but I usually just don't post about it, and focus on things I like. But this was so fucking awful I had to vent. 😆

So stop worrying about nonsense and take pride in the fact that you took your son to a wrestling show and had fun together. That's awesome and you're a great Dad.

If I do a theme song game, I'm all in with Will. Real songs were so much cooler. I know they can't do it now, there have been a lot of great in house songs, but real songs felt and came off so much cooler.

Holy fuck, that Bucks vs War Machine match on the TV this week stunk so bad on so many levels. I actually did something I rarely do, turn off a wrestling show and go watch something else. Yuck, that match and the entire booking of it and the crowd fucking stinks. And it could have been done exactly the way they wanted to do it well, but they did it terribly. The base story of the match and the script was solid but it was just done so fucking awful.

What if Mr. T did back out from Mania 1 at the last minute as Dave mentioned almost happened in his Roddy piece he just wrote? Related, what if Cyndi Lauper didn't meet Albano on that plane and put him the video?

We'll go back and forth too, but yeah, when we started Parv was out on his feet. 😃

Good thing it's not like opening up a set of baseball cards and it's just a service that's putting out wrestling matches regularly. Although, someone tell Tharpe a subscription should come with a stick of gum that you could shank a motherfucker with.

Calm down, Susan. I said RAW this week was great and people seem to choose to not talk about the show when it's great. The numbers show that, and there's not even a thread yet about this week. You, my fine feathered friend respond by saying you'll praise a show when I say one stinks. When I mention the fact that seems to imply you won't give a RAW praise you say truthfully that you don't watch the show. And proceed to insult me again , by implying that I'm ignorant....yet I'm the one who watched RAW, which is the show I was clearly talking about. I put it to you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, wait ... No ladies here... that Goodhelmet is not only a hostile witness, who is refusing to acknowledge me joking with him, but is just back pedaling and going FOX News style on me. 😘 Oh, and NXT just announced Liger vs Breeze at the special with a groovy hype video for Liger. MIND BLOWN, seeing that on WWE TV.

Oh, backing down ....I see. 😴 😆 On a serious note, I just watched Bayley beat Charlotte on NXT, and there was a little girl at ringside dressed up like Bayley, who was crying with joy. Then Owens in an interview said he wants the match with Balor at the Special to be a ladder match because he doesn't trust Regal and thinks he might use a crooked ref, so he wants a match where Regal can't fuck him. NXT is just great.

So what your saying that you refuse to admit when a RAW is good? Hmmm. Interesting. 😃

Usually after a night on the town and some proper boring British sex.

I just watched HULU RAW and it was fucking great, and nobody is really talking about it. (I'm not singling out this place, but in general) And yet, when the show isn't great, people are falling all over each other to be the first to tell you about how stinky it is. And that seems to be for everything, certainly not just wrestling, but every form of entertainment. Humans are fucking weird. 😃 Anyway, I hadn't really let Piper's death settle into my brain yet, until I saw the tribute on RAW, and the floodgates opened.

The Austin interview with Paige is fucking awesome. It's a conversation between two wrestlers.

I've always hated the term "scientific wrestler." Do they spend their spare time in labs doing research? Why don't they wear lab coats to the ring?

It'd be like Goodfellas when they killed Billy Batts. Fuji is Tommy, Harley is Jimmy, and Bob is Henry.

Holy shit, that's awesome. Now I'm doing Ed Wynn calling someone a pollack.

I totally fucked up Name That Card. 😂 At least it's funny. 😄

Parv's obviously fucked up. Drowning his sorrows over missing his booking on BRAINBUSTER earlier, I'd wager.