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JvK reviews pimped matches from late 90s-10s
Johnny Sorrow replied to JerryvonKramer's topic in Megathread archive
Parv, you stink. That Summerslam match, while a bit over rated , and NOT as good as Mania 13, is fucking awesome. The build to it was super important and you obviously didn't bother with it. Which is sloppy criticism of a performance, and I'm ashamed of you and you need to think about what you've done. And then say you're sorry for being a dumb bell. -
I just thought it was cool that the whole "WWE IS GONNA ERASE HIM" thing isn't now part of the Network , which is smart.
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Boy, that "Inside ROH" with the hottest piece of wood chick this week was something. She has all the charisma of a park bench. And yet, she was actually better than the two promos from Kyle "I'm a kid in a white T Shirt who looks scarily like Neidermeyer's illegitimate kid" O'Reilly. and then apparently they took all the decent takes of probably 234 attempts of that Strong promo shoot and edited them together so badly that Ed Wood would have said, "That's awful." Better cuts were done during the Tate/ LaBianca murders. And Daniels' General outfit is fucking awesome. The Addiction fucking own it. They come off as stars and veterans who know how this is done.
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I want him to be the first Xavier Woods. And he's doing it. I get what you're saying, Loss...but I don't want him to be anything like anybody else since being the character he's created is so fucking perfect. I assume you're implying he should be the top bad guy who consistently manages people to face top good guys. And sure, that'd be great if that's what they still did, and who knows? Anything can happen.
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They just aired an ad promoting the airing of the CM Punk "Best In The World" doc. And now Corey Graves is at a Bronie con, with no judgement. Pretty cool.
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Too many clean wins, not enough cheap finishes.
Johnny Sorrow replied to JerryvonKramer's topic in WWE
if by "threads" you mean your clothes, the only people reading them are CSI Wales. -
You getting the Bayley thing IS you getting the context, dummy.
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PTBN Reaction Show: NXT Takeover Brooklyn
Johnny Sorrow replied to goodhelmet's topic in Publications and Podcasts
Parv is still a complete homophobic neanderthal, don't mind him. -
Yeah, we're all shocked. If you didn't have fun with that you're a joyless zilch.
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That tag was a fucking blast. Loved it.
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Kofi's shoes are number one.
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NEW DAY FUCKING RULES.
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What about when he ran over to ringside during his intro to hug somebody?
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Of course context should be part of rating a match. Do you watch a scene from a play and just judge it on the skill of the actors without taking into account the story? No, because that'd mean you were a mental patient.
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I'm so glad I was wrong about the Vaudevillians not winning. And all three of us forgot about Blue Pants.
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That, and the fact that the Addiction came off as actual Villians beating up two twinkies playing at being bad guys.And why the fuck was one of the tiny Bucks tossing around Baretta with no effort to start, and later gives him a Canadian Destroyer? Stinks.
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Best fucking show in a long time. Fucking awesome.
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They clearly said on the TV Show that there were two main events, Parv.
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And then him owning the authority.Is it really pre show if it's all on the same show?
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It seems WWE felt embarrassed that there was a Kevin Steen figure in ROH's upcoming line before they could market a Keven Owens one. It's not something a billion dollar company should be quite that upset about, but I get the impression it was an ego bruising that someone couldn't handle. Yeah, there's no way that's true. What store is carrying ROH Dolls? It's not like there's an ROH Toys section at Target next to the WWE Toys. And a WWE Doll would be Kevin Owens, not Kevin Steen. In conclusion....bullshit. Meltzer talked about this on the last podcast and he indicated that the current mentality in WWE is that they don't want to promote a guy on the main roster who was already markteted on a national level by another promotion which is the reason why Samoa Joe is only working NXT.That really doesn't address the doll thing. And Joe also has that deal where he can work Indys as well as NXT, at least for the time being.
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The Castle/ Young match this week with the tease of the "Silas wins the Boys" stip for the rematch was fucking awesome, great TV. I'd say that The Bucks/ Vice match sucked a dick, but that implies that someone got some pleasure. It stunk. BUT, then the Motha Fuckin' Addiction ran in and beat the fuck outta those two dummies while Neckbeards chanted "YOUNG BUCKS!" as tears streamed down their nacho cheese stained cheeks. So the show ended on a positive note.
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In court Bischoff admitted he and his wife brought a stripper home and he watched them get it on. Which is quite the accomplishment, as during the seven years I worked in a strip club many, many couples tried to make that happen and always failed, sometimes in hilarious fashion. 😆
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Oh he's totally a good guy. It's the most progressive thing going in wrestling, the flamboyant gay guy who's super over and a good guy. Like Pete said, it's the fucking announcers saying that he's "weird"and shit that doesn't fit at all.He's as over as Elton John in the Seventies was.
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It seems WWE felt embarrassed that there was a Kevin Steen figure in ROH's upcoming line before they could market a Keven Owens one. It's not something a billion dollar company should be quite that upset about, but I get the impression it was an ego bruising that someone couldn't handle. Yeah, there's no way that's true. What store is carrying ROH Dolls? It's not like there's an ROH Toys section at Target next to the WWE Toys. And a WWE Doll would be Kevin Owens, not Kevin Steen. In conclusion....bullshit.
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Could Cesaro even be considered hot now though? It would be more like getting rid of a hiccup.Well, based on the TV Shows I'm watching, yes Cesaro is totally hot right now.