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Totally agree. And the fact they totally missed Bailey's was really piss poor production. Oh, they are running footage from a show from the 00's now. Why ?

I'd say about one or two lockdowns.

You were out of it too. We all were. The fun was out of it too.

Handcuff Taker to a cage and then the handcuffs would break and he would look like a complete dumbfuck and then he would be publicly executed. More on this later on this very board...

Don't they realize this kind of gimmick, with the count, is about the WORST gimmick to have without a crowd ? Flat as fuck finish to boot. This was terrible.

Roman being legit stuck is all kind of funny. Can't beat handcuffs to screw things up. Always.

Yeah, handcuffs. Always relatable for shitty matches.

Roman is WALKING.

This match has been going on for two hours already.

Lifting one of the most famous spot from AEW of last year (YEAH !), at least Owens did not concuss himself...

Yeah, sure, that's where *this* idea of Owens getting hit from the cart came from, for sure... Wait, it's WWE. You're right, it's actually from 2001 (since they are working a 1999 match, complete with the forklift now).

This is soooo Rock vs Foley 1999. I hated that match even then. This is just bad.

Lifting one of the most famous spot of AEW from last year.... ok.

She did a bunch of comedy spots while spending half her time outside the ring. That's being "cute" at best, she did not carry jackshit. This match is straight out of 1999, total Attitude Era garbage match, overgimmicked, overproduced and plodding (and yeah, without any blood). Hard fucking pass.

Counting after EVERY spot. Not heavy handed approach at all. Yeah, this is not gonna be for me.

Especially after the way they played around with the idea with the Bliss tease (which was actually really smart and quite funny), as a way to say "nooooo, we're not gonna do that, but you got scared right ?", now there's only one big spot for the Fiend, really, because getting eliminated makes him kinda just another guy.

Well, I guess not. Well, the FIEND is winning the men's Rumble, people. Or John Cena. Just kidding. I mean, about Cena.

Well, I get that. I just have no time for the whole Brand fetish. Why are they wasting my time with this shit after a bunch of commercials ? Who wants to see this shit ? GET ON WITH THE MEN'S RUMBLE ALREAY so I can go to bed before the curfew is over.

Wow, seeing Johnny Mundo/Impact like that makes me sad... Come on Taya, just sign with AEW already.

Hey, she's pointing at a sign now and crying about it. Steve Austin would not have done that... (WWE can't help themselves, you gotta make the "big star" cry for the Brand, and then you wonder why there aren't real "big stars")

Bubba and myself called it ! Great winner. Cool Rumble.

Luger/Hart 94 ? Nope...

POINTING AT SIGN BIAAAATCHES !

Hey, I predicted Rhea, Charlotte and BeLair during the match. And guess who are the last three ? I fucking rule.

Say what ?