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A New Day guy eliminates Ali. Get the irony ?

John Morrisson. Stuck in 2007 too.

This is an absolute bore, honestly.

Scratch this. Carlito. What I just said.

Carlito. If there was a crowd it would go mild.

Orton leaving and then coming back later. Like it's not obvious AT ALL. This old WWE tropes are sooooo dated. Yeah people, you're getting Orton vs Edge again.

Nakamura. What I just said. Seriously, I could not possibly care less. I WANT the Fiend to clear this mess up, really. No. I want Bliss to clear this mess up as the Fiend.

Ziggler. What I just said.

Funny how every first entrants in the women Rumble came off like a star and fresh character while here thus far it's old mofos, washed up hasbeens and jobbers.

I'm thinking about someone else actually but can't put my finger on it... Classic.

Skinner ?

I wish I was watching TNA during that last match.

Totally agree. And the fact they totally missed Bailey's was really piss poor production. Oh, they are running footage from a show from the 00's now. Why ?

I'd say about one or two lockdowns.

You were out of it too. We all were. The fun was out of it too.

Handcuff Taker to a cage and then the handcuffs would break and he would look like a complete dumbfuck and then he would be publicly executed. More on this later on this very board...

Don't they realize this kind of gimmick, with the count, is about the WORST gimmick to have without a crowd ? Flat as fuck finish to boot. This was terrible.

Roman being legit stuck is all kind of funny. Can't beat handcuffs to screw things up. Always.

Yeah, handcuffs. Always relatable for shitty matches.

Roman is WALKING.

This match has been going on for two hours already.

Lifting one of the most famous spot from AEW of last year (YEAH !), at least Owens did not concuss himself...

Yeah, sure, that's where *this* idea of Owens getting hit from the cart came from, for sure... Wait, it's WWE. You're right, it's actually from 2001 (since they are working a 1999 match, complete with the forklift now).

This is soooo Rock vs Foley 1999. I hated that match even then. This is just bad.

Lifting one of the most famous spot of AEW from last year.... ok.