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Dream match of 2020. Masked Kawada kicking Ki into oblivion and Masked Kobashi chopping Aries into pieces.

Isn't that cute. The houlier than thou vegan douchebag doesn't want to wear a mask. Oh, the irony.

Hogan, that shooter... In Japan, no less.

It's nobody else's business but theirs. Private life is just that, private. Yes, it is puritanism to judge what other people do with their love and sex life. We agree on both points there.

Completely ridiculous and this is the puritanism noise I was talking about. Fuck that shit, really.

Sorry but this is ridiculous. People do what they want and it's their private lives and nobody's business and nobody's to judge. This has nothing to do with anything.

Well, even if he did nothing wrong relating to that story that is out, which still remains ambiguous to say the least, fuck him seven ways to Sunday for saying shit like this because it shows that he doesn't understand the issue at hands at all.

She did a photo shoot with Salina de la Renta earlier this month. No idea where it took place, but you can see her and Salina promoting it on their Twitter. Meltz mentioned WWE is interested in Tessa. Of course, Tessa vs Charlotte writes itself and honestly, even I would make an exception and watch *that* match.

Our leader our chairman our CEO... "Join the Dark Order..." He's lying his ass off with "we're testing everybody" too. I won't even go to the "frontline workers" line. Can't decipher if Charlotte's nods were her being kinda awkward about the load of bullshit or if she's a total WWE Bot at this point.

I know it shouldn't, but it made me legit laugh out loud. Sounds like a great name for some grindcore band or something.

Ok then. I get it. Thanks. Had to google Kate Goesslin though, no idea who she is. Well, from what I know, a Chad is like the overtly sexual alpha-male, fraternity type douchebag.

Ok, you'll have to enlighten my French ass here as it's twice today I stumble onto the "Karen" thingy and I have no idea what that means. The first time I thought it was refering to Karen Jarrett (as she would be some sort of a bitch or something), but I guess that would be me stuck in the wrestling bubble. So. I know what a Chad is (yes I do), but I have no idea what a Karen is.

"COVID is a work" is pretty much the only thing lacking is this beautifully stupid and selfish "argument". He's ready for the E'. Wait, no, he burned that bridge a long time ago.

You can feel the editing on this week's show. The tease of the week was all about Bully Ray (including D-Lo Brown watching Aces & Eights videos). They really have a lot of work to get back on their feet. Whatever you wanna say about Tessa, she was unprofessional and that's it. So, Deonna indeed looks terrific. Her match vs Grace at Slammiversary could be excellent if their styles don't clash. Neveah on the other hand, ouch, not showing me anything good thus far. Taya vs Kylie Ray hopefully happens next and this should be really good.

It's the whole "re-do that match !" Savage vs Flair spot. Also, being pissed at Renee because she DARED to take a test on her own (fuck me, are you trying to take care of your health ?!) is yet another validation of how awful these people are. I mean, the shitlist is getting so ridiculously long now.

Couldn't agree more. He looked like a monster in Lucha Underground, but this whole funky kicks/punches stuff really comes off totally choregraphed and devoid of any intensity, unless someone really sells it like a king.

Don't send dick picks while driving.

They weren't supposed to say anything when "nothing happened" in Saudi Arabia either. Like I said before, no idea why anyone would want to work for them at this point. They are a toxic company.

Callihan has been the MVP of the promotion for two years straight now. No brainer.

I don't think they will try that "woman holds the world title" experiment again, honestly. My bets are on Eddie getting the title back, he's kinda like the godfather figure of the current crop of guys in IMPACT. And from there, maybe try on Ace Austin as the super young heel champ. The X-div has Willie Mack vs Chris Bey at Slammiversary which really sounds good. Agreed. He's just not fit at all for the US style because despite all their best effort, even IMPACT could not have him display a personality. And they made Swinger a great character in 2020. And found a way to rejuvenate RVD. So, he's hopeless on that front.

Well, they sure cleaned up the landscape. I for one am pleasantly surprised. Where does Elgin go ? I can't see NJ bring him back. Interesting to see where they go from there. They have a better women roster than AEW, hope they keep focusing on that. There are been teases of having the women tag-team championship back. Would be nice. Like I said, she's AAA bound. Don't see any US promotion touching her after that one.

Understood. That being said, she was their World Champion so if she wanted to not re-sign with them, she should at the very least appear on the last show to drop the belt anyway. There should not be an issue there, so how problematic really was to send a video to promote the event ? IMPACT could have stripped her during confinement but they did not to that with any of their champs. Jordynne Grace and the North weren't at the first tapings, the North sent videos and they just kept Grace as the champ too despite her not being on their TV at all during that time.

It's better than WWE for sure. I was just wondering. Tessa had has her issues before (bullying, racism). Considering she is apparently holding the belt hostage (why would she do that, really ? kinda exposes her as full of shit), maybe they killed two birds with one stone in a context when it looks favorable to do so. I mean, she was their #1 star and has been for the last year and a half, arguably (and honestly deservingly so in term of talent and output) so it's kind of a big move to just cut her like that.

So. Luchasaurus vs Wardlow was a mess. A fun mess at times, but a mess. Wardlow fucked up *two* of Luchasaurus spots. Also, he's the kind of worker I will never get interested in, buffy jock who flexes his muscles, show his tongue and looks stupid doing so. He needs to find some kind of character to himself, because as it is... Marko Stunt was the highlight. The press conference bit was good. Glad Hager brought his wife because she was fun in her previous appearances (those training vignettes especially), and he's not a guy who's oozing character by himself, so. Totally in on the love for Janella/Kiss tag team. The vignette was LU goodness. Sonny has been improving quite a bit since he debuted. I hope this team gets a long stint toward the top. Ok, after two weeks, FTR is clearly awesome (last match I've seen of them was in 2016, which was another lifetime to me). If I can have a tag team match of them like this every week, I'm gonna be happy. Dax Harwood looks like one of the best worker in the world and he can cut a mean promo. The timing of the angle at the end was all fucked up (FTR should not have looked behing their back so soon) but I'm hyped as fuck by the return of the Lucha Brothers too. Hopefully we see TH2 soon, now that apparently you can get out of Mexico (apart from Tessa Blanchard apparently...). The tag-team scene in AEW is just terrific, tons of depth. The Britt Baker stuff would be much better if it didn't involve someone I absolutely don't care about one bit. I have no idea why they push Big Swole in this spot, honestly, I can pick a bunch of their JTTS from Dark who have much more talent in the ring and more charisma too (That Brazilian Girl, for one). They won't have a match before months and the match probably won't be any good... I'd rather had Baker just fuck around with everyone than this kinda lame feud. I have been surprised by how legit solid Matt hardy still is, despite his body being broken, pun intended. Orange Cassidy vs Chris Jericho is the most unexpected great feud of the year. It's too bad it's happening in this context though, the crowd would go insane for Cassidy...