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I'm sure Mike Kanellis is glad he got fly (EDIT : forgot how this verb works) away from his pregnant wife for this.

Ok, so how many times are we gonna go "This guy still employed ?" tonight ? I for one, had no idea Sin Cara (whoever he is now) was still on the payroll.

Yes. But you missed Finn Balor wearing his rainbow LGBT friendly trunks. Just kidding. 50 guys... damn... Is Bryan winning this ?

He's Luger. #HouseShow1994 Ok, let's do this thing, this card is ridiculously long and not very good at all. And kinda. Awkward to watch.

People are stupid. On the last WOR show Dave just talked about how awful and racist the US has been in the past and how it's still very problematic today for women and minorities. People trying to portray him as a racist either have an agenda or are complete dumbfucks (like this girl who tweeted about Cedric Alexander, what the fuck did she not understand about a perfectly articulated sentence ? English is not even my native language and there was nothing ambiguous at all about it to me). There.

Agreed. Agreed.

The fuck finish had me me rolling.

What the fuck is this match ?

Exactly. It's not hard to understand at all. He's talking about segregation. He's saying it would be like having a show where blacks wouldn't be allowed, and then "making up for it" by booking an all-black show. How awful and racist does that sound ? Well, that's segregation and that's the show we're watching tonight, and having an "all-women" show would not make up for it at all.

Seriously. Him and Lana could be, should be the main event act.

Best match of the show. And I'm not even kidding.

It's kinda the best Taker vs Kama casket match ever. #1994HouseShow

Taker lost his balance just throwing punches. He needs DDP Yoga. BTW, Christina Russel is killing me on the App. Yeah, I'm bored.

I have to be up in 2 hrs anyway so I can't tap. Might have to pull a Mania and nap during Roman though. Damn. Wish you courage for tomorrow (well, later today).

Can't wait for the camera shot of the Royal Family not giving a single fuck and wondering who the fuck is Roman. "Wait, we paid for this guy ? Where is Dwayne Johnson ?"

Don't worry, he's losing again.

Nobody is allowed to tap out. I stayed awake for the Rumble and Mania. YOU ARE GONNA WATCH THIS TAKER INTRO FOR THE NEXT 15 MINUTES WITH US.

You're totally burned out !

Yeah, what this show needs is more long video to introduce characters like The Undertaker. Because we have time to fill. Wonder why...

This really is a 1993 house show.

I CALLED IT DAMNIT ! But yeah. It was obvious. He was positioned exactly at the right time at Mania too. Damn, Nak's career in WWE was awesome for the very first match against Zayn two years ago. Since then, he's just not been that great worker he was supposed to be. I do enjoy the Virgil pants myself.

Totally forgot about football (I'm not a football guy *at all*), silly me. They turned into your annoying smark not-giving-a-fuck crowd in a matter of a few hours. They are catching up quicker than I thought. Next : women's title match.

Really ? Why would you hate on Giant Gonzalez? I dunno why, but the idea of brazilian pro-wrestling sounds quite appealing. But what the hell, Brazil invented MMA, the fuck they need pro-wrestling... Well, I'm watching this shit on prime time, I'm awake and aware, I'm getting my ass over. I enjoy Nak's heel theme quite a bit. Ok, I'll watch this match.

He was probably watching the show on his App. You're welcome to do so.

Honestly, I'm fucking AMAZED they are ACTUALLY doing the fucking Iranian heel promo. I called it earlier today, but I was half-joking. Xenophobia in pro-wrestling never gets old.