El-P

Agreed and agreed. Except for the submission, I thought it looked cool. Ok, so the New Day announced the fake attendance number of the year.

Yes, but you're very tired and grumpy. Lesnar's matches have been nothing for the entire year and it was not different. Goldy's "novelty" had worn off. I thought this was okay. Not exactly what I'd call a particulary good hoss match. They really did the least. Cool entrance and cool moment for Naomi. The match was rushed as hell though. FUCK NO ! NOT THE FUCKING NEW DAY AGAIN ! KILL THIS SHOW ALREADY !

I'm not sharing the love for Goldy vs Lesnar. Yes, it was about what you'd expect. Yes, the first minute or so was fun bomb throwing. But then, basically the final two minutes of the usual WWE formula. Finisher, counter, finisher, kick-out, suplex-city yaddi yaddi yadda. What's the point ? It was fine for what it was. Nothing more. Pointless to me. Infinitely more whatchable than the last two hours of course.

It's Vader time ? Yeah, I'm kinda breaking down after that Bray vs Orton match. Who will deny me calling Orton the ultimate BLACK HOLE OF DOOM at this point ?

The shittiest Sid match ever. Litteraly.

No time for the Diva Revolution. Gotta have your 35 mn HHH snoozefest and that Orton vs Wyatt vomit inducing heatless match. Hey, maggots on the mat. This reminds me a of game show for kids we had in France in 1990 or so. And I was about to say how glad I was to be wrong after the Ladder Deletion... But after this point, it's like Taker vs Shane followed by another Taker vs Shane...

Someone behind must be so fucking confused about these last 5 posts. Pauvre El-P. Especially since I don't care about spoilers for this stuff. And yeah. It proves I'm dreaming. Nothing of this is happening.

I can't leave. Now that the show has taken a nosedive, this thread is reaching new hights of hilarity. I went to do the dishes for seemingly an eternity and the recap was still going on. I'm like in a dreamstate. I'm not sure anything past Stephy on a giant bike was real... That Wyatt song is playing for hours now. Orton is frozen on a space paradox. This match ain't happening yet, and it's already over.

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck. I don't know. With the length of this ramp, I'm not sure you're making it through this entrance. I thought about that the second I saw that ramp.

We got commercials to boot here. So, I'm STILL with Pitbull and Oscar from M.O.M.

And that cracked me up. And woke me up too. Now I have to watch the match. Fuuuuck.

Took me a while to get that one.

This match redefined selective limb selling. And by selective I mean shitty. If Bray vs Orton is next, I may fall into a coma. (fuck, so it is next)

Not as funny as HHH's "acting". Was he sniffing something in the air ? The sound of silence maybe.

I'd like to comment on this match, but I did like the Orlando crowd : I didn't pay any attention. Just a glance at Stephy once in a while...

Actually, he looks like an overgrown Gedo now.

The poor guy is sadly walking down the aisle with his awful pissy yellow getup after HHH came down with a gang of biker and his hot dothraki wife and a syringe or roids up his ass. Them jokes writes themselves. This match will give me some time to rest...

NOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me. Das Entrance ! Had me rollin' ! I want to make a joke about hatin' and ridin' dirty, but I can't find the right words. Stephy looks bitchy as hell. HHH looks old and roided as fuck.

Once a year. And yeah, I'm still there. 4 matches ? NO ! Trip vs Seth, Goldy vs Lesnar & Taker vs Roman. Did I forget something ?

STOP THROWING THOSE SPOILERS JUST TO KEEP ME AWAKE ! Damn ! I don't want to see that match at 3:40 in the morning. I do want to see biker Steph.

Match was everything it was supposed to be. Loved Miz owning the crowd. Maryse was a great valet. The proposal. Whatever. Joey Ryan's was much cuter.

Some Indian announcers just before Agius & Chereau. Maryse is French, ya know ? Well, Quebecoise.

You don't say. Faint praise, but 3 out of 4 has been really fun thus far. And... Enzo Amore was part of a better match than AJ Styles. I said "part of", ok ? That tag match was a fun clusterfuck garbage match. Or way to be much better than the sum of its parts. The mixed match now ? Well, ok. This is the one I wanted to see. Bring out the bullshit !

Swiss One Nine.