Wrestlemania 35: The KawadaSmile tribute thread

[El-P]

4 minutes ago, C.S. said:

Lawler loves young women in the business - he's certainly fucked enough of them. 

Some of them did consent, if you believe the rumour...

[El-P]

In other news, I just finished watching the G1 Supercard. Like, a few minutes ago. And I'm diving straight into the pre-show of Mania on Youtube. I'M HARDCORE ! I'M HARDCORE ! I'M HARDCORE !

Maybe just dumb. Yeah, probably that.

[sek69]

Time for Canada's Hero, Dash Wilder!

[Stiva]

13 minutes ago, FMKK said:

I hope that story about Becky coming to King to talk about watching his punches on YouTube is true

I popped for that huge too. I’m almost certain it’s true because if I was booked on the brawl on Raw last week, I’d study the master of the concession brawl

[C.S.]

Theory: Hawkins and Ryder aren't wearing matching gear, so they're losing.

[Jmare007]

Wilder a face after last night, lol.

[FMKK]

2 minutes ago, Stiva said:

I popped for that huge too. I’m almost certain it’s true because if I was booked on the brawl on Raw last week, I’d study the master of the concession brawl

I also now want to think that they added the handcuffs as a rib when Vince found out Becky was watching punches all week

[Jmare007]

2 minutes ago, C.S. said:

Theory: Hawkins and Ryder aren't wearing matching gear, so they're losing.

Ryder matching The Revival actually, heel turn!

[WingedEagle]

The baby is bathed, changed, fed and now in mom's hands for the rest of the night.  I've begun consuming what will hopefully be an absurd amount of bad calories.  Soda is cold and in supply.  

LET'S DO THIS, PEOPLE.  Doesn't sound like the CW opener or women's battle royal were anything all that special, and Revival/Job Squad thus far feels right out of Main Event.

I'm counting on everyone to get me through these next 6?  7?  8?  hours.

[Downend2005]

“Here comes the heavy handed Dash Wilder...” subtle aren’t they?

[FMKK]

They've mentioned their hometown so often here that it's pretty obvious Ryder and Hawkins are sure to be winning, right?

[C.S.]

2 minutes ago, WingedEagle said:

Soda is cold and in supply.   

What kind of soda? I have Vanilla Coke Zero here.

[C.S.]

Hawkins looks like a lobster with that bad tanner. Nese's tanner also looked ridiculous. Yes, I watched the recent episode of Miz and Mrs. about tanner mishaps.

[Stiva]

If Bill Watts was booking, The Revival would have won by now

[WingedEagle]

4 minutes ago, C.S. said:

What kind of soda? I have Vanilla Coke Zero here.

We're going cream tonight.  How's the vanilla gimmick?

[El-P]

1 hour ago, FMKK said:

The stage is pretty underwhelming this year unless they can do some mad graphic shit with the super-size screen

Agreed. Kinda dull presentation.

[sek69]

Gear that looks like a Boston Celtics uniform was a bold choice for Hawkins.

[C.S.]

Just now, WingedEagle said:

We're going cream tonight.  How's the vanilla gimmick?

Pretty good.  Almost bought Orange Vanilla, but decided I wasn't in the mood. 

[C.S.]

12 minutes ago, C.S. said:

Theory: Hawkins and Ryder aren't wearing matching gear, so they're losing.

This prediction aged well. 

[FMKK]

Can see these two losing the belts back tomorrow

[Stiva]

Vince promising The Revival that they would have a focus going forward and then jobbing them to the guy with the massive losing streak gimmick is peak Vince McMahon

[Jmare007]

Ok, who is the guy in shorts? First time seeing dude and I'm confused as all hell.

[Strummer]

The crowd really got into that towards the end.  Good for Hawkins 

[CarpetCrawler]

Just now, Jmare007 said:

Ok, who is the guy in shorts? First time seeing dude and I'm confused as all hell.

He does the WWE Watch Alongs they have during PPVS but otherwise I don't know too much about him.

[Stiva]

And man, they didn't even linger on a Hawkins breaking his streak. You have 8 hours to play with, you book a guy to 0-250 and when he does win, nobody even sells it as a big deal. Terrible.