WWE TV 11/11 - 11/17 Dark days indeed

[sek69]

9 minutes ago, Tenese Sarwieh said:

These 24/7 championship segments may be stupid, but R-Truth does his damnedest to get them over.

People make jokes but Truth deserves to be employed for life just for his ability to make the dumbest shit work.

[KawadaSmile]

Dvorak's New World Symphony is possibly the best entrance theme ever, alongside Ride of the Valkyries.

More wrestlers need classical music as their themes. Gustav Holst's Mars is also a banger.

[KawadaSmile]

Fuck outta here. It baffles me how much they protect Rollins

[Tenese Sarwieh]

12 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

Dvorak's New World Symphony is possibly the best entrance theme ever, alongside Ride of the Valkyries.

More wrestlers need classical music as their themes. Gustav Holst's Mars is also a banger.

1. This would fit Gulak like a glove.

2. It's amazing how protected Seth is when they portray him as the geekist of geeks.

3. I want Brock vs Walter.

[Badlittlekitten]

Can Andrade get a clean win for once? Forever treading water this guy. 

[FMKK]

31 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

Dvorak's New World Symphony is possibly the best entrance theme ever, alongside Ride of the Valkyries.

More wrestlers need classical music as their themes. Gustav Holst's Mars is also a banger.

Every Wrestlemania should end with a montage set to Jupiter. All of Planets bangs.

[KawadaSmile]

For as much shit as WWE got for partnering with the Saudis, somehow their ultranationalistic bullshit ode to the troops is even more disgusting to me.

Yes please tell me how you value freedom when you hamper any sense of autonomy in Latin America when it doesn't fit your interests, motherfuckers.

[Badlittlekitten]

Oh my God this Lana promo is amazing. Historic.

[KawadaSmile]

Holy shit @C.S. are you still defending Lana's acting skills?

[hammerva]

“Seven weeks ago, I had sex with Bobby Lashley for the first time.” sounds like something a woman her age would never say. 

[Strummer]

Lana said "ya know" like 800 times in that interview and kept tripping over her words like crazy. Can't believe they didn't edit at least some of that out

[NintendoLogic]

Holst's Mars doesn't really get going until about a minute in, so it's not really suited for pro wrestling entrances. Mozart's Dies Irae is much better in that regard. I mean, it worked for Wolfgang Krauser.

[ButchReedMark]

Men of Harlech by a Welsh male voice choir would be the GOAT entrance music for a babyface. 

 

The Wrexham FC variant even more so

 

[C.S.]

27 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

Holy shit @C.S. are you still defending Lana's acting skills?

Not watching. Hit me up with a YouTube link to the skit, Bubba.

However, for the record, I said she did a great job of portraying an over-the-top wrestling character with an exaggerated Russian accent. That's not wrong. Nevertheless, she also has real acting chops that put her ahead of 99% of the WWE roster. That's not wrong either.

Not having seen the skit yet but knowing that this storyline is basically the modern day version of Big Show vs. Big Boss Man or Torrie Wilson-Dawn Marie-Al Wilson, it's a rather silly expectation for you go into this thinking that Lana is going to put on a Viola Davis-esque Oscar-worthy performance. This is pure WrestleCrap and it's meant to be. Lana is acting accordingly. 

[Burgundy LaRue]

51 minutes ago, Badlittlekitten said:

Can Andrade get a clean win for once? Forever treading water this guy. 

It's strange how often they talk about how he's a great wrestler (which he is), only to have him need his four-and-a-half foot, 90-lb manager cheat for him every week. If they ever put Andrade in a full-on feud, his opponent needs to point out exactly that.

[KawadaSmile]

Roderick Strong is breaking his own back carrying Nakamura and Styles

[Alucard]

Last week teaming with Charlotte, Natalya makes Asuka tap. This week Becky gets the title shot w/ Charlotte. ugh.

[C.S.]

@KawadaSmile Another thing to add, Bubba - it's not like Lana is gifted with the quality of writers that Viola Davis is. 

No one could save shitty WWE scripts. 

 

[Tenese Sarwieh]

Been flipping between this and SEA/SF, how was Viking Raiders vs Webster/Andrews? 

[KawadaSmile]

3 minutes ago, Tenese Sarwieh said:

Been flipping between this and SEA/SF, how was Viking Raiders vs Webster/Andrews? 

A nice sprint. Mandrews and FMW got time to shine and hit some nice stuff.

[Tenese Sarwieh]

14 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said:

A nice sprint. Mandrews and FMW got time to shine and hit some nice stuff.

Thanks so much good sir.

[SirEdger]

Someone went overboard with the fog machine during Ricochet's entrance. Like he could've broken his neck doing his flippy shit during his entrance if he hadn't been careful.

[NintendoLogic]

CJ Perry is supposed to be a trained actress, right? If I were her, I'd ask for my money back.

Has Rusev had the upper hand, even for a moment, at any point in this feud? As best I can tell, it's been a nonstop cavalcade of being humiliated and laid out week after week.

[C.S.]

1 hour ago, NintendoLogic said:

CJ Perry is supposed to be a trained actress, right? If I were her, I'd ask for my money back. 

Will watch this tonight, but even Viola Davis wouldn't look good reciting one of WWE's shitty scripts.

[SirEdger]

Well, I won't blame Lana for trying her damndest to turn chickenshit into chicken salad.