sek69 Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Tenese Sarwieh said: These 24/7 championship segments may be stupid, but R-Truth does his damnedest to get them over. People make jokes but Truth deserves to be employed for life just for his ability to make the dumbest shit work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted November 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Dvorak's New World Symphony is possibly the best entrance theme ever, alongside Ride of the Valkyries. More wrestlers need classical music as their themes. Gustav Holst's Mars is also a banger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted November 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Fuck outta here. It baffles me how much they protect Rollins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenese Sarwieh Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 12 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said: Dvorak's New World Symphony is possibly the best entrance theme ever, alongside Ride of the Valkyries. More wrestlers need classical music as their themes. Gustav Holst's Mars is also a banger. 1. This would fit Gulak like a glove. 2. It's amazing how protected Seth is when they portray him as the geekist of geeks. 3. I want Brock vs Walter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlittlekitten Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Can Andrade get a clean win for once? Forever treading water this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FMKK Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 31 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said: Dvorak's New World Symphony is possibly the best entrance theme ever, alongside Ride of the Valkyries. More wrestlers need classical music as their themes. Gustav Holst's Mars is also a banger. Every Wrestlemania should end with a montage set to Jupiter. All of Planets bangs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted November 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 For as much shit as WWE got for partnering with the Saudis, somehow their ultranationalistic bullshit ode to the troops is even more disgusting to me. Yes please tell me how you value freedom when you hamper any sense of autonomy in Latin America when it doesn't fit your interests, motherfuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badlittlekitten Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Oh my God this Lana promo is amazing. Historic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted November 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Holy shit @C.S. are you still defending Lana's acting skills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerva Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 “Seven weeks ago, I had sex with Bobby Lashley for the first time.” sounds like something a woman her age would never say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strummer Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Lana said "ya know" like 800 times in that interview and kept tripping over her words like crazy. Can't believe they didn't edit at least some of that out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Holst's Mars doesn't really get going until about a minute in, so it's not really suited for pro wrestling entrances. Mozart's Dies Irae is much better in that regard. I mean, it worked for Wolfgang Krauser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ButchReedMark Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Men of Harlech by a Welsh male voice choir would be the GOAT entrance music for a babyface. The Wrexham FC variant even more so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said: Holy shit @C.S. are you still defending Lana's acting skills? Not watching. Hit me up with a YouTube link to the skit, Bubba. However, for the record, I said she did a great job of portraying an over-the-top wrestling character with an exaggerated Russian accent. That's not wrong. Nevertheless, she also has real acting chops that put her ahead of 99% of the WWE roster. That's not wrong either. Not having seen the skit yet but knowing that this storyline is basically the modern day version of Big Show vs. Big Boss Man or Torrie Wilson-Dawn Marie-Al Wilson, it's a rather silly expectation for you go into this thinking that Lana is going to put on a Viola Davis-esque Oscar-worthy performance. This is pure WrestleCrap and it's meant to be. Lana is acting accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 51 minutes ago, Badlittlekitten said: Can Andrade get a clean win for once? Forever treading water this guy. It's strange how often they talk about how he's a great wrestler (which he is), only to have him need his four-and-a-half foot, 90-lb manager cheat for him every week. If they ever put Andrade in a full-on feud, his opponent needs to point out exactly that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted November 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Roderick Strong is breaking his own back carrying Nakamura and Styles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alucard Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Last week teaming with Charlotte, Natalya makes Asuka tap. This week Becky gets the title shot w/ Charlotte. ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 @KawadaSmile Another thing to add, Bubba - it's not like Lana is gifted with the quality of writers that Viola Davis is. No one could save shitty WWE scripts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenese Sarwieh Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Been flipping between this and SEA/SF, how was Viking Raiders vs Webster/Andrews? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted November 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Tenese Sarwieh said: Been flipping between this and SEA/SF, how was Viking Raiders vs Webster/Andrews? A nice sprint. Mandrews and FMW got time to shine and hit some nice stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenese Sarwieh Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, KawadaSmile said: A nice sprint. Mandrews and FMW got time to shine and hit some nice stuff. Thanks so much good sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirEdger Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Someone went overboard with the fog machine during Ricochet's entrance. Like he could've broken his neck doing his flippy shit during his entrance if he hadn't been careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 CJ Perry is supposed to be a trained actress, right? If I were her, I'd ask for my money back. Has Rusev had the upper hand, even for a moment, at any point in this feud? As best I can tell, it's been a nonstop cavalcade of being humiliated and laid out week after week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 1 hour ago, NintendoLogic said: CJ Perry is supposed to be a trained actress, right? If I were her, I'd ask for my money back. Will watch this tonight, but even Viola Davis wouldn't look good reciting one of WWE's shitty scripts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirEdger Posted November 12, 2019 Report Share Posted November 12, 2019 Well, I won't blame Lana for trying her damndest to turn chickenshit into chicken salad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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