WWE TV 12/20-26 You probably only really need to watch Raw this week

[sek69]

Smackdown this week is taped already, so Raw will likely be the only WWE TV that matters until 2022. 

So far announced for Raw (which means since they announced it on their official channels then some or all of it likely won't take place) :

Lashley and MVP TALKING!

Edge having Maryse on his show for TALKING and I'm sure this won't at all involve Miz somehow sneak attacking him!

Bianca vs Doudrop in the ongoing  "wow it's clear this was supposed to be Nia Jax in this feud so when we fired her we just slotted in the other big girl we have in there"  battles they are having

Austin Theory vs Finn Balor where WWE will show us they know how to create a new star by making sure the guy they've been trying to give the Vince Rub to gets made to look like a geek by a real star.

Damian Priest  vs Dolph Ziggler battle to see what the next stage of Damian's WHY AM I SO VIOLENT turn will be.

 

(also I decided to put all this in the intiial post just so I can look back and see how much that was advertised actually happens). 

[SirEdger]

Ah yes, the 700th rematch between Bianca and Doudrop already.

Might keep it in the background and play some TEW 2020 instead.

[sek69]

It's so hilarious yet so typically WWE that they keep that stupid name on Doudrop when she's completely doing the Viper heel gimmick now. 

[sek69]

Also "wherewithal" is a great WWE-ism that has been around forever yet hasn't gotten on people's nerves nearly as much as nearly any other example of weird WWE terminology. 

[sek69]

At least the match was decent and Bianca got a great pop for getting her up on the finish. I still want to see then devote a whole segment to Bianca and Cesaro doing weirdly impressive feats of strength. 

[KawadaSmile]

Bianca lifting Doudrop for the KOD is a top 5 feat of strength spot ever.

[sek69]

I feel like Reggie and Dana could be in a WWE version of a Hallmark Christmas movie. 

[MoS]

This is a joke tweet, right. Like Vince didn't actually say this, right

[Dale Wolfe]

41 minutes ago, MoS said:

This is a joke tweet, right. Like Vince didn't actually say this, right

 

There are probably better quality clips 

[MoS]

Lmao this is beyond parody. No idea how anyone watches this shit, man, it's like constantly mocking and insulting you for being a fan and caring about the product 

[KawadaSmile]

Billionaires are by default lawful evil, but VKM might be the exception to the rule. Chaotic evil, that fucker.

[sek69]

Funny how the most honest billionaire is a carny ass rasslin promoter.

[SirEdger]

11 hours ago, MoS said:

This is a joke tweet, right. Like Vince didn't actually say this, right

Well, actually, thanks for sharing that because I legit didn't understand a damn word Vince said in that promo. We're about to need subtitles to insert into each of his promos.

[NintendoLogic]

So has Veer Mahaan made it to Raw yet?

[SirEdger]

At this stage, he's hitchhiking on his way to RAW.

[Dav'oh]

...as AJ Styles heads to NXT, to face Grayson Waller of all people. So he's lost Omos and been demoted to Developmental 4.0 or whatever the real number is (FCW, early-NXT, super-indy NXT, 2.0, game show/ tough enough seasons of NXT, OVW?). It might just be a cameo but It's not a good look.

[Dav'oh]

Dexter Lumis' original tatts must've been unbelievably shite if blacking them out is a preferable look. Like Hitler shagging Jesus shagging a small boy, or something. I do like how a serial killer is essentially a comedy act, though.

[sek69]

Was looking up All In on Wikipedia (as one does) and I was reminded Samuel Shaw was one of Nick Aldis's crew in the NWA title match against Cody. I wonder if he would believe it if someone told him then he'd spend the next three years being a serial killer in NXT. 

[Rah]

4 hours ago, NintendoLogic said:

So has Veer Mahaan made it to Raw yet?

 

I guess he veered in the wrong direction.

 

I'll see myself out

[sek69]

Watching NXT now.....and Ciampa is basically walking BRON through the opening segment. How's he supposed to  learn on the job just standing there like a tree while Ciampa does all the promo work.

 

Also if/when Bron wins they better give us a video of all the Steiner family barking at the title. 

[sek69]

LOL at Raquel wearing high waisted fishnets under her jeans for the street fight

[sek69]

Greyson Waller is an amazing douchebag. 

[NotJayTabb]

4 hours ago, sek69 said:

Was looking up All In on Wikipedia (as one does) and I was reminded Samuel Shaw was one of Nick Aldis's crew in the NWA title match against Cody. I wonder if he would believe it if someone told him then he'd spend the next three years being a serial killer in NXT. 

In fairness, he'd basically played the same character in TNA before then, so I think this is something he's happy with. It feels like a rare case of them just letting him do his previous gimmick, rather than repackaging him.

[Strummer]

There's been yet another covid outbreak in the company

[SirEdger]

The Thunderdome Cometh Again?