WrestleMania 39

[Sean Reedy]

I swear this is so simple and effective and over I feel like I'm watching Smoky. 

[KawadaSmile]

Theory actually BITING his way out a bad situation is good! Shame there is like four layers of bland for him to overcome.

[NintendoLogic]

Cena has a visible bald spot. My young adulthood is officially over.

[Blehschmidt]

Imagine if Cena had attempted to pull on that STF, he might have gotten the submission!

[strobogo]

Running the Make A Wish package and actually having MAW kids in Cena's entrance only to have him lose to Theory is incredible

[KawadaSmile]

We got a ref bump on the first fucking match. My God.

[Coffey]

Theory is a scrub. That dude ain’t got it. This is like trying to put over Eric Watts.

[El Boricua]

That was an underwhelming opener. Theory winning got a meh reaction from the crowd.

[hammerva]

2 minutes ago, strobogo said:

Running the Make A Wish package and actually having MAW kids in Cena's entrance only to have him lose to Theory is incredible

Seriously is Tony Khan booking this Wrestlemania tonight after how Ring of Honor looked

A ref bump on the first match of the weekend isn't really the best sign for me.   But Theory had to win somehow

[KawadaSmile]

Ricochet, Braun, you bald GOOBERS, it's Wrestlemania. Get some matching gear!

[KawadaSmile]

I cannot understate how much I dislike the 1/6 Raiders.

[hammerva]

Titus O'Neil as the 3rd man on commentary is quite the choice 

[C.S.]

This is the shit break match.

Braun Strowman, The Viking Raiders, and Sarah Logan bring nothing to the table.

Gable/Otis and Street Profits are good, but they've all outgrown their teams.

Was this Intuit TurboTax bullshit all over the ring for Cena-Theory?

[KawadaSmile]

I expect this match to be something to fire up the crowd. 

[strobogo]

I thought Cena/Theory was perfectly fine and enjoyable, even the ref bump and finish, although I think it would have been better for Theory to not have had to do a low blow.

[KawadaSmile]

Jauabskoansnak a flying monster press!

[NintendoLogic]

I would've lost my shit if Braun had done a shooting star press.

[strobogo]

This is rad

[C.S.]

This match has definitely exceeded my expectations.

[sek69]

Jesus Christ Rico almost overshot that dive to the outside

[KawadaSmile]

Good little match. Gable didn't eat a pin!

[hammerva]

This is the closest thing to one of those Wrestlecon SuperShow 10 man tag matches that is just bat shit crazy from beginning to end.  

[KawadaSmile]

Also, Dawks is fighting his ass off out there to show he is not the Jannetty.

[strobogo]

Braun got laid the fuck out god damn lmao

[C.S.]

1 minute ago, KawadaSmile said:

Also, Dawks is fighting his ass off out there to show he is not the Jannetty.

Even Jannetty wasn't the Jannetty. He was just as talented as Michaels.  

Just now, strobogo said:

Braun got laid the fuck out god damn lmao

He's the shits.