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Has Slaughter been there long enough to be turned babyface and not have the crowd shit on it yet? Or perhaps phase DiBiase away from the main events and have him and Savage start tension on the way to a programme to turn savage and solidify him as an upper babyface? Or you could always see what Spiros Arion is up to. He'd be over well in the North East wouldn't he?

Where do you go from here? Greg Valentine?

PURE SPORTS BUILD!!!

I just watched a children's film about a Jack Russell who wrestles and takes on John Morrison called Russellmadness. Spoiler heavy review and play by play here:-

Yeah, I was indeed impressing a skating filly the other week with my knowledge of Roller Derby completely gleaned from Meltzer and an episode of King of the Hill, although she wouldn't have it that it used to be worked.

I doubt anyone'd lie about "How I got into wrestling". I can't think of many subjects where such a lie would have even less to gain from it.

I'm not surprised, I'd expect a warped view from someone who had to smash in a bag of puppies of a child and talks of it as his father instilling "character" in him like he's got Stockholm Syndrome or some shit.

The first four guests have been booked, and there's some weighty names amongst them. I'm also playing E-mail tennis with a man who'll be a major coup if he does decide he wants to do it.

I am ecstatic to announce that within the next few weeks I shall be launching my very own podcast, "Gigolo Gaz Unzipped...". It's a different breed of podcast. Many podcasts concentrate on the bad, often they'd rather bury one bad thing on a show than celebrate 10 good ones. Well, that's not the case here. This is a celebration of Wrestling and why we love it so. The friends people make, the places they see, the characters they meet, and the experiences they have. It's a podcast which gleefully acknowledges to us that Wrestling is the greatest thing in the world, and we're going to champion the aspects which make it so. "But wait!" I hear you say "You're a super entertaining dynamo, but just listening to you would get boring". You're right, it would. Which is why I'll be joined by some utterly fantastic guests with some big names worthy of nothing but the highest respect having held titles in major promotions internationally in some cases. World travelled, experienced, and with some marvellous stories to tell. More informatiion will be forthcoming in the near future, so watch this space! I need to find somewhere to host it for instance.

What's the point of removing stuff? Are they running it off a 1TB external hard drive and so have to delete things so there's room for new ones?

You know, I was thinking exactly the same thing. Really looking forward to seasoned good hands getting a second bite of the apple in the NXT environment.

Nope. Nelly Furtado. Thank You! I knew there was a good example. I just completely blanked on it. You could have Maroon 5 too. Bland MOR fodder much beloved of people that think tap water is bursting with flavour, then they bring out dance music tune Moves Like Jagger and get over like rover.

That's Grado's revenge for her fucking up his entrance on Impact last week by denying the rights to Like A Prayer for TV use.

Wrestlingirrelevant, but how much does that arsehole Steve Hansen get on there? The arsehole.

New Zealand's near the Pacific Islands, maybe WWE thinks they're the same thing. Like how they thought Australia and New Zealand were the same thing during the Bushwhackers run. And how Fiji, Samoa and Tonga are much of a muchness.

Cheers mate! I was dreading having to write a review myself inevitably full of misfired non-sequiters, ribaldry, and veiled pops at people.

Has anyone got any James Mason reviews so I can put him forward?

I know I probably shouldn't, but I'm fucked if 15 year old Butch didn't love the M.I.A. Probably more than anything else in WCW not called Mike Awesome, Scott Steiner, or the massive silicone enriched tits all over the shows at the time.

Was that when Brent Albright had a cup of coffee there?

Samoa Joe's left TNA. https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe/status/567807616547700736

That's all well and good, but I can't really see a 4 year old giving nary a toss about a Santana and Valentine feud from 30 years ago. I can't imagine anything much more boring to the modern BMO of Adventure Time loving rugrat, in fact. Although BMO is pretty fuckin' great.

Yeah, you can never have enough Blackhearts matches.

His matches with Kurt Angle were quality, and that was all JJ. I've always had a soft spot for Double J. Dunno if it'll be enough though.

Is that the infamous storyline where they cast the patriarch of an Indian family as an Elvis impersonator? Surprised WWE didn't try and snap the writer up. The exact same thing is happening in Coronation Street right now with the Jimmy Mistry clan. Going off topic anyway, although most of these criticisms are equally applicable to WWE writers and their clumsy writing of minority characters. The very same! Worst soap family ever.

Yeah. I was 17 when all that happened so I found it pant pissingly hilarious.