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Monday Night Raw - 5/28/18 The last Raw before the Sammartino Cup. We are shown a reply of how last week’s show ended with the beatdown of Cena. Michael Cole reads us a tweet from William Regal: The attack on John Cena on Raw was carried out without my knowledge. I don’t condone that behaviour from my team, and will be on Raw next week to personally apologise to Kurt Angle. And a tweet from Paige: Smackdown superstars invading Raw, and jeopardising my working relationship with Kurt Angle. Unacceptable. All SDL superstars are prohibited from appearing on Raw. None-compliance will result in severe punishment. The show opens with William Regal making his way out to the ring. William Regal: This coming Saturday, my Team Rest of the World will compete with Team USA for the inaugural Sammartino Cup. I am very honoured to be a part of this event, as are all of my team. However, it seems that emotions are running high, and a few of my team may have got a little bit carried away last week. I can assure everyone that I had no involvement in last week’s attack on John Cena. However, as the captain of the team, I take full responsibility, and would like to take this opportunity to personally apologise to Kurt Angle. If you wouldn’t mind coming out here, Kurt. Angle’s music hits and Kurt joins Regal in the ring. He and Regal shake hands. William Regal: Kurt, I know this competition means a lot to both of us, but there’s a right way and a wrong way to go about things. And unfortunately, last week, some members of my team took it upon themselves to do things the wrong way. For that, Kurt, I want to sincerely apologise. Kurt Angle: Thank you, William. I truly appreciate that. I truly appreciate that you think enough of me to commit fully to this façade. William Regal: What do you mean? Kurt Angle: Come on, William. The attack on Cena last week has your fingerprints all over it. Just like last week on Smackdown Live when Paige made Orton face Samoa Joe in a no disqualification match. And Charlotte Flair face The Iconics in a handicap match. I see what you’re doing. And I really don’t blame you. If I was in your position, I’d probably be looking for any advantage I could get too. But you were right about something. There is a right way to go about things. Now, I could do things your way. I could make Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn face each other in a no disqualification match. Or I could put them in a handicap match against the entire Raw roster. But I’m not going to do that. I want your team to be at their absolute best when Team USA beats them for the Sammartino Cup. William Regal: I suppose I can understand you doubting me. But nonetheless, I did have nothing to do with what happened last week, nor did I have anything to do with the matches Paige made on Smackdown Live. If I’m guilty of anything, it’s that I’ve instilled too much pride and togetherness in my team. Kurt Angle: Okay, okay. Well, if you’re truly sorry, and you truly want to apologise, you can apologise later on tonight, to John Cena. William Regal: I’d be happy too. Kevin Owens’ music hits, and we go to commercial. When we come back, we’re ready for in-ring action, with Angle and Regal joining the commentary team. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn Vs Titus O’Neill and Apollo Crews A routine win for Owens and Zayn. On commentary, it is confirmed that Owens will face Cena in the Sammartino Cup. Regal tries to find out who the last member of Team USA will be, but Angle is tight-lipped. Angle asks Regal to respond to Ronda Rousey’s challenge to Asuka for the mixed tag match, but Regal says he hasn’t decided who will compete for Team Rest of the World in the mixed tag match, but he’s leaning towards a member of the Iconics teaming with a member of The Bar. After the match, Owens and Zayn shake hands with Regal, and scowl at Angle. Owens reiterates that he’s going to ri[ the heart out of Team USA by beating Cena. Charlie is in the back with Sasha Banks. Charlie: I’m here with Team USA member, Sasha Banks. Sasha, you earned your way onto Team USA last week by winning the Kurt Angle Invitational Battle Royal. How do you feel to be a part of the Sammartino Cup? Sasha Banks: Well, Charlie, it feels really, really great, not just to be a part of the team, but to have earned my way on the team, to prove that I belong on the team, because, come on, every team needs a boss, and now Team USA has one. Charlie: You also get to be a part of the team with your fellow Horsewoman, Charlotte Flair from Smackdown Live. That must be exciting. Sasha Banks: It is. But, you know, I’ve been watching Smackdown Live the last few weeks, and I’ve seen what’s been going on with Charlotte and the Iconics, and the way the Iconics have been talking about me and the Horsewomen. Let me tell you something, Iconics, what you did in NXT, you only did because I laid down the foundation. And the only reason you’re having any success on Smackdown, is because I’m not there to put you in your place. You may be able to play your games with Charlotte and Becky, but the Boss doesn’t play games. On Saturday night at the Sammartino Cup, you’ll find that out, and I’m going to show you that the only thing that’s truly iconic around here is the Legit Boss. Michael Cole reads us a tweet from Paige: Tomorrow night on SDL, Becky Lynch goes one on one with Charlotte Flair. The winner will face Carmella for the SDL women’s title at Money in the Bank. Drew McIntyre cuts a promo in the back. Drew McIntyre: It’s a disgrace that I wasn’t picked to be on Team Rest of the World for the Sammartino Cup. Everyone can see I’m the most dominant superstar in the WWE. But because I’m such a giving man, I’m going to give something to William Regal tonight; I’m going to take out the Big Dog. Roman Reigns Vs Drew McIntyre A hard-hitting match, with McIntyre getting lots of offense. Reigns makes his comeback, but McIntyre counters the spear with a big boot for a big nearfall. The action spills to the outside, where Reigns finally connects with the spear. He rolls him back into the ring, but McIntyre is able to roll all the way out to the other side. Reigns goes out after him, but McIntyre has grabbed a steel chair, and jabs Reigns in the gut with it, drawing the DQ after a near 20 minute battle. McIntyre gives Reigns another shot to the midsection, but misses with a wild swing, and Reigns spears him again. However, Reigns is grabbing at his midsection, and is clearly in some discomfort. William Regal is watching this in the back. He is muttering to himself “maybe he should have been on the team”. Ronda Rousey enters the scene. Ronda Rousey: William. William Regal: Ronda Rousey. It’s an honour to finally meet you properly. They shake hands. Ronda Rousey: Likewise, but that’s not why I’m here. I’m here for an answer. Last week I challenged Asuka to face me in the mixed tag team match at the Sammartino Cup. It’s been a week, and I haven’t heard a word from Asuka, and now I hear you on commentary saying you’re leaning towards putting one of the Iconics on the match. What gives, William? Is Asuka not ready for Ronda? William Regal: I’m sure Asuka would be more than happy to face you on Saturday. But Asuka isn’t the team captain. I am. Asuka has a big match against Charlotte Flair, and I want her fully focused on that match. The Iconics are in my team because of their tag team prowess, so I would be a fool not to capitalize on that. Now, I’m many things, but a fool I’m not. Ronda Rousey: No, you’re no fool. But do me a favour. You tell Asuka that Ronda Rousey was born ready, and at some point we’re going to cross paths, and when we do, it will be my pleasure to make her tap out. Oh, and tell the Iconics to pick an arm, and if I’m in a good mood, I might let them keep it. Ronda leaves. It’s ‘main event’ time, which means Regal is back out to issue an apology to John Cena. William Regal: Well, once again… He is cut off by Kurt Angle’s music, and Angle joins him in the ring. Kurt Angle: Save your spiel, William. I want you to apologise face-to-face to the man whose beatdown you orchestrated last week. John Cena. Cena comes out. John Cena: Well, William… William Regal: John, you know how much respect I have for you. I’ve known you a long time, and I’ve always been a big supporter of yours. What happened last week… John Cena: You know what? Save it, William. I get how this plays out. You respect me, you had nothing to do with what happened to me last week, you’re sorry for what your team did, yada yada. Okay, I accept your apology. It’s cool, it’s cool. What I want to know is if Kevin Owens has the guts to come out here and face me without his Smackdown goons to back him up. Owens and Zayn make their way out. Kevin Owens: Cena, Cena, once again talking a big game. Last week we made an example out of you. Just because we could. But there’s nothing we did last week as a group, that I won’t do to you on my own on Saturday night. John Cena: Well, why don’t we give the fans a little preview right now? Why don’t you send Scrappy Doo there to the back, and come and face me one on one? Kevin Owens: Scrappy Doo, that’s cute. Okay. Sami, I got this. Sami starts to walk back up the ramp as Owens climbs up to the ring apron. Owens jumps back down. Kevin Owens: On second thoughts, we’re gonna do the whole making an example thing again. Andrade Almas, Shinsuke Nakamura, Rusev and The Bar hop the barrier and beeline to the ring. Regal tries to get them to stop, but he and Angle bail from the ring. Cole is apoplectic. Cena tries to fight off the onslaught. Roman Reigns comes out and spears Zayn on the ramp and starts brawling with Owens. Rusev goes out to help Owens, while Cena is doing his best to hold off the four men in the ring. Suddenly… “BRAUN!!!”. An ear-to-ear grin breaks out on Angle’s face, as the colour leaves Regal’s. Strowman charges out, running right through Owens and Rusev on the ramp. The Bar, Nakamura and Almas are ready for him in the ring. Strowman climbs right in and starts fighting them off, sending them all sprawling. Cena is back in the fray, clotheslining Nakamura over the top rope. Strowman press slams Almas onto him. The Bar regroup and attack Cena and Strowman from behind. They lay into them with punches and kicks, but their advantage is short lived, and they soon find themselves on the receiving end of a stereo powerslam/AA. Reigns is back in the ring, still selling his midsection, and Angle joins them as Team USA stand tall. Regal is chastising his troops as they exit. Michael Cole goes over the card as we know it for the Sammartino Cup: Charlotte Flair Vs Asuka Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks Vs The Iconics Kevin Owens Vs John Cena Shinsuke Nakamura Vs AJ Styles Ronda Rousey and Samoa Joe in mixed tag team action And then reads a tweet from Paige: It looks like some people want to test my authority. Serious repercussions on SDL tomorrow night. The show ends with Angle, Cena, Strowman and Reigns standing tall.

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Smackdown Live - 5/22/18 Matches announced for the show with Sammartino Cup implications; Charlotte Flair Vs The Iconics in a handicap match and Randy Orton Vs Samoa Joe in a no disqualification Money in the Bank qualifying match. Randy Orton is interviewed in the back by Dasha. Dasha: Joining me now… Randy Orton. Randy, what is your response to the attack you suffered last night at the hands of Rusev and The Bar, and being put in a no disqualification match with Samoa Joe tonight. Randy Orton: Well, Dasha, obviously I’m a little sore today, but make no mistake about it, Rusev and The Bar will get what’s coming to them. But let’s talk about Samoa Joe. You notice that when Roman Reigns and myself were being ambushed last night, Joe was nowhere to be seen. Samoa Joe enters the scene. Samoa Joe: That’s because I don’t work on Monday Night Raw, genius. The bigger question is, why were you on Monday Night Raw? Oh yeah, you were crying to Kurt Angle about me instead of having the guts to say it to my face. Well, let me make it simple it for you, Randy. You don’t wanna be on the same team as me? Tonight I’m gonna give you a dishonourable discharge from Team USA. Orton gets in Joe’s face, and referees and general dogsbodies get between them. The Bar come out to the ring. Sheamus: Last night on Raw, we took the fight to Team USA. We de-venomised the Viper, and we put the Big Dog to sleep. Tonight we want to keep the party going. Cesaro: There must be two Americans in the back who are man enough to fight us. The Usos music hits and Jimmy and Jey come out to answer the challenge. The Bar Vs The Usos In a fast-paced back-and-forth match, it’s The Bar who pick up the victory when Cesaro pins Jimmy after Sheamus had hit a Brogue Kick on him. The Iconics are in the back. Billie Kay: I can’t wait to get my hands on Charlotte Flair again tonight. It’s so fun putting her in her place. Peyton Royce: Almost as much fun as putting Becky Lynch in her place. Billie Kay: Oh yeah, that’s the best. What is it with these Four Horsewomen? Do they really think they’re on the same level as the Iconics? Peyton Royce: And the good thing is, we’re gonna get to get our hands on another one of them at the Sammartino Cup. Billie Kay: (mockingly) It’s Boss Time! Peyton Royce: Wait a minute. Look who it is. It’s our little mascot. Becky Lynch has entered the scene. Billie Kay: What do you want, Becky? Come to cry about how you lost to us last week. Like you always lose. Peyton Royce: No, she’s come to ask us what refreshments we’d like. So you are going to take us up on our offer to be the official Team Rest of the World refreshments girl. Becky Lynch: No, I’m not going to be your mascot, and I’m not going to be your refreshment girl. But I did actually come to help you. I came to give you some advice. Billie Kay: How could you possibly help us? Becky Lynch: By giving you a heads up. You talked about it youself; me, Charlotte and Sasha have been running together for years, since before you came to the WWE. We may not always get along, but we always have each other’s backs. Always. Billie Kay: I see what this is. This is a threat. Peyton Royce: Well, let me give you some advice, Becky. Remember where you came from. Because if you try to get in the way of our team winning, how do you think that’s going to make William Regal feel? A man who has done so much for you. Don’t let your ego get in the way, Becky. Don’t be blinded by friendships, because friendships don’t last. Billie Kay: Unless you’re Iconic of course. Peyton Royce: Of course. Now if you don’t mind, we have a match to prepare for. The Iconics leave. We linger on Becky looking conflicted. Shinsuke Nakamura Vs Tye Dillinger A replay shows Nakamura’s involvement in the Cena beatdown on Raw, and then the announcers hype up Nakamura Vs Styles for the Sammartino Cup. Nakamura dominates and beats Dillinger with the Kinshasa. Renee Young is in the back. Renee Young: Ladies and gentlemen, the Smackdown Live general manager, Paige. Paige: Hi Renee. Renee Young: Paige, many people have been saying that some of the matches you’ve put together tonight may have been done so to favour Team Rest of the World less than two weeks before the Sammartino Cup. I’m talking specifically about the handicap match pitting Charlotte Flair aginst the Iconics, and the money in the bank qualifying match between Samoa Joe and Randy Orton. How do you respond to this? Paige: Frankly Renee, I’m shocked and a little bit offended. There are no sinister intentions behind any of the decisions I make as Smackdown Live GM. Charlotte has been waiting to get her hands on the Iconics ever since they cost her the Smackdown women’s championship the night after WrestleMania, and this is just the sort of challenge I would expect one of the leading lights of the Smackdown Live roster to rise to. And as for Randy and Joe, well, we saw earlier that these two guys are desperate to get a piece of each other. Sure, if you were to push me on the matter, I would like to see Team Rest of the World win the Sammartino Cup, as I’m sure you would, eh? But every decision I make is made with the best interests of Smackdown Live, its fans, and its superstars, at the forefront of my mind. And with that said, I’m happy to announce a huge main event for next week’s show. It will be WWE Champion AJ Styles in a none-title match against… Daniel Bryan. And, should Bryan win that match, he will get an opportunity for the title at Money in the Bank. Further speculation from the announcers that Paige is in William Regal’s pocket. The Iconics Vs Charlotte Flair (handicap match) Charlotte dominates the early stages of the match, but the numbers game soon catches up to her. We see Becky watching on a monitor in the back, seemingly rooting for Charlotte. Charlotte makes a comeback, and gets Peyton in the figure-eight, but Billie reaches in and rakes her eyes. Billie tags in and hits the Shades of Kay on Charlotte to pick up the win. The Iconics then continue to beat down Charlotte, which brings out Becky. The Iconics take their leave as Becky tends to Charlotte. Daniel Bryan Vs Shelton Benjamin Bryan taps Benjamin out with the Yes Lock after 8 minutes. After the match he grabs a mic. Daniel Bryan: So, there’s a lot going on right now. I have the Sammartino Cup in two weeks, for which I’m really excited to be representing Team USA. And now I just found out that next week I get to face AJ Styles, and if I win that match, I get a WWE title match at Money in the Bank. Now, I don’t know what Paige’s true motivations are for making this match, but I do know that getting the WWE title back means more to me than just about anything in the world, and I will do whatever it takes to make that happen. AJ Styles comes out. He shakes Bryan’s hand. AJ Styles: Daniel, you know how much I respect you, and I like to think I have your respect to. I have no problem facing you next week. In fact, I’m looking forward to it. But let’s not forget that in two weeks we’re going to be teammates, and we’re going to be relying on each other. We’ll leave it all in the ring next week, but we’re not going to go down the same road as Joe and Randy, okay? Daniel Bryan: I agree. You’re going to get the best of me in the ring next week, AJ, but when the final bell rings, win or lose, I’ll shake your hand and we’ll move on. The shake hands again. Samoa Joe’s music hits and it’s main event time. We cut to the back and seeing Becky Lynch walking down the hallway. She is met by William Regal, who ushers her into a room. Samoa Joe Vs Randy Orton (no disqualification match/Money in the Bank qualifying match) The two go at it all around the ringside area, utilizing the steel steps, a steel chair, and a kendo stick that was under the ring. Joe controls most of the action, but Orton uses his wiles to get a foothold in the match. The big spot sees Orton RKO Joe through the announce table. He manages to get Joe back in the ring, but too much time has passed and Joe is able to kick out of the subsequent pin attempt. Orton signals for another RKO, but Joe counters it by locking on the Kokina Clutch. Orton passes out in the hold and Joe is declared the winner after 15 minutes of hard-hitting action. Joe leaves the ring. Orton comes to, and drags himself to the corner, trying to shake off the cobwebs. Andrade Almas appears out of nowhere and delivers the double knee strike to Orton, and the show ends with Almas and Zelina standing tall.

Monday Night Raw - 5/21/18 Announced for the show with Sammartino Cup implications; the Kurt Angle Invitational Battle Royal to decide the final female member of Team USA, and the announcement of the 6th male member of Team USA. The announcers also confirm that Charlotte Flair Vs Asuka has been made official for the Sammartino Cup. The Kurt Angle Invitational Battle Royal - winner joins Team USA (entrants: Raw women’s champion Nia Jax; Smackdown women’s champion Carmella; Bayley; Sasha Banks; Alexa Bliss; Mickie James; Naomi; Ember Moon; Ruby Riott) Carmella cuts a promo on her way to the ring. Carmella: First of all, let me just say that this is so unfair that I have to compete in this battle royal to get a spot on Team USA, while Charlotte is invited straight onto the team. Let me remind you all, that I beat Charlotte to become Smackdown women’s champion, and I beat her again to retain my title. It’s like I’ve been telling everyone all along, Mella is money. So I’m going to win this match, just like I won the first ever women’s money in the bank ladder match, just like I won the second ever women’s money in the bank ladder match, and just like I won the Smackdown women’s championship. And then, I’m going to win the Sammartino Cup for Team USA. The bell rings, and all the women immediately go after Carmella, resulting in Jax casually throwing her over the top rope. All the other entrants then back off Jax and start to circle her. Jax invites them on, and they rush her. Jax manages to fight them all off, and the women start to fight amongst themselves, with only Bliss and James focusing on Jax. Mickie tries to do her patented headscissors on Jax, but Jax tosses her out the ring. Bliss runs out the ring to escape Jax, and Riott steps up to the champ. Sasha is paired up with Ember and Naomi and Bayley are going at it. Jax has Riott teetering, but Bliss comes back in to try to get the jump on her. However, Jax senses her coming and sends Bliss into Riott, eliminating the latter. Bliss again high tails it to the outside to rethink her strategy. Moon and Jax now have a little face-off, and this time the other women join forces to go after Jax. They have her close to elimination, but she fights back. However, Alexa grabs a hold of Nia from the outside and tries to pull her out. Jax blocks it and instead throws Alexa back into the ring. Bliss throws a temper tantrum. Banks, Bayley and Naomi rock Jax with a triple dropkick. Naomi hits a rear view, and Banks follows it up with double knees, and then Bayley waistlocks her for the Bayley to Belly, and, with the help of Banks and Naomi, gets her up and over the ropes to the outside. Bayley then quickly throws Naomi over the top, followed by Sasha doing likewise to Bayley. Sasha turns around to see Moon waiting for her. The two have a back and forth, with Moon coming out on top. It looks like she has Banks eliminated, but Bliss reenters the fray and tosses Moon. Bliss zeroes in on Banks, but Banks fights back, and finally hits a backstabber and sends Bliss over the top rope to win the match after 12 minutes of action. Charlotte Flair’s music hits, and Charlotte comes out. She gets in the ring and after a tense few seconds, lifts Banks’ arm in the air in victory. Ronda Rousey is interviewed in the back by Charlie. Charlie: Ronda, you were the first person named to Team USA by Kurt Angle for the Sammartino Cup. But last week Kurt informed you that you would not be competing in singles competition, but rather teaming with Samoa Joe in the mixed tag team match. Then on Smackdown Live last week, Asuka seemed to imply that maybe you weren’t ready to go one on one with her. How does all this make you feel? Ronda Rousey: Let me put it this way, Charlie; Kurt Angle may not think I’m ready for Asuka. And Asuka may not think I’m ready for Asuka. But I know I’m ready for Asuka. Listen, I respect her as a competitor, what she’s done here has been amazing. But to suggest I’m not on her level…? That rubs me the wrong way. Why don’t we put this to the test, Asuka? You know where I’m going to be at the Sammartino Cup. I’m going to be standing in the ring with Samoa Joe, waiting for some competition. If you think you’re ready for me, get yourself a partner, and meet me out there. Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn Vs The Fashion Police Owens and Zayn pick up the win in a competitive squash. Afterwards, Owens grabs a mic. Kevin Owens: I know who Kurt Angle is announcing as the newest member of Team USA tonight, and I’m going to come out here and confront that person, and make him wish he never showed up tonight. Kurt Angle is in the back watching this on a monitor. A voice calls his name, and he turns around to see Randy Orton. They shake hands. Kurt Angle: Randy, what are you doing here? Randy Orton: I came to talk to you about something, Kurt. Something that’s been playing on my mind for the past week. Kurt Angle: What is it? Randy Orton: It’s Samoa Joe. Are you sure he’s the kind of person you want on Team USA? Kurt Angle: Of course. The guy’s a beast. I’ve been in the ring with him many times, and nobody brings it like Samoa Joe. He shows no intimidation, and that’s just the kind of man we need on our team. Randy Orton: That all may be true, but the guy is also a loose cannon, and only out for himself. How can we trust him to do the right thing for the team? Kurt Angle: Winning is the right thing for the team, and I trust him to do that. Besides, are you really the person to call someone out for being a loose cannon and only out for himself? Randy Orton: Okay, that’s a fair point. But you know how much of an honour it is for me to represent Team USA. I mean, Joe, let’s face it, his name is Samoa Joe, not America Joe. Roman Reigns enters the scene. Roman Reigns: You got a problem with a Samoan being on Team USA, Randy? Because if you have, maybe you have a problem with me too. Randy Orton: I just want to know where Joe’s allegiances lie. Roman Reigns: Why don’t we look at your allegiances, Randy. You don’t exactly have a stellar record of playing with others, do you? Look, you ask me if I like Samoa Joe, and the answer is no. The two of us have just about ripped each other apart these past few months. But if I’m walking into battle with someone, he’d be one of the first names on my list. And as for his Samoan heritage, I don’t speak for Joe, but if he’s anything like me, he’s incredibly proud of both his Samoan and American heritage. Kurt Angle: Okay, guys, settle down. Listen, we all want the same thing here, and that’s to bring the Sammartino Cup to Team USA. Let’s not give Team Rest of the World the advantage before the contest has even begun. Now, why don’t you guys hang out back here, and watch me introduce the next member of the team. Okay? Reigns and Orton are staring each other down uncomfortably. Kurt Angle: Okay. Angle leaves the room. Kurt Angle comes out into the arena. Kurt Angle: William Regal is crowing about the teamwork and unity of his team. We may need a little work in that department, but we’ll get there. And maybe the next member of Team USA can help in that department. You see, every great team needs great leaders. Men who command the respect of everyone who knows them. I think the man I’m about to announce is that kind of person, because he’s all about respect. Hustle, loyalty and respect. John Cena! Cena makes his way out, as the announce team sell this as a huge deal (Michael Cole: “Oh my!”). Cena takes the mic but before he can speak, Kevin Owens’ music hits and KO saunters out. Kevin Owens: John Cena everybody. You all remember John Cena, right? He doesn’t really show up much anymore. I guess he’s too busy having drinks with Hoda and Kathie Lee and airing his dirty laundry all over the place. But I remember you, Cena. I remember my first ever match in the WWE, when I beat you, 1-2-3, in the middle of that ring. It’s funny how once I arrived here in the WWE, your appearances here became more and more infrequent. Actually, it’s not funny at all, because this is the Kevin Owens show now, and the Cena era is a thing of the distant past. What is funny is Kurt Angle thinking that you’re somehow going to make a difference for Team USA at the Sammartino Cup. That maybe you’re going to bring the team together, when in actuality you’ve made your career out of causing rifts, screwing people over, and doing whatever it took to make sure you were always the centre of attention. Well, John, I’ll play along with this little game. I’m challenging you to face me one-on-one at the Sammartino Cup. If you truly are the leader of Team USA, then I’m going to rip the heart right out of the team by beating you again. John Cena: Kevin, you’ve got a big mouth, and I’d be more than happy to shut it up. Since you know me so well, you’ll know that I have a little saying I like to use. You want some, come get some. Kevin Owens: That’s so typical of you, Cena. You bring catchphrases, whereas me, I brought a friend. Sami Zayn hops the barrier and attacks Cena from behind. Angle exits the ring. Cena fights back against Zayn, but Andrade Almas runs in from the crowd making it a 2-on-1. Again Cena fights back, but he doesn’t see Shinsuke Nakamura enter the ring and deliver a low blow. Now the beatdown begins in earnest. Angle motions to the back for someone to come out. We cut to the back and see Reigns and Orton are being laid out by Rusev and The Bar. Back in the ring, and Owens joins the fray. Almas and Nakamura hold Cena in the corner for Zayn to deliver a Helluva kick, then Almas takes his turn with the double knee strike. Nakamura hits a Kinshasa, and finally Owens puts the exclamation point on the beatdown with a pop-up powerbomb. The show ends with the four members of Team Rest of the World standing over Cena’s beaten body.

Smackdown Live - 5/15/18 The commentators open the show by talking about how Kurt Angle announced via social media that Roman Reigns will be a member of Team USA. Tom Phillips tells us that there is a rumour going around that Angle will be back on Smackdown tonight to scout more talent. Becky Lynch makes her way out to the ring, and asks for a microphone. Becky Lynch: If I may, I’d like to ask William Regal to come out here to the ring. William, I know you’re here tonight. Would you mind? William Regal comes out. Becky greets him with a handshake and a hug. Becky Lynch: William, thanks for coming out here. Now, we go back a ways, wouldn’t you say? Before NXT even, we used to talk, and you’d offer me advice on my career. And then, when I got to the WWE, you were a big supporter of mine. William Regal: Yes, that’s tue. Becky Lynch: Well then, what gives, William? How come you didn’t ask me to be a part of Team Rest of the World? I mean, I can understand you picking Asuka and all, but how could you overlook me in favour of those cheating low-lifes The Iconics? William Regal: I’ve been called a cheating low-life one or two times myself, you know. And justifiably so. But no, I understand you feeling slighted, Becky, but I do have good reason. Becky Lynch: I’d love to hear it, William. Because the way I see it, they haven’t achieved anything here in the WWE, whereas I’m out here leaving my heart and soul in this ring night after night. And you know you can always rely on me to give my all. William Regal: I do know that, but it isn’t that simple. The fact is, Kurt Angle just has a larger pool of talent to draw upon than I do, so I’ve had to take a slightly different approach. The one advantage we have over Team USA is teamwork and camaraderie. That’s why I selected the best tag team in the world, The Bar. Team USA don’t have that. That’s why I selected Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn, two best friends who grew up in this business together. Team USA don’t have that. And I applied the same logic when selecting The Iconics. There’s going to be a women’s tag team match at the Sammartino Cup, and I needed two women who not only team together, but travel together, that know each other inside and out. And that’s why I picked the Iconics. Natalya’s music hits, and she joins Becky and William in the ring. Natalya: It’s funny. I actually came here tonight to talk to you about the exact same thing, Mr Regal. Now, Becky and I may not be the best tag team in the world like the Bar. And we may not be best friends like Kevin and Sami. In fact, we’re not friends at all. But I guarantee that the two of us can kick the Iconics backsides any day of the week, and would do a better job for your team than any other two women in this company. William Regal: This has given me food for thought. I’ll tell you what; how about we have a match. The Iconics Vs Natalya and Becky Lynch. The winning team will join Team Rest of the World at the Sammartino Cup. I’ll talk to Paige and we’ll see if we can’t get that match set up for tonight. After a commercial break, Tom Phillips tells us that the match has been made official and will happen later in the night. The Iconics cut a backstage promo. Peyton Royce: Did I hear this right? Little Becky wecky was out there crying because Mr Regal picked us for his team instead of her? I thought you’d be used to getting overlooked Becky, since that pretty much sums up your life. Billie Kay: Speaking of losers, was that Natalya out there too? It was so nice of you to come all the way over from Raw back to Smackdown just to get your heart broken one more time. Peyton Royce: Mr Regal was right. There are no two women in this company who can beat the Iconics. But don’t worry Becky wecky, when we beat you tonight, you can still be a part of Team Rest of the World. You can be, like, our mascot or something. A little Irish leprechaun to cheer us on. Billie Kay: Or you can be the official team refreshments girl. You can bring us water and orange slices, while we do the real work. Peyton Royce: Either way, Becky, give up on your dreams of competing for Team Rest of the World, because you’re just not good enough. The Iconics Vs Becky Lynch and Natalya (winning team joins Team Rest of the World) William Regal is sitting ringside to view the match. Becky and Natalya dominate the opening exchanges, causing the Iconics to take to the outside and regroup. They get the advantage by double-teaming Natalya, and keep her isolated for several minutes, before she finally makes the tag to Becky. Becky comes in a house on fire, teeing off on the Iconics at will. The match breaks down and Natalya rejoins the fray. Natalya applies the sharpshooter on Kay, who quickly taps out. However, neither Natalya or Kay are legal so the ref waves it off. In the confusion, Royce shoves Becky into Natalya, and rolls her up with a handful of tights to get the win. The Iconics celebrate wildly, as Regal nods in approval. Becky looks on devastated. Later in the night, we see Regal walking through the backstage area. He is stopped by Daniel Bryan. Bryan warmly shakes his hand. Daniel Bryan: William, it’s good to see you. William Regal: And it’s always good to see you, Daniel. Daniel Bryan: I hope you still feel that way after I help Team USA win the Sammartino Cup. William Regal: I’m at the stage in my life where my friendships mean more than competition. Besides, you forget, I helped train you. I know all your strengths, and all your weaknesses. Will I take advantage of that knowledge to help my team win? How would you say it? Yes! Yes! Yes! They both smile and Regal walks on. Now he is approached by Asuka. She shakes his hand. Asuka: Mr Regal. Thank you again for picking me for your team. I saw Raw, and it seems that Ronda Rousey is not ready for Asuka. Do you think anyone on Team USA is ready for Asuka? William Regal: Well, Asuka… He is interrupted by a ‘WOO’, and Kurt Angle and Charlotte Flair enter the scene. Kurt Angle: Hi, William. I want you to meet the newest member of Team USA; Charlotte Flair. And she is definitely ready for Asuka. You remember WrestleMania, right? Asuka squares up to Charlotte. Charlotte woos in her face, and her and Kurt walk away.

I think the issue is less people wanting a slow build to her winning the title, and more that she's had literally one pro wrestling match, and that was a bells and whistles mixed tag. One singles programme before going after the belt doesn't seem like an unreasonable expectation.

Monday Night Raw - 5/14/18 The show opens with William Regal in the ring, as a graphic shows the superstars selected to Team USA thus far; Ronda Rousey, Daniel Bryan, Randy Orton and AJ Styles. Michael Cole talks about what a great team this is shaping up to be, and wonders if there will be more announcements from Kurt Angle tonight. William Regal: Yes, indeed, Kurt Angle is putting together a wonderful array of talent for Team USA. But, in typical American fashion, he’s making a big song and dance about it, whereas I’ve taken a different approach. You see, where I’m from, we don’t pussyfoot around. We don’t put on a big show. We simply go about our business in a professional manner. And we do quite well for ourselves, thank you very much. Now, I’ve spent the last week thinking about my team. I’ve watched matches. I’ve studied form. I’ve spoken to experts. And that’s why I’m ready right now to announce the members of Team Rest of the World. And that’s why we’ll be more than prepared to defeat Team USA in three weeks time and win the inaugural Sammartino Cup. So, without further delay… The lights go out and a spotlight appears at the top of the stage. We hear Aiden English clear his throat. Aiden English: Fans of Monday Night Raw, it’s time to rejoice; For Mr Regal has made the perfect choice; a man faster than AJ, more skilled than Bryan; his Machka Kick will leave the Viper crying; yes, there’s trouble in store for Team USA; because the Sammartino Cup falls on what day? RUSEV DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY! Rusev makes his way out to the ring, and then each of the other members of Team Rest of the World make their own individual entrances. The team all embrace each other, patting each other on the back, except for Nakamura, who grabs the microphone from Regal. Shinsuke Nakamura: I want AJ Styles. William Regal: The challenge is there, Kurt. Put AJ Styles against Shinsuke Nakamura. If AJ has the…. well, you know. So, get a look at the winners of the Sammartino Cup- Team Rest of the World! Later in the show, we see Angle in his office talking on the phone. “Okay, AJ, we’ll make it official.” Ronda Rousey walks in. Angle hangs up the phone. Ronda Rousey: So…Asuka… Kurt Angle: Yeah… Asuka. Look about that… I have a plan for you as far as the Sammartino Cup goes. I know you want to get in there and compete with the best, but I want to protect you. You’re my ace in the hole. Ronda Rousey: What are you getting at, Kurt? You don’t think I can beat Asuka? Kurt Angle: It’s not that at all. I know the damage you can do. But you’re new to this business, and I don’t know if putting you in there with someone as experienced as Asuka this early into your career would be good captaincy on my part. Ronda Rousey: So what then? Kurt Angle: Well, after the success we had at WrestleMania, I’ve decided to put you in the mixed tag team match. And I have a partner for you that I think you’re going to do very well with. Now, it may seem like an odd choice at first, but I assure you, this is someone that I’ve faced many times in my career, this is someone who is almost as deadly as you when it comes to submission wrestling, and this is someone more than capable of taking down anybody on Team Rest of the World. Ronda Rousey: So, who is it? Samoa Joe walks into the office. Samoa Joe: It’s me. Ronda and Joe have a little stare down. Kurt offers Joe his hand, and Joe shakes it. Samoa Joe: You can guarantee that whoever Regal wants to put up against me is going to be in for a long night of pain, and it’s going to end with them tapping out, or passing out. You show up, and bring that armbar with you, and we’ll be just fine. Angle gives a satisfied smile as Joe walks out. Later in the show, Cole tells us that AJ Styles Vs Shinsuke Nakamura will happen at the Sammartino Cup, and talks about the Ronda Rousey/Samoa Joe team for the mixed tag match.

Smackdown Live - 5/8/18 Kurt Angle is seen entering the building about half-way through the show. He is greeted by Paige. They shake hands. Paige: Welcome to Smackdown Live, Kurt. Kurt Angle: Thank you for allowing me to be here. Paige: You’re very welcome. I’m not surprised you are interested in recruiting Smackdown Live superstars for your Sammartino Cup team. And maybe while you’re here you can pick up some tips on how to run a brand. Kurt smiles and continues on his way. Later in the show, Angles music hits and he hits the arena, as Tom Phillips recaps the Sammartino Cup announcement rom Raw. Kurt Angle: Wow, it’s good to be back on Smackdown. Once upon a time, I made this my show, so it kinda feels a bit like coming back home. But I’m not here to talk about myself. I’m here to talk about the Sammartino Cup. When Triple H asked me to be the captain of Team USA, I immediately started thinking about all the great superstars who I would get a chance to work with. Some from Monday Night Raw, and some from Smackdown Live. Paige and Shane McMahon have been gracious enough to let me come here tonight and have some time to talk to the superstars. They also allowed me this time to come out here and announce the next three members of Team USA, joining Ronda Rousey. AJ Styles’s music hits, and the world champion makes his way out, shaking hands with Kurt. AJ Styles: Kurt, I want to thank you for giving me the opportunity to be a part of Team USA, and to let you know that you know from experience, that I won’t let you down. Kurt Angle: Glad to have you aboard, AJ. And the next member of the team… “I hear voices in my head…” Randy Orton walks out. He shakes hands with Angle and Styles. Randy Orton: I had the pleasure of knowing Bruno Sammartino since I was a child, and I can honestly say that he was one of the greatest men I’ve ever met, and it is my pleasure, no, my honour, to be a part of Team USA, and to win this cup for Bruno. Kurt Angle: And finally… “Awesome!” The Miz comes out, but Angle looks taken by surprise. The Miz climbs into the ring. The Miz: Kurt Angle, welcome to Smackdown Live. You know how you said this used to be your show? Well, now it’s my show. Yes, it’s true. Now, I was watching Raw when Triple H made the announcement about the Sammartino Cup, and when you were named captain of Team USA. I also watched as you were talking to some of the Raw superstars. People like Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns. People that I am clearly a bigger star then. So, when I heard you were coming to Smackdown, I assumed the reason was obvious. That reason being me. But I waited for your phone-call, and it never came. I waited for you to come seek me out in the back, but you never came. Well, eventually I thought I’d save you the trouble of coming to me, and I came to you. So we can forget that little bit of disrespect, and you can go ahead and name me to Team USA. Kurt Angle: There’s a reason I didn’t call you, or didn’t talk to you in the back, Miz. And that’s because I’m not going to be naming you to Team USA tonight. Now, don’t get me wrong, I haven’t decided on my full team yet, and there might still be a chance for you… The Miz: Seriously, Kurt? Don’t you realise that I’m the most must see superstar in all of the WWE. Don’t you realise all I’ve accomplished in this business, the headlines I’ve created, the superstars I’ve defeated. Like when I defeated you, Randy Orton, to become WWE champion. I could take Team USA to another level. You know, I shouldn’t even just be a member of the team, I should be like the player/coach. I should be the captain of the team. You know, team Rest of the World would be glad to have me. My wife is Canadian. I could switch allegiances. Kurt Angle: That would be your decision Miz, and this is my decision. And my decision is you will not be a part of Team USA. The Miz: Oh, this is so typical. So typical of another bitter wrestler who had his career destroyed by injuries. Another guy who is too frail to compete in this ring on my level, so he takes it out on the most successful guy on the roster. Kurt Angle: It’s funny you should bring that up, Miz. Yes, I did have a lot of injuries in my career, but that never stopped me from achieving my dreams. And the same could be said of the third man I’m naming to Team USA. Daniel Bryan’s music hits. Miz throws a fit, but is caught by an RKO from Orton. Miz rolls out of the ring as Bryan enters and leads the crowd and his teammates in a Yes chant. The commentary team bigs up Team USA. We cut to the back where Shinsuke Nakamura has been watching this play out on a monitor. We see a hand tap him on the shoulder, and pan out to see that it is William Regal. Regal and Nakamura shake hands. Paige makes a main event match of Randy Orton Vs The Miz. Kurt Angle provides guest commentary for the match. He says he did have The Miz on his shortlist, but there’s no way he will consider him now. He does say he will make more announcements on Raw, and talks about the possibility of Nakamura being on Team Rest of the World. The Miz tries to get in Angle’s face during the match, but in the end Angle causes a distraction that leads to an RKO victory for Orton.

Monday Night Raw - 5/7/18 The show opens with Triple H in the ring, along with a large object covered with a cloth. Triple H: As you all know, several weeks ago we were all saddened to learn of the passing of WWE Hall of Famer, Bruno Sammartino. Bruno’s legacy goes well beyond what he did in this industry; the record title reigns, the Madison Square Garden sell-outs, and the way he carried himself as a hero to generations of fans. Bruno was also a champion in life. An inspiration to all who met him, a wonderfully giving man who always had time to help others, and a beloved member of our WWE family, as well as a close personal friend of mine. For everything that I have done in this business, nothing makes me prouder than the fact that I had a small part of bringing Bruno back home to the WWE, where he always belonged. Naturally, the news of Bruno’s passing was a great shock to us all, but, after a period of mourning, our minds turned to ways in which we could honour the man’s legacy. It is on that note that I announce to you a new yearly event, the first of which you can see in 4 weeks time, exclusively on the WWE network. I bring to you, the Sammartino Cup. Triple H lifts the cloth to unveil a large silver cup. Triple H: This event will pay homage both to Bruno’s immigrant roots, as well as to his standing as a shining example of the American dream. 2 teams of superstars will compete for this prize, one team representing the USA, and the other representing the rest of the world. Each team will consist of 10 superstars, 7 male, and 3 female, and the special one night only event will feature 11 matches. The first team to gain 6 victories will be declared the inaugural Sammartino Cup champions. Without further ado, allow me to introduce the two men who have been selected to captain these two teams. First, the captain of Team Rest of the World, William Regal. William Regal comes out, and shakes Triple H’s hand. William Regal: It is indeed an honour to be named captain of the rest of the world team, and I’m very much looking forward to being a part of this wonderful event to pay tribute to Bruno Sammartino, as well as working with some of the great international superstars we have here in the WWE. Thank you very much. Triple H: And now, the man who will captain team USA; Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle comes out. He frostily shakes Triple H’s hand, and then shakes hands with Regal. Kurt Angle: Let me first say thank you to Triple H, for looking past his defeat to me at WrestleMania and naming me the captain of Team USA. It is an honour for me as someone who represented this country in the Olympic Games, to captain Team USA, and furthermore, as a native of Pittsburgh, it is my great honour to pay tribute to the great Bruno Sammartino. If you will allow me now, I would like to introduce the first member of Team USA; my good friend and WrestleMania tag team partner, Ronda Rousey! Ronda Rousey comes out. Triple H shows initial displeasure, but quickly reverts to corporate Triple H mode, politely applauding Ronda and exiting the ring. We cut to commercial. After commercial, Charlie is in the back hoping to catch a word with Regal. Charlie: William, congratulations on being named captain of Team Rest of the World. What is your reaction to Kurt Angle’s announcement that Ronda Rousey will be a member of Team USA. William Regal: That was certainly a surprise. Very impressive, Kurt. Very impressive. But I have a very impressive pool of talent at my disposal also. I think what I’m going to do is take a week to talk to some superstars, watch some matches, and then next week on Raw, I expect to name my full roster of Superstars. Charlie: Thank you, William. Throughout the night we see Kurt in the back talking to various superstars; Rollins, Reigns, Lashley, Nia etc. We also see him talking on the phone, and hear him say “see you tomorrow night”. Michael Cole later confirms that Kurt Angle will be on Smackdown Live tomorrow night, and will name the next member of Team USA. Michael Cole also details how the Sammartino Cup will work. There will be 11 matches, as mentioned by Triple H; 5 will be 1v1 men’s matches, 2 will be men’s tag team matches, there will be 1 mixed tag match, 1 1v1 women’s match, 1 women’s tag team match, and the final match will be a 10-man tag match. All the men on each team must compete in at least two matches.

My wife thinks wrestling and wrestlers are gross, but back during his first run she said Drew Mc was a handsome man. She also says Orton has a great body. Her all-time fave is Cesaro.

I think that's just WWE's tag team house style now. The Bar are pretty much the same (although probably better at working heat into their matches), the Rollins/Ambrose team was the same, New Day were doing it as far back as 2015. It might be more noticeable with the Usos because I think they're pretty much the 'masters' of the style.

I'm not looking forward to this new era of people treating Steph like she's anything other than the fucking worst.

I'm a bit of an outlier on this because, while I thought it was good, and Rousey looked really good, I think it needed about 5 mins shaved off for me to really consider it in the very good-great range. They did some cool stuff, but Steph constantly blocking the armbar was just too much for me. Also, Hunter and Angle wrestling in slow-motion really detracted from the match. I did really like the Rousey/Hunter face-off though. Ronda looked great. The stuff she was good at is kind of the stuff that can't really be taught (charisma, facials, fearless bumping) whereas the stuff that wasn't so great (mainly just needing to tidy up some of her offence) is absolutely stuff that she can learn. Which is a really good sign.

This was pathetic. I enjoy a good squash, but Taker could barely move. That big boot...

Great. So the only viable choices are a pimp, a member of the Trump administration and Stephanie McMahon. May as well just name it the Dana Warrior Battle Royal, since they love to portray her as some symbol of all that is good and right with the world.

I don't think that's how fans perceive Rey though. He's a heavily featured WWE kid-centric guy.

When the women are treated like wrestlers and not PR tools, then we can call this a revolution.

Primo Colon. He's been with the biggest wrestling company in the world for more than 10 years, and no-one ever talks about him. He came about in the wrong era. People don't really appreciate what he brings to the table. His flashy stuff isn't flashy enough to catch people's attention, and his real strengths, like his old school approach to babyface selling, or his throwback heel tactics, don't seem to appeal to most people anymore. He couldn't even get on the ballot for the GWWE, when people like Hornswoggle and fucking Kelly Kelly are on the ballot.

Faygo is awesome.

Had a great time at the show, although it felt very long. Pre-show match was at 7.30 and the show finished at 11.45. That's just too long for a wrestling show, especially when everyone, bar the women and Rusev, pretty much works the same way. So typically WWE that the only babyface who went over strong on the show was Randy fucking Orton. I'm shit at judging crowd size but I'd say the arena was maybe 3/4 full. Hard cam side was very sparse, but I guess that's normal anyway. Crowd seemed hot. Most over guy on the show was definitely Styles. They should just have him win the rumble at this point I think. Next most over was probably Nak. Women and Ziggler/Roode got the most lukewarm reactions. In the case of the women, I think you're just not going to get a hot crowd unless you're working a spot-heavy style. I love looking at what shirts people are wearing. Most popular in that regard were definitely New Day. Far and away actually. Lot of Bullet Club shirts... A few KO. Actually saw two different people wearing Jinder shirts, which is amazing to me. I was thinking of buying a Rusev shirt, but apparently he isn't a big enough deal to have a single piece of merch. Again, really fun show live.

Maxx Payne. Loved the whole look and gimmick.

I don't know that anything is going to lead to a boom in business anymore. Not with how they operate from the top down. But it helps to have a guy who the crowd are really into and feels like a legit star at the top of the cards. One example that could be pointed to, and it's fresh in my mind because I've been rewatching it, is Mark Henry's Hall of Pain run on SD. He built up a tonne of momentum, and when it came time for him to challenge for the belt, he won definitively. And I believe SD ratings improved with him on top too.

Really it depends on where you think his ceiling is. Is he Umaga? Is he Brock? More than? Less than? Umaga had a decent spot after losing his title programme with Cena, and could be cycled back in and out, but was never truly a main guy again. Brock was made by beating Rocky first time out, and you couldn't imagine him being anything other than a top guy again. Braun probably has more potential than even that. I don't think he needs to win the title here, but he probably shouldn't lose the match either.

The real weak argument is saying that Braun will never be the same if he doesn't win the title at No Mercy. They haven't built this up as some huge coronation moment like Luger vs. Yoko or something like that, it's just a big Clash of Titans match that happens to have a title on the line and is almost guaranteed to not have a clean finish. That's not an argument, that's an opinion. Pretending there's no precedence for WWE missing the opportunity to make guys big stars by having them lose key matches is just willful ignorance.

Neither Austin, Michaels, nor Cena were ready to be champ when they had their first ppv title shots. Them not winning was the correct decision. I'm not sure whether Braun should win it on Sunday or not, but bringing up these other examples is a weak argument.