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The Junkyard Dog vs Paul Orndorff (6/14/87) Both wrestlers were breaking down and past their prime here, which was quite sad to see. The pace was quite slow, and this ended up being pretty boring and uneventful, which caused some crowd apathy despite a good response to JYD's entrance. JYD controlled most of the match with some basic arm work, and they just didn't follow that up in any way, rather staring at each other for seconds to complete silence from the MSG crowd. Orndorff got a couple of minutes of offence on Dog, who couldn't move around very well. First, he bumped clumsily on the ropes after a knee, but then he got hit with probably the worst stungun I have ever seen, which was also the finish, unfortunately. 1/4*

Debbie Combs vs The Fabulous Moolah (5/18/87) Dead crowd. Lots of hair-pulling, snapmares, and slingshots from Combs that didn't benefit Moolah, as her bumps looked quite bad. It actually got worse once Moolah got on top, as she used some horrible knees and hammer blows, working on the legs for about 10 seconds to set up a Boston Crab, before forgetting about it completely. I actually appreciated Moolah not repeating all of her usual skits, but she kept some of them, like the useless rear bodyscissors sequence that looked bad here as well. This felt way too forced, especially during a spot where a tired Combs made it back before the 10-count, only to assault Moolah, who was simply looking at her without any self-defence or anything. Combs won by count-out later. DUD

Sika vs Moondog Spot (2/15/87) A very weird heel vs heel match, as neither of them was sympathetic or barely decent anymore. In an hilarious bit, even Heenan was sarcastic about the quality of this match, while babyface Monsoon had to stick up for both guys. Surreal. Sika's strikes were awful, and he worked a loooooooooooong chinlock, staring at the crowd and daring them to react in any way. This brought out a tepid "Sika sucks" chant, but mostly consisted of awkward silence. To Spot's partial defence, it's not ideal when your opponent can't even flip properly for a snapmare. Sika won with a sudden Samoan drop, while I believe that another 3 or 4 minutes here probably would have taken this to all-time low levels. -1/2*

Koko B. Ware vs The Red Demon (2/7/87) This was a disaster, and they were lucky that the crowd didn't completely shit all over it, despite clearly losing interest as the match went on. They did some decent stuff during the opening routine, but Demon's heat segment was totally lifeless and consisted of him overjumping and trying make his stuff seem impressive, only looking goofy in the process. He also had an all-time bad running hammer, which even the announcers couldn't put over. While going home, they also messed up the finishing spot, as Demon slid on the mat to avoid Koko's dive, but Koko just looked at him for a couple of seconds, seemingly completely lost, so Demon had to stand up like an idiot and run into a flying dropkick. DUD

Hillbilly Jim vs Mr. Fuji (12/26/86) The rules of this Tuxedo Match consisted of stripping your opponent. Not to be funny, but I have probably seen Bra & Panties matches that were better than this and not in cosmetic terms only. Hillbilly worked half of the "match" on his knees so Fuji could use some horrible offense and start undressing him, while the crowd was DEAD. This consisted of one of them grabbing the other and starting to strip him, without the opponent doing anything to stop it. At last, Hillbilly grabbed Fuji's trousers, and Fuji "ran" away from the ring, as he was exposed to polka-dot shorts. I could imagine Vince McMahon laughing so loud, despite the apathy of the MSG crowd. It was set as a comedy 5 minute "match", but nobody laughed or even popped until the finish. -*

This was a fun match, with the suggestive sight of Piper locked into the cage and able to take on Rude. This had good selling from both parts, but I didn't like the booking in terms of the match having to restart after a double escape, which kind of broke the magic of the first escape being decisive. That being said, the match got better from that point and Piper was such an underrated and intense babyface, hyping up the crowd and finally prevailing in a satisfying finish. ***1/4

Very hot crowd. This was a fun hoss fight, as Wanz and Vader had a suggestive war that had the right pacing, allowing them to sell each other's stuff without losing momentum. Vader looked impressive, bodyslamming his large opponent and dominating a large portion of the match, he would have surely won this on points. Wanz mostly looked good as a support and redeeming babyface, I didn't understand why he tried to work the leg randomly 20 minutes in, but he was great when he fed off the crowd's excitement and took the brawl to the outside, which led to Vader bleeding. Good, realistic KO finish. ***1/2

This was an exciting match and they built it quite well too. They brought the big fight feel and Choshu made Hashimoto look good, by taking his offense seriously and selling his hard kicks, as it looked for a while like the newcomer had Choshu's number and the veteran couldn't predict his intentions. They went all in with the bombs and Choshu ended up being in trouble again, but finally locked in the dragon sleeper thanks to his experience. I liked that Hashimoto didn't submit, but the sleeper caused the pinfall, as an additional way to make the underdog look strong here. ***1/2

This was an incredible match, with the titles on the line and of course the usual bragging rights. One of the things that made this outstanding was the ability of them to turn things around more than once, creating interesting dynamics but also stopping their opponents' somehow. Yatsu was wearing a protective helmet and that became the main focus of his opponents, which damaged both him and Tsuruta, while Yatsu himself was getting helped by medics. Yatsu's revenge made this epic, as he made Hansen bleed and this became meaner that it was. Very exciting finish stretch, made precious by a hot crowd, that could have gone both way. ****1/2

This had a very good presentation and approach, it looked like a classic title match and they focused a lot on trying to outwrestling each other. The end of the first caida was actually quite flat, but this picked up later and Dandy was very effective when selling his leg. Charles looked strong and only outsmarted at times thanks to Dandy resorting to the help of the ropes. Good finish and this was a very refreshing lucha match with a classic approach. ***1/2

George Steele vs Randy Savage (12/14/86) This actually made WrestleMania 2 look like a miracle, as that one was only 5 minutes long, indulged in some comedy spots, and wasn't as overbooked as this. The crowd was hot when Ricky Steamboat made an appearance while Savage was on the top rope, a classic Attitude Era spot, but this had all kinds of weird stuff and watered-down action, so Steele was clearly exposed here, and not even Savage could save him. In hindsight, Vince portraying Steele as a babyface while he kidnapped Liz and "locking her somewhere" as the announcers said, was hilarious. Steele did his usual messy turnbuckle spot and spent some more time arguing with the referee like a good babyface, setting up Macho's dirty victory. DUD

Jerry Allen vs Sika (10/4/86) Watching The Wizard being a completely out-of-place character almost a decade before his WCW debacle was funny, especially because the crowd was dead and you could hear Wizard practically calling the action at ringside. He even got a short interview during a chinlock, good God. Sika was exposed here, with horrible strikes and claw holds, looking quite uncoordinated while Allen tried to sell everything as good as he could, despite all odds. This felt like a prolonged 6 minute squash that could have lasted 2 or 3 minutes if Sika wasn't moving at 0.5x speed at all times. He eventually won with a completely non-impactful headbutt. 1/4*

Tony Atlas vs Ted Arcidi (8/9/86) This of course focused heavily on tests of strength and wrist locks, but it looked very rough, and the crowd didn't cheer either Atlas or hometown boy Arcidi. That made for about 3 minutes of silence while two large men tried to take each other down in a very anticlimactic fashion. If possible, things got even worse when the clinch ended, as they started the "your turn, my turn" sequence, literally scooping each other up without any attempt at self-defense and waiting for the opponent to get up for the next move. Monsoon started burying them for walking around and doing nothing, even calling out a "one-leg dropkick" by Atlas and a shitty Arcidi clothesline, saying it surely didn't hurt Atlas, "other than maybe the fall to the canvas." The crowd booed what Hayes called a "lacklustre performance." A shitty Arcidi bearhug led to both men clumsily falling outside the ring, where they immediately locked up in another very forced clinch. Mercifully, the referee counted them out as quickly as he could. This was horrible, but amazing for this thread's purpose I guess. -***1/2

Dick Slater vs Pete Doherty (8/9/86) Doherty was quite bad in terms of both selling and execution. Even Monsoon buried him for "clotheslining himself with the ropes" while trying to exit the ring at the beginning of the match. Doherty was clearly being positioned for comedy spots and an exaggerated losing streak, but his corny stuff, like the atomic drop selling and top-rope landing, didn't look particularly graceful and didn't do much for Slater. To be honest, Dick's heart clearly wasn't in this, or he was just having a bad night. Doherty looked awful, first attempting a neckbreaker and letting go of his opponent's neck too early, and then hitting the worst clothesline ever. "That wasn't a whole lot," said Monsoon, as Slater immediately sat up after trying to sell it. They luckily went home with a decent flying elbow from Slater, but this was a bad match overall. DUD

Junkyard Dog vs King Kong Bundy (6/27/86) Well, the fans were hot for JYD during his entrance, but this didn't save the match from sucking big time. They tried some bad-looking lockups and broke them a few times to stall, then Bundy left the ring in protest, which made the crowd go mild within a couple of minutes. They traded some bad-looking punches and splashes, creating a stalemate, and it got so bad that some fans actually threw garbage into the ring. Bundy took over with kicks that barely touched JYD. Dog started a comeback, then decided to grab his chain, and they started fighting over it in the corner, so the referee called for the DQ as JYD tossed him around. Boy, this sucked. DUD