Johnny Sorrow

Well he is long, black, and bald. This joke only works if you are black, so for the sake of the joke, you are now black.

Kane returns to interfere and get revenge on Brock, costing him the match. Then there's a BoD reunion, or small nod between Taker and Kane. That'll lead to the rubber match and I can have the fun of hearing Will's head explode. 😆

Here's something to think about regarding Roku aps. Sure, they can be made quickly and rushed onto Roku. But most of those fucking stink. Any yahoo with a Church or access to public domain Casper the Friendly Ghost cartoons can quickly get a Roku ap. It doesn't mean that the ap is good, works correctly, or even delivers. I like that they're being patient to ensure that the ap is good.

Just an obscure in joke call back to Titans discussing a Bruno vs Baba match.

The significance of that channel should not be underrated and we need to ensure as a community that it does not get lost. Treasure trove of stuff that has not been in circulation. This day is called the day a YouTube channel was fouind He that watches this day, and comes safe eating chips Will try to stand a tip-toe when the channel is named, And the smell of McMuffins rouse him at the name of Dory He that shall watch this day, and see the emotional age of 14, Will yearly on the vigil be ignored by his neighbours, And say 'To-morrow is The YouTube Channel Then will he show his browser history minus the porn And say 'These matches I watched On YouTube Old wrestlers forget: yet all shall be forgot except by geeks But he'll remember with blood shot eyes What fake fights he did watch that day: then shall the names. Familiar in his mouth as burritos and Mountain Dew Dory The Dull, Baba the Awful, Bruno the Awesome, Be in their flowing male B cups freshly remember'd. This story shall the lonely man teach his son, if the hooker's rubber broke And YouTube Channel shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember'd; We few, we obsessive few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that wastes his time with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so smarky, This day shall gentle his acne condition: And gentlemen in England now a-hating Johnny for this awful bit Shall think themselves accursed they had shitty internet speeds And hold their manhoods cheap while watching YouPorn That watched this YouTube Channel today

Community? 😂 When are the Community Council meetings? No one told me

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x31opue Yeah, this is fucking awesome on so many levels. Not only is it fucking great, but from a marketing perspective it's genius. A wonderful show for kids that features the people that are supposed to be the future stars? That's fucking brilliant. More importantly it's a really well done and charming wrestling show. And Graves is apparently actually going to be one of the greats in announcing based on this performance.

At some point I want a Cena vs Lesnar match where Cena gets to avenge getting destroyed last year. But not for awhile, so they can tie together that awesome one from a few years ago that Cena won and was fucking brutal, the one from last year that was one sided and brutal, and a future one to settle the score. But spread across years.

I didn't really give a shit about how the arm work looked or any of that, BESIDES Becky NOT attacking the injured wrist.That is gonna be part of the story of the Sasha match, because Sasha WILL attack the injury. And also as far as tonight's match, Bayley is the beloved underdog, who's not considered as "good a wrestler" as the others ,who's still injured and is trying so hard and beating the odds to get that title shot. She beat Charlotte last week in an upset and tonight she get's pretty much dominated for the most part but but squeaks out a win by being wiley and going for a Hail Mary roll up while her arm was being attacked again. Someone I read said "She beat the best athlete in Charlotte by throwing bombs. Tonight she outwitted the smartest wrestler. Now she has to bring it all against Sasha. Awesome." Which leaves the outcome at the special in doubt. Cause if Bayley wins, it's an awesome feel good moment, but if she loses it's because she IS hurt, and is in the ring with the Champ. And after a valiant struggle, the Champ might just be a little better, more vicious, and Bayley's miracle run might just end. Both outcomes fucking work.

I'd imagine that the old "I showed up at work in my underwear" nightmare doesn't work on wrestlers.

Bayley vs Becky fucking ruled. Perfect in ring storytelling.

The Rusev / Summer/ Lana bit on RAW was fucking great.

Which is pretty much what I figured. That's hilarious. Fucking hacks are now saying "well Dave reported it" when he didn't to seem legit when making shit up? That's adorable. 😃

There is an 18 page thread on wrestlingforum of people crying about Randy Orton poking fun at Kevin Owens' weight in a tiny little throwaway line from last night. I'd rather not even see Daniel Bryan come back if it's just going to lead to a bunch of 'OH MY GOD HE ISN'T GOING TO MAIN EVENT WRESTLEMANIA~!!!" bullshit. The news sites are reporting that Kevin Dunn told Orton to make the comments about Owens' weight, which caused #FireKevinDunn to trend on Twitter earlier today, which I find highly amusing. Not saying it's not true, but what's their source for this story that sounds like something someone assumed happened?

Especially if they do a Magnum TA/ Mr. Wrestling 2 type deal with them.Edit: I loved the Amell stuff, especially the bit with HHH afterwards. That was good TV.

It is an old heel trick. It works when the guys doing it are fucking heels and not a collection of self aware dummies getting jizzed on by a collective bukakke party of zeroes in Bullet Club shirts that are too tight.

I'd imagine there's one podcast that Bruce would answer these questions on, since all the others were just doing spot shit that they have no intention of following up on. Pete, that's your cue.

I can't DVR anything as we stopped having cable or satellite . We stream.

There's lots of stuff I don't like but I usually just don't post about it, and focus on things I like. But this was so fucking awful I had to vent. 😆

So stop worrying about nonsense and take pride in the fact that you took your son to a wrestling show and had fun together. That's awesome and you're a great Dad.

If I do a theme song game, I'm all in with Will. Real songs were so much cooler. I know they can't do it now, there have been a lot of great in house songs, but real songs felt and came off so much cooler.

Holy fuck, that Bucks vs War Machine match on the TV this week stunk so bad on so many levels. I actually did something I rarely do, turn off a wrestling show and go watch something else. Yuck, that match and the entire booking of it and the crowd fucking stinks. And it could have been done exactly the way they wanted to do it well, but they did it terribly. The base story of the match and the script was solid but it was just done so fucking awful.

What if Mr. T did back out from Mania 1 at the last minute as Dave mentioned almost happened in his Roddy piece he just wrote? Related, what if Cyndi Lauper didn't meet Albano on that plane and put him the video?

We'll go back and forth too, but yeah, when we started Parv was out on his feet. 😃