Johnny Sorrow

Lately I've been having trouble finding time to watch RAW and SD because of me still getting used to not having cable and doing the Hulu thing, added to me being in The Producers every Friday and Saturday night and Sunday afternoon. I'm still digging the current stuff but time is a factor. That's why I can't wrap my head around people complaining about lack of content on the Network, Ive barely scratched the surface of what they have on. Are you people in an iron lung?

"I sweah, I'd have gotten away wid it, if it weren't fah doze medlin kids. I sweah ."

"Learning To Love Dory" sounds like the name of a crappy CBS sitcom that somehow sticks around for years. Like a Raymond rip off but in this when the wife acts like an annoying shrew Terry runs over from next door and puts her in the spinning toehold while Dory looks on and makes jokes with Peter Boyle's ghost.

I honestly apologize for being wasted. This was done during a marathon recording where I had put away a huge bottle of Margarita mix. I was like Jeff Hardy against Sting in that TNA match .

Hey, as far as guys " toning it down" in WWF back then, consider their fucking touring schedule . Of course guys are gonna find what works, stick with it, and pop crowds while doing the best they could to stay healthy and make all their dates during those insane schedules. Edit: thanks for constantly putting me over all show .

Will, were you thinking of Jimmy Valiant vs Hercules under the mask as one of the Assassins? The one where Dusty is tied to Paul Jones at ringside with a bullrope? It's on the PWI Lords of the Ring tape.

Angle was sincere about being a role model, Bo is totally insincere.

That's perfect but it can only work if Cena is ready to call it quits. You run that angle, then do a redemption angle for him and then retirement.

Not for nothing , but American Pie was great and South Park was and still is brilliant. You're right about the late 90's vibe in pop culture.

A squash can be a five star match. It's not mutually exclusive.

They supposedly recorded some with Bruno when he was put in the HOF and made amends. I really want to see these. Just to see the guys who bashed him back pedal and kiss his ass.

You know the judge would be like , " Ugh, who cares? Isn't this shit all fake?" Haha

Honky tells the story that he told Vince it was a heel gimmick. He was doing the character in the south right before Vince brought him in. And Vince indeed said "Everyone loves Elvis" according to HTM. That was that weird time where not too much earlier they brought in Dick Slater as "The Rebel" Dick Slater, babyface who waves a Confederate flag on the way to the ring. Hahaha

Neither did Krusher Krushchev, the gimmick was Uncle Ivan turned a good Minnesota boy into an evil commie. Actually, it was Nikolai Volkoff in Mid South. He was Crusher Darsow, some sort of hillbilly type who embraced Marxism and became a sympathizer .

I haven't seen them yet, but sometimes two great guys don't click, at least not right away.

Not if it's done correctly. Having him go over popular babyfaces in drawn out, boring matches where Cena continually slaps on rest holds (see Randy Orton) and simply refrains from any high spots would be a great heat seeker. That worked once ,with Foley in ECW.And live crowds aren't gonna get or react to it. Little kids aren't gonna boo Cena because he's doing "boring" moves.

You have to disqualify any of those MSG shows that were RAWs, as those main events aren't announced ahead of time. So no one guy can be given credit or blame for a RAW not selling out.

Who was begging for it to end? Nobody I knew. We wanted a final battle to wrap it up but not because we were tired of it. They booked it smart by giving it a break when needed, Jimmy feuding with Cornette while Superstar turned and feuded with Jones, the fued had to end but people weren't tired of it. As far as I can remember.

We open Friday night. I just finished watching the PPV while making six pigeon puppets that can Seig Heil. It wasn't bad. Not great, but not bad. I liked the tag match, the battle royal, Rusev/ Swagger, the Ambrose/ Rollins stuff, and Jericho/ Wyatt.

That's hilarious.

We talked about that on Titans, lol. Sullivan told the story on Cornettes show.

I'm at Producers rehearsal until 10, I'm gonna try and sneak watch some of the show on my phone hoping no one notices, lol.

This episode was brought to you by Dirty Gringo margaritas. Dirty Gringo, when you need to get in no condition to perform.

Right, I was making a joke. Ala , Douglas pastes himself over Eddie in pics of them arriving at RAW.

Did Douglas photoshop himself into that over Eddie?