Johnny Sorrow

Ding ding! We have a winner. So basically , as soon as the Economy booms again or I win the Powerball, I'm gonna start a promotion and use this entire thread as my blueprint. It's a can't miss!

That's hilarious. He got FOX Newsed.

Jay Briscoe during the cage match with Samoa Joe from the Rexplex was the sickest I've ever seen. The blood was falling off of him clotted.

Bob Cracklund is a HOODSLAM character just waiting to happen. I know some guys there, I'm totally pitching this to them.

It's a truly fantastic bit of interviewing. Austin is like the wrestling Mix of Stern, Tom Snyder, and Carson.

The best is a bit from Saturday morning TV where Piper and Orton are cornering Tonga Kid in the ring and all of a sudden the camera switches to a close up shot of Snuka coming thru the crowd wearing the neck brace .Vince and Bruno are all "Is that? It is!" Snuka gets in the ring tears off the brace , screams while extending his arms doing the Superfly fingers and the SHIT IS ON. I haven't seen this segment since it aired.

Wohrle.

wasn't her first gimmick in WWE literally that she farted in every segment?It wasn't her first gimmick, but there was a farting Natty gimmick for awhile. Probably based on some backstage stuff. I remember she went on twitter to defend it saying she was having fun with it. I'd imagine that the progeny of Jim Neidhardt would be a prodigious farter.

The fake weed is called "spice" and is dangerous. It's got nothing to do with whole bath salts deal besides both being dangerous and the choices of morons. Honestly, Bourne kinda seemed fucking dumb about this. I'm sure hr thought

I was at that Joe/ Brisco match. It was the first ROH show I went to. I fucking loved that match and Jay bled so much they were cleaning the ring afterwards tug whole rolls of paper towels. As in, take out the cardboard tube and use an entire roll as a sponge.

That's every single one of his shows, pretty much. The one with Cornette just needs them screaming at a kid to get off their lawn.

Dylan, I'm nothing if not a whore for listener requests. And trying new impressions. Edit: The Ahnold "daamahnik" is easy, apparently. The challenge is the dopey Dad. I WILL master it and use it.

Those must be interesting family dinners.

If Taylor had delivered promos like "I say, I say that Bobby Heenan is about as sharp as a bag of wet mice." , it would have worked.

See if you can pick out the awesome Bill Hicks joke I totally stole. First person to name it on twitter @titansowrestlin gets a shout out next show where I'll say whatever you want.

Oh yeah, Taylor's heel run towards the end of UWF was fucking awesome. His promo with Magnum explaining his actions is pro wrestling perfection.

Vinnie Vegas exuded personality. As dumb as it was, it was Nash's first chance to have a personality as a character. Van Hammer was a cipher.

Blackjack Mulligan and Kendell Windham drew money. BOOM! I'll be here all week, try the veal.

On the day AFTER Mania, they had bald Vince and Trump on the Today show, which surprised me. Oh and as far as babyface Shawn as champ goes, I was flipping to Nitro as well but not because of Shawn. Because of the rest of the RAW being shitty and Nitro being something new.

How dare you insult Voyager like that.

The new one with AJ Styles is pretty good. Hearing AJ vent on all the stupid shit TNA has done was fun.

Again, I doubt the locker rooms and rings the green young Indy guys were in were meetings of the Quakers. And I still say that "I could have worked in ECW but 'drugs' " is bullshit.

You should pay Johnny Sorrow a dollar for stealing his premise.Hoo Hoo, they're ripping me off, Robin.

If Orton could actually ever be himself, as evidenced in that great interview with Rosenberg from last year, he'd get over as fuck as a good guy. He came off so cool and real there.

Booker's short run on top as King Bookah was so great.