Johnny Sorrow

It could be a blessing in disguise. Bully Ryback is fucking great. I have no clue how they'd transition it into being a good guy. Unless someone small stands up to him. Knocks him out, Ryback realizes the error of his ways and he and the little guy become a tag team like the Warner Bros. cartoon with the bulldog and the little yip yip dog.

I don't dress like Cyndi Lauper, I dress like Albano crossed with Superstar Billy Graham.

Hogan Knows Best also helped tear apart his family. Not that it wouldn't have happened anyway but it didn't help things. And fuck the MTV special that spawned it cause that song Brooke did with Paul Wall was popular at the strip club I work at for awhile and I had to hear it regularly for a year.

He might have gotten upfront about it after that airport bust. That kind of broke PED-fabe for him, so he could talk about it afterwards. Yeah, that's right.

I'm pretty much a Lucha novice, but when Will visited me here in Colorado a few weeks ago we watched some stuff that was nominated for the set and I fucking loved the best stuff. So I'm looking forward to it. Dandy is a beast.

Wasn't Stallone pretty up front about his HGH use when those last Rocky and Rambo flicks came out?

I've read it a bunch of times and I don't recall him ever mentioning anything.

The PTP have been heels up until now, but kinda goofy and funny as well. They haven't really done anything heelish besides being boastful show offs so turning them face is as easy as just booking them against heels.

"I didn't watch it but here's why it sucked..." is the worst thing you see all the time on wrestling message boards. So awful.

1. Bill Dundee 2. Paul Orndorff 3. Manny Fernandez

Do you think all strip club DJ's have awesome beards?

I was thinking the same thing. And HBK's beard is fantastic.

As far as guys like RVD and Shield on the pre-show, it's not a shit spot anymore. They put guys people want to see on that now because they're pushing that ap like crazy.

People who are going on about Bryan looking stupid are forgetting that his character is easily controlled by his emotions and anger.

The Shield deal was more about taking top spots rather than "earning" them. Now that they have those spots and belts, (and Vince's approval), they're satisfied.

Listen ! It's a blast! If you don't tune in you may be an asshole. Don't be an asshole.

Cabana spends the whole intro going on about how Miz kept going back and forth between being Mike and The Miz. It only happened during the beginning and when Colt points it out, Miz says " You want Mike? Ok, they normally want Miz", and then he's just Mike Mizanen, life long fan who achieved his dream. I'd guess its Cabana being torn by jealousy and his benefactor Punk always shitting on Miz, which is bullshit.

The Jay Mohr interview is fucking hilarious.

You really get a vibe from the show that Cabana is jealous. I'm totally projecting, but Miz is funny, self deprecating, and thankful for how his life has gone. So Cabana's show intro where he kinda shits on the interview a bit comes off odd. And I knew Miz trained and worked in the indys, but I didn't know he was trained by the Ballard Brothers.

Cabana has Miz on his show this week and it's great. If you hate the guy, (I don't ), it'll probably turn you around. He's pretty cool. Cabana kinda shits on the show during the intro, going on about how Miz would keep shifting between his real self and the character "The Miz"....and it really only happens once.

I remember marking out for the "I'm a good kisser" line.

"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice."