Johnny Sorrow

Actually, one of the ideas I have for PWO Radio is occasional viewing party shows where we pick certain matches from wherever and riff

Little Matt D is awesome, you should be honored. From the Laverne and Shirley wrestling episode.

Nah, it should be square dancing music, since Dylan calling it a promenade is dead-on.

Well, as "crazy" as it sounds, maybe, just maybe they are a happily married couple who love each other.

I love ya, man, and I know you didn't mean it this way, but that's just an insulting, condescending, pile of horseshit. Wrestling isn't supposed to be about analysis. It's supposed to about emotion. It's fun to analyze matches, it's what we all do. But when you take some sort of "higher road" when watching this shit...well...there's a reason analysis starts with anal.

And he's totally right, it's impossible to eat pussy with a stuffed up nose.

They were supposed to be better than Rose and Somers. That was the point. The kayfabe story was that Rose and Somers were nowhere near as good as the Rockers, but they kept cheating and chicken shitting their way to retain the belts. Once the Rockers got them in the cage to exact some revenge, revenge was had. But since it was in a cage, and the Rockers were so full of hate, eventually there was a slip up and the shitty cowardly heels got to take advantage. I know WE all know how awesome Rose and Somers were, but their characters were supposed to be "inferior wrestlers, but cagey veterans". And, the crowd ate it up which is the most important thing. Oh and at first I read "Abombinable stretch" up there and I thought 1. That'd be an awesome name for a Mountain Man's finisher. 2. That's what Gorilla should have called all those stretches where "he's not hooking his foot, Jess."

Ooh, that makes sense.

Magnum didn't push Tully over as if he was a feather either. There's a difference between working with hatred and intensity and just being a douchbag. I think Shawn was just being a douchbag. That spot aside, you seem puzzled by Shawn spitting on Somers, and all the other "heel" things he did. If The Rockers treated two jobbers on TV like that, then yes...that's fucked up. But treating two scumbags who have done worse to them like that is "just desserts"

Well, Dylan...I'm as high on that Hennig/ Hansen match that made Curt as you are, so it's getting at least two top 5 votes.

"Higher than giraffe pussy" is now a permanent part of of my lexicon. Steve drinking wine rules.

I'd think the worst thing for Jake would be getting anywhere near a locker room right now.

Shawn and Marty HATE Somersault and Rose. That's how you treat someone you despise when you're fighting in a steel cage. It'd be silly if Shawn treated Somers with any respect. It's a fight. Was Magnum a dick because he was brutalizing Tully in the cage? No, because both Tully and Somers deserved to be treated that way and were fucking asking for it.

I don't know, this seems different than the "depush the rookie to see if he has the head to stay in the game" deal. They had him start being whiny, Jerichos calling him a crybaby, he QUITS a match against MIZ because his leg is hurt, the announcers and Miz and the ref are all "WTF?", and now he's hugging Vickie and sort of implying that he "feels her pain" lol.

It didn't come off like anything romantic. It was Like he was empathizing with her. I'm hoping its not leading to some worked shoot shit about not being treated right.

No crazy Pentacostal hillbilly cults in France, I take it? Speaking of Ryback, I'm trying to figure out what they're doing with him. I first thought they were just killing him off, but they did this weird thing where after Vickie got fired, he came up to her backstage, hugged her, and said she deserved better.

Yeah, it was the first time I ever heard that as well.

I love that HITC with Goldberg. He's an absolute killing machine beast who only lost because it was a two on one what with Flair at ringside and the hammer. In no way did Goldberg look bad in that. If anything it made HHH look like a pussy. Who gives a shit about the pinfall?

Here's my deal put simply. If the crowd is going nuts, then the "structure" is correct.

Yeah, I caught that. Guess they keep everything in the system "just in case" lol

That whole "They ruined Goldberg because Goldust put a wig on him once" talking point is the worst "if ya tell it long enough people will believe it" non-story ever. I've actually read people saying shit like "They made him wrestle with a wig!" Khali had a great run as a monster and now at the end of his career he does comedy. It's nothing new. Kane's career was revitalized by the Hell No stuff. Tensai didn't get over. At least now he's having fun. Brodus as dancing monster got him over where as "Boring monster #5 " would have sucked. Santino? Show and Henry have done it all and are now total ass kicking monsters. And Mercy was broken down and couldn't go. Also, Doink and Yokozuna were fucking awesome. And why immediately go "Sure it's cool, but it'll suck eventually?" Don't be a Debbie Downer.

Actually, they threw him into the stairs, then they picked up the stairs and brained Kane with them. And yeah man, that's the best in house music in forever.

I went to a house show around that time and Cherry was crazy over.

Dylan and I disagree on a lot, but not here. He's exactly on the money about that match and I love it for all the same reasons.

Only if we can start a pool betting on when your life of structure leads you into the nuthouse.