Johnny Sorrow

Lotta motherfuckin' Eeyores up in this thread. Sheeeitt. I got people arriving, Italian sausages, shiskabob, and burgers grilling, cooler full of beers, wrestling on the big screen, it's a beautiful day, and I'm off tomorrow. Life is good. And i'm still coming down from THIS show i was at last night. I thought we were going to the family friendly local Indy, but that show is next week. I ended up at a crazy bar in Denver for this. And we had a blast,

I accidentally went to a death match tourney in a crazy rock bar tonight in Denver. Had an awesome time, 😄

That finish went from total clusterfuck straight into me marking out for the reunited Kingdom beating up that pale loser and standing tall.

So I guess Corino blew out his voice from, to quote Whitmer from earlier, "screaming SUPERKICK like a dummy?" Which was line of the night.

That four way stunk for the first 80%. Too much cutesy choreographed shit when all four guys were in the ring and no one was selling on the floor or on the apron. Oh well, at least I'll get to see my man Lethal beat Styles soon. Cause no way is Jay losing the belt here.

HAHAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT! My second favorite team just won the belts! 👍😎

This one Young Buck really wants four guys to suck his cock.

Hahaha, The Kingdom doing the "Thank you!" bit after the chants for the other two teams ruled.

Pete, I saw that....and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Time for my favorite tag team, the mother fuckin Addiction, baby. Edit: Taven swimming in the apron is the best.

That Moose match was a blast.

Pete must be crushed that Romantic Touch didn't give him a smooch.

I had some extra cash so I got the IPPV. Where are you two men of substance sitting?

Since it was a movie theme and not an awful disco tune, sure.

The Addiction have matching tights, the Venom gear, just not entrance gear. And the separate General and Eighties rock outfits work. And "back in my day"? Really? 😆

Earl Hebner is the only guy who gave me an autograph I wasn't asking for. 😄 I was at a TNA show a few years ago and afterwards some of the 126 of us there were invited to come to ringside as the faces were signing autographs and a morbidly obese woman was literally rolled into and out of the ring to get a pic with AJ Styles. As I hung over the rail laughing, Hebner grabbed my ticket from my hand and signed it. 😄

I hate Jesse because he is telling the truth about my people being behind 9-11. That Tuesday all of us Yids were LATE FOR WORK. I was, granted I was held up at 7-11 waiting on a donut. I mean bagel.

While I appreciate the plug, and I sorta kinda look like Gene now but with no mustache, I think I need to sit down with you and explain how jokes work. The humor would be based on if I actually had talked about it.Edit: and Daves getting worked cause only a dumbell would buy that .

That's true. Whenever someone in real life swings a chair at my head, I put up my hands. Also, when I was bouncing I'd always stomp my foot as I punched someone.

Which made him being the guy who turned and joined the establishment perfect.

You must be a blast at parties.

Every time I see a stomach claw or kidney type claw I cringe because I know that hurts.

A made up anecdote about fooling around with a girl and eventually saying "I Love You" to get laid isn't Date Rape, it's High School and a Meat Loaf song.

Mentor doesn't go over student.

"Bloodbath At The Garden: Did Maivia Go Too Far? A special report from Arnold Skaaland" Real or Fake?