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Two quebecers feuding and they are talking to each others in English. The audacity. No pride ! Well the rest of the show looks quite good on paper at least.

Because it did not rain. That's it. The crowd isn't *that* hot. But hey, if you pay that much to go at Mania and don't get your ass soaked, might as well pop for *something* considering the shit that was happening before.

The tribute to Snuka is cringe as fuck.

You mean all those maskless idiots ? Yeah, they love Tamina apparently.

All those maskless douchebags wearing Hogan shirts no less. ClusterMania running wild.

Judging by the noise, no. So they are trying to have a worst match than yesterday. Cool.

Yeah. So disappointed. I expected a bunch of really crazy stupid stuff that would be so bad it would be good. This was just nothing.

Ok. Alexa did not do a blackface at all. Don't start.

WAIT. THAT'S IT ? Talk about a disappointment. I expected nothing and I'm still being letdown. Alexa Bliss was the best part of this boring, nothing happening shit. Hey, WWE fans, you're gonna get more of this storyline development. Aren't you glad ?

Now that's some real stupidity. So that's Sister Abigail ? She's bleeding black blood from the brain. Cool.

I wanted stupid stupidity, not a boring Randy Orton match.

Why are they wrestling ? I want magic tricks.

That box is way to big. There will be some special effect fuckery involved. The saddest thing is that Bray probably thing this stuff is so creepy and creative.

We need Lawler announcing this match, really.

CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It needs Victor Quinonez cutting a promo about "The monster world!"

A fucking RECAP AFTER THE ENTRANCE. WHY ? WHYYYYYYYY? Seriously, why ? The entrance took forever already despite Orton's complete lack of everything.

Let the idiocy begin.

All these unmasked douchebags. I think I saw some of them at the Capital Hill. Das Racist is back. Ok now it's really a rib.

A bunch of old-ass blabbing nonsense ain't exactly hyping me for anything. Give me Orton vs Fiend NOW so I can go to sleep with the satisfaction of having seen a really stupid match.

Misawa, Kawada, Kobashi. Pretty elite company indeed.

Wow, Lawler really looks like an old man with pathetically colored hair now. What's the point of this pre-show anyway ? There's not even a match on there.

Between the NJPW stuff and the first year of AEW, this guy has added quite some heavy artillery to his case. Interestingly enough, he had already progressed from 2006 to 2016 so it's not like he got that much backlash either. He's one I'll have fun revisiting some of his WWE stuff I haven't seen in a while (or at all).

I actually wrote about it a long, long time ago. I loved Hokuto vs Kyoko, which was a MOTYC to me and hated that particular Toyota vs Yamada match, which I thought was a complete debacle. A rare instance of two workers who had a classic match the same year a few months later (the hair match) but totally laid an egg there. Again, Toyota was never a favorite of mine. There's plenty great joshi workers from any era I'd rather watch. But I still consider her a great worker. As far as Yoshida being better than Toyota, of course she was.

She was in 2006 and I take full credit for that one.