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Probably. Saudi Arabia & Lebanon don't get along. Cass sucks and he's dangerously sloppy. So of course, let's book Daniel Bryan with him. The wrestling legacy of this shit-show will be Titus sliding under the ring. And Taker vs Rusev had a good match, 90% thanks to Rusev. Well, this card should win Worst major show of the Year & Most disgusting promotional tactic of the Year. It was awful. Oh fuck me, Vince parading with one of the Saudis.... Time to go vomit somewhere. In two weeks : back to business : Women's Evolution and shit. Fuck off.

He's a complete attention whore. What an idiot.

Who looked the worse ? Khali or Shane-O Mac ?

That's it, he's the new Shockmaster.

Same here. They have a hard time keeping it straight. Ok. So, Braun wins and that's that.

Holy shit, I'm dead !

YEAH ! BABATUNDE !!! THIS IS AWESOME !!!

Going to tha pay window babeeee. This is the drizzling shit, really.

Well, those armchairs look pretty comfortable I must admit. This is the greatest no-name Royal Rumble ever. Even the Del Rio 40 guys edition had more meat.

This match just needed three rings and Jim Powers to be totally complete. Don't forget about...THE YE-TAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Cracked me up. Just as Roadblock showed up on my TV. At least I believe it's Roadblock.

We're not even past halfway and it's been mostly a complete bore. End this show already.

This match just needed three rings and Jim Powers to be totally complete.

I must say I'm getting more and more uncomfortable with each reaction shots devoid of any adult woman...

Yeah ! And tweet about it too !

Goldust... well... He would not have been booked in 96.

This is right out of World War III. Which was predictable, but still...

French announcer Christophe Agius legit didn't recognize the guy from the Revival.

The sumo fan in me is kinda offended.

I'm sure Mike Kanellis is glad he got fly (EDIT : forgot how this verb works) away from his pregnant wife for this.

Ok, so how many times are we gonna go "This guy still employed ?" tonight ? I for one, had no idea Sin Cara (whoever he is now) was still on the payroll.

Yes. But you missed Finn Balor wearing his rainbow LGBT friendly trunks. Just kidding. 50 guys... damn... Is Bryan winning this ?

He's Luger. #HouseShow1994 Ok, let's do this thing, this card is ridiculously long and not very good at all. And kinda. Awkward to watch.

People are stupid. On the last WOR show Dave just talked about how awful and racist the US has been in the past and how it's still very problematic today for women and minorities. People trying to portray him as a racist either have an agenda or are complete dumbfucks (like this girl who tweeted about Cedric Alexander, what the fuck did she not understand about a perfectly articulated sentence ? English is not even my native language and there was nothing ambiguous at all about it to me). There.

Agreed. Agreed.

The fuck finish had me me rolling.