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Yes. I find it totally ridiculous and snobish to be pertecly honest. There are so much more important issues like actual social equality and such. You don't like your name ? Change it. You're not a name. That being said, I'm a denatalist and don't ever want to have a kid, so what do I know.

That's pretty rich indeed. PPV 54 Built around a 2/3 falls match between AJ Styles & D-Lo Brown, each with a different stip, because we can’t get enough gimmick matches on one show. Well the two first falls were pinfall only then submission only, worked at separate times. If you take the match as a whole, with the third part being a ladder match, it was good, especially the last fall. "Pinfall only" was pretty spotty with a screwjob finish (Siaki run-in, wait, so what’s the use for Trinity now ?). "Submission only" was pretty good, especially D-Lo’s selling, but the finish was abrupt and came from nowhere. And the ladder match was well worked, mostly big spots though, including an insane frogplash from the top of the ladder through a table outside. And a Siaki run-in. And… oh shit, they managed to fuck up the ladder match gimmick by having both guy falling down holding the belt at the same time. Nice job. AMW vs Simond Diamond & Swinger was pretty good also, probably leading to a strap match next week. Because you can’t have enough gimmick matches etc… Douglas & the New Church vs Raven & CM Punk & Julio was decent, leading to a Clockwork Orange House of Fun 6-men next week, because you can’t have enough gimmick match etc… Raven got grabbed by a giant white hand backstage at one point. My guess is that they signed the Yetay. The dull, boring, ok, let's say awful Legend vs Jeff Jarrett feuds keeps on delivering the goods as far as getting interest from no one. Next week : guitar & baseball bat on a pole match. Because you can’t have etc… Erik Watts is actually « Eric from WCW », so he’s the new Head of Authority, revealed after a segment where Kid Kash insulted a bunch of legends (including Harley Race, Larry Z., Ricky Morton). They really must not trust his wrestling at all, he barely had any match. Don Callis as the managerial capitalist shithead who considers that « Customers don’t know what they want. » could be pretty decent, but it really is nothing but a twist on his shitty Network ECW gimmick. More 3 Live Kru (not sure how to spell it, really) poor comedy in the street, this time in the hood, more awful catfights and more Sting talking about christianity. They sure milked than Sting interview to the max, but he's not coming back so it's time to end it. They’re trying to push Elix Skipper as a single wrestler, which isn’t working very well, as he’s much better in tags. Bringing in « This is the guy know as Crash Holly in the WWE » to job to him while salivating over Mad Mikey (awful gimmick, with complete nondescript outfit and poor performance to boot) 's great career over there wasn’t a bright idea either. Some decent programs in the undercard, and Raven is really over as a babyface, but the booking is awful, as showed by the shitty match endings on a weekly basis. 2003/07/23 AMW vs Simon Diamond & Swinger 2003/07/23 AJ Styles vs D-Lo Brown

Not supposed to. "The creatives have nothing for you". Modern pro-wrestling still kinda suck, you know. Where can he go ? Lucha Underground ? TNA ?

I guess there were two reasons for Zack's win at Mania: (1) to open the show with a huge surprise and (2) so that the non-wrestlers could get their WM bonuses betting on Ryder. Yea I said this right after Mania and not at all in a joking way. He was like dead last in the odds until the day before when he suddenly became the favorite which to me says everyone who was in the know put money on him. Isn't this illegal ?

That's why I have no nostalgy for my childhood, as happy as it was (and yes, I remember this guy).

And yet, all this "gym culture" and cult of the body went along with a sexualization of the body too, body that is always fitter and younger-looking, and therefore, more sexually desirable. So as always, there was a good bit of hypocrisy. When I was in movie school, I put a few words about pro-wrestling on one of my papers, about how the body shape evolved from the 80's and the steroid muscle über-males to the smooth, sliding ones in the 90's (Micheals, of course) and made a comparison with the Hollywood action cinema of the Schwarzys and Slys to the new figure of the 90's which was Keanu Reeves, with his much flexible body and movies like Speed (doh) and of course the Matrix. I thought it was a bit ridiculous but got a really good grade because of it.

Interesting, I never heard about that before. This whole hygienism mentality, which very much anglo-saxon. Ah, those people who take the time to brush their teeth before having sex... About Springsteen, the use of "Born in the USA" was totally ill-advised in pro-wrestling, as in pretty much anywhere else. It's like people just didn't pay attention to the story and thought it was a patriotic song.

PPV 53 Pathetic even by TNA’s standart. A bunch of horrible stuff involving Russo, Jarrett, Legend & D-Lo, with beatdowns on the babyfaces galore. This stuff is killing the main event scene and AJ’s reign. A bunch of awful undercard crap including the debut of Edward Chastain, the fat Mantaur look-alike who sadly got Norman Smiley to put him over. And Don Callis is infact doing the same corporate gimmick he was doing in ECW. How creative by Russo. The X-division is officialy turning into indieriffic spot-monkeys heaven, with another bad Sabin vs Kazarian match. Sabin looks like big potential and Kazarian at least sold his injured ribs, but every move he does has to be contrived and over-complicated. He must have learned to work by watching RVD, as judged by his hairdoo. The finish was amazingly shitty too, with idiot referee coming from the back to reverse a decision. Of course everyone is cheating all the time but nothing never happens, except *there*. Just because people don't expect it, I guess. Another awful finish kinda ruined the only good match of the show, a Last Man Standing match between Jerry Lynn & Justin Credible. Credible’s setups for moves is pretty shaky at times, as he anticipates too much, but I like the fact they didn’t rush through pinfalls like idiots because of the gimmick. The pinfalls actually only occured after credible (and Lynn’s too) finishers. Good bloodletting with nice selling, but the finish made no sense as BOTH GOT UP before ten, Lynn just pulled Credible down and the ref still counted ten. But BOTH WERE STANDING YOU DUMB FUCK ! Anyway. More catfight incoming with another porn actress-like costume, this time a schoolgirl. BTW, Tracy and her girls are called Bitchslap. Yeah. Classy. Well, Tracy isn't here anymore actually, so I guess that's why the schoolgirl, as this was kinda Tracy's gimmick. More useless comedy by 3 Live Krew, this time in the streets making fun of rednecks I guess. Kid Kash called Trinity and Goldilocks « working rats ». Yeah, Goldilock was back along Eric Watts who said « Eric from WCW » was gonna be there the following week. And Goldi said she doesn’t wear panties. Don’t ask. In his interview segment, Sting basically said that Ric Flair carried him in 1990. How long before « He’s not following the script, what are they gonna do, improvise ? » angles ? The only decent segment was Raven doing a super babyface run-in on Simon & Swinger who were beating on AMW only to get a beatdown himself from Douglas & the Disciples. With Brian Lee in the ring, I half-expected a Thriple Threat chant. Terrible, terrible show, the booking is killing everybody at this point, with a beatdown every twenty minutes. Raven vs Douglas is the only feud I look forward to even though Douglas looks pretty rough physically. 2003/07/16 Jerry Lynn vs Justin Credible.

Tequila on a pole for all those Mexicans and woman abuse for all. Yep.

I don't think you are. There was a lot of noise a few years ago in the french online gaming community after a long article by a feminist blog writer about sexism in that community. And she did talk about the fact that she would choose neutral or male usernames/characters just so she wouldn't be bothered or even harassed by sexist remarks (including some pretty hardcore stuff) and that it was pretty well known fact across the board, that women had to "hide" somewhat to prevent that kind of behaviour.

It was not. It was as good a Flair match you'd see in 1998. Plus Flair & Hart never gelled to the higest level, for obvious reasons (they have very different ideas of what a good match is). It was a very good match, only insane expectations make it disappointing. Flair was not a great worker by any stretch of the imagination in 98. Bret got the best out of him like he did with Luger later in the year (hell, Luger gave a much better effort all thing considered too).

How many actual French guys have there been though in US wrestling besides Andre. Most of the guys portraying French guys are from Quebec Yeah, that was part of my point. It's like a guy from New Zealand portraying a New Yorker. Eddie Carpentier was french (born in Poland, but still French) Andre was from Grenoble, in the French Alps. This always cracked me up as I guessed people in the Madison Square Garden must think this was some kind of wild and exotic place. Grenoble. The home of Miss Kittin & the Hacker : I'm not sure there were any true frenchmen before Lefort showed up. He's from Nice (pronounced Neece). The gimmick writes itself. God, there is so many french heel gimmick I can think of that would not be stupid stereotypes.

EXACTLY

Rick Rude vs Masa Chono, Halloween Havoc. These are the same two guys having a MOTYC at the G1 climax earlier in the same year.

Fiving ?

I actually liked Berlyn. Well, of course the name was stupid, but the whole Rammsteinish image was kinda cool. Although Alex Wright the euro-trash dance gimmick was much much better. Loved his music theme. Do I have to go into how xenophobic and completely idiotic La Resistance was ? Two CANADIAN playing French. Using the monicker from the Second World War from the people who were fighting against Nazis in an occupied country ? People who were on the same camp as the USA ? Stupidest gimmick ever this side of Iron Sheik as an Iraki sympathiser. Not to mention the xenophobic pettiness of it, just because France didn't go into that disastrous Iraki war, which was the only good thing Jacques Chirac did during his second presidential stint. And then, in NXT : Sylvester Lefort. A name straight out of the 50's Halles strongmen. Well, if that's your gimmick, kinda like the Vaudevillains, ok. But for fuck's sakes. Sylvester Lefort ? Do anyone has any idea what French people are in the WWE ? I mean, HHH's real name if Paul Levesque, he should know *something* about it, he's from french origin. (reminds me that hilarious FOX News reporting about the No-go zone in Paris two years ago. It had us living in Paris rolling with tears of laughters.)

That'll teach you to let Youtube on autoplay. And no, I'm never going to watch Batista vs Great Khali in a Punjabi Prison Match. Ever. Talking about pain... PPV 52 The bad is so terrible that it’s hard to focus on the good. Russo as a performer on TV is kinda like herpes. Disguised as Jeff Jarrett circa 95 in a long, awful segment ending with yet another brutal beatdown by Joe Legend "of WWE fame" (that cracks me up every time) on Jarrett. The crowd doesn’t give a fuck, and neither do I. And then, Russo-in-a-cage during the good but too short AJ Styles vs D-Lo Brown main event, a cage from which even I could have gotten out of. Russo in those wrestling tights is a pretty repulsive sight too. Anyway, the match itsef again showed how amazing Styles is in term of athleticism and inventing spots that are actually cool, like sliding under the metalic barricades outside. D-Lo’s execution is top notch too at this point, but this was very much an excellent short Nitro main event. Trinity is now back doing the man’s duties so she did a twisting moonsault on D-Lo. Russo trying to have sex with the cage where they put D-Lo in at the end was nightmarish. No wonder this guy has issues with women if he fucks that way. The opener was pretty good too, AMW vs Simon Diamond & Swinger in what was probably Swinger’s best match ever (false praise). I’d say they still overdo the nearfalls a bit at the end, but Diamond & Swinger are supposed to be tag team specialists with an experience edge, plus the escalation worked. AMW still go through spots too quickly at times. Slow down a bit people, especially you Storm. Shane Douglas vs Julio was decent, but Douglas should not do sprints where he has to run between spots, he really looks out of shape doing it. He should settle into an Ole Anderson pacing. Julio is very much spotty, but as a JTTS match pushing the veteran, it worked. Douglas is using the belly-to-belly finisher again, not a good idea, the Pittsburgh Plunge was so much better. Alexis again takes some hard bumps and a fireball in the face from James Mitchell, who cut a very good promo ealier on with Tenay, basically deriding Raven for being a rich kid whiner playing with the Darkside, while he’s the real deal. Quite articulate. Jerry Lynn vs Kid Kash, not too good, way too rushed and Kash didn’t bring much to the match except being dressed like Lynn circa 98, which the announcers didn’t even notice. It was also the second time in the show that idea was used, after Russo cosplaying in Jarrett circa 95. Shows the level of attention to details these guys have, which is about zero. The Abyss gets a hurricanrana from the top rope. Yep. This is your monster, being bumped like a bitch every week. He already has no monster aura left. Bad matches involving one HarrisS vs Shark Boy, a multi-man cluster X-div with a bunch of indy guys that have no idea how to work followed by Sabin vs Kazarian in another yawner. This X-division needs an anchor who knows how to fucking work, and Sabin in single hasn’t proved me that. More Sting interview, more Tracy & Veronika vs Lollipop teasing. And the debut of Don Callis and some guy looking like Paul Neu crashing the Sandman’s Hard Ten Cup ceremony. So, Callis is playing some corporate asshole like he was in ECW. I like the guy, but the Network stuff was pretty back then, and of course, Russo being clueless, it seems like he’s just redoing the same gimmick. We’ll see. Goldilock is gone. Hudson is in. He's good, but I'll miss Goldie. The two Mexican guys promised last week didn’t show up. Konnan, Killings & James which are 3 Live Krew did another parody, this time of a broadcast team, and they actually plugged WWE’s next PPV. Yes. In a deriding way, as Setphy vs Sable sounds awful indeed, but still. They plugged the PPV of the N°1 company, while they aren’t doing any money at all. Vince Russo. 2003/07/09 AMW vs Simon Diamond & Swinger 2003/07/09 AJ Styles vs D-Lo Brown

To me it's more about "these stupid people won't know the difference anyway" than anything else. The idea that hawaiian playing japanese would fly seems pretty racist to me. Iron Sheik playing an Iraki sympathiser was particulary hilarious though.

Black people really are lucky that white people in America didn't take this stance when it came to being Abolitionists Yep. It should be everyone's struggle. Human beings' struggle.

Why ? I, for one, as a huge Aja fan, never thought of her differently than, say, Vader, since he's the easiest comparison.

About this, I must say I was totally offended by someone who said during the GWE process that basically people voting for joshi workers did it because of creepy reasons. Well, yes, part of Takako Inoue or Cuty Suzuki's appeal and character was sex-appeal. It actually played into the way they worked too (either vulnerable babyfaces or heelish bitch). But I don't think Aja Kong (the highest woman in the Top 100 BTW), Bull Nakano, Dynamite Kansai, Shinobu Kandori or Kyoko Inoue get points for being hotties. Now, pro-wrestling is about selling a procuct. And sex sells. It's nothing new. And we're getting back to the "blowjob" babyface in US territorial wrestling and the fact they drew tons of female fans. What's the difference between Stan Lane and Trish Stratus ? Apart from the fact Lane fucked a thousand of his fans while Stratus probably didn't, I'm speaking strictly in term of promotional tactics. (and really, if Stratus had fuck a thousand male fans, I'd have no issue with that either, to be perfectly clear)

Not even close. Bad yes. But not even close to Russo at is worst.

SPOILER MOFO !!! (ok, I'm not actually mad, but still, spoilers are welcome. Plus, Sexy Star is just not a very good worker. Ivelisse winning it would be awesome though !) And yeah, LU is pretty much a live action comic and presented as such, they do the best work possible with intergender matches.

The name cracks me up.

Blowjob babyface is something that probably should be adressed, but maybe not in this thread.