sek69 Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Reposting since some of y'all forget the board doesn't like apostrophes in the thread title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek69 Posted September 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Toni Storm continues to be golden in this role, I need a skit where we meet her and Juice at home both in full character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek69 Posted September 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 It's still shocking to me that WWE hasn't backed the money truck into Brian Cage's driveway yet. A guy that jacked who can do impressive stuff is the stuff of Vince's dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek69 Posted September 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Swerve/Hangman sounds like a fun time. WrestleDream looking like another banger show for AEW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek69 Posted September 14, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Joe remains the scariest looking mf in the business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 7 hours ago, sek69 said: It's still shocking to me that WWE hasn't backed the money truck into Brian Cage's driveway yet. A guy that jacked who can do impressive stuff is the stuff of Vince's dreams. They are doing that for Jade already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Enthusiast Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Cage was signed many moons ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NintendoLogic Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Assuming Cage could pass a wellness test, the problem is that he's a total black hole of charisma. No reason for WWE to pay out the nose for someone whose realistic ceiling is silent muscle for someone like The Miz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KawadaSmile Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 Him being Miz' muscle could do for a fun three month program, but sustaining that is the hard part. He is very much a tag team guy. Could be a fun Chase U or Alpha Academy member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strobogo Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 I've actually enjoyed Cage's current run a fair bit. Glad he stuck with the LOD/Powers of Pain bootleg look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert S Posted September 14, 2023 Report Share Posted September 14, 2023 3 hours ago, NintendoLogic said: Assuming Cage could pass a wellness test, (...) LOOOOOOOOOOOL I doubt that his urine would even pass as being from a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alucard Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 I thought Cage was surprisingly effective as a resilient babyface during his time on top in Impact. Most recently, I thought his team with Big Bill was the best use of him in years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek69 Posted September 15, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 WWE has ways to make it so the obviously roided up guy they want to push doesn't fail a drug test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thread Killer Posted September 15, 2023 Report Share Posted September 15, 2023 I love all you guys, but in my opinion, you have all lost your minds on this issue. Brian Cage sucks and there are basic fundamentals he still can’t execute properly. That hilarious spot from a couple of months ago, where he couldn’t even take a dropkick properly and go over the top rope in the Battle Royal still makes me laugh to this day. He’s terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.S. Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 WWE completely and wholeheartedly rejected Brian Cage before. He admitted that they called him an average talent to his face. https://www.wrestlezone.com/news/1290907-brian-cage-wwe-once-told-me-lets-face-it-youre-average-at-best So, no, he's never going there. They don't want him. Why would they? For whatever reason, something's missing. He's never been able to put the pieces together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoo Enthusiast Posted September 16, 2023 Report Share Posted September 16, 2023 He’s also one of those guys who is like 5’10” and looks like a monster in AEW but wouldn’t look like anything special (aside from the muscle mass) in the land of the giants. Obviously there are many more smaller guys now but not that Cage would really be able to keep up with. Back when he was in PWG and he was “Mr Get My Shit In” he was pretty fun as a bodybuilder who can do flips and feats of strength but in the big picture he’s not built for being a top guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thread Killer Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 “Now that we know the crowd can count to 20, that means they can graduate from Penn State.” I love Nigel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoS Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 That was a very good match. Starks has come such a long way, really glad they are sticking with pushing him prominently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoS Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Miro tired and wanting nothing to do with his hot and flexible wife is a great bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thread Killer Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 3 minutes ago, MoS said: That was a very good match. Starks has come such a long way, really glad they are sticking with pushing him prominently Yeah that was a great match. I remember Dax saying on his podcast that people really sleep on what a great Tag Team wrestler Big Bill is…and he’s right. And I’m glad that Danielson picked up where Punk left off in helping build Ricky Starks up and giving him that final push into the main event scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thread Killer Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Proof that nobody watched Dark & Elevation, and that nobody watches ROH…The Workhorsemen come out to challenge FTR and the fans chant: “Who are you?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thread Killer Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Keith Lee has the opposite of charisma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thread Killer Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 It’s been like what…4 years? Give it up. Stop trying to make people care about The Dark Order. Although, “I googled Scissoring and you guys are doing it wrong” cracked me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoS Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, The Thread Killer said: Keith Lee has the opposite of charisma. Disagree, I think he is extremely charismatic, especially in the ring when he is feeling it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Thread Killer Posted September 17, 2023 Report Share Posted September 17, 2023 Just now, MoS said: Disagree, I think he is extremely charismatic, especially in the ring when he is feeling it I dunno man, I love him in the ring when he’s on, but this whole soft spoken, “Greetings and Salutations” deal just comes across as so…weak to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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