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Swagger tweeted about tonight being his last night. Young enough, talented enough to get a job in Japan? To me, an admittedly unknowledgable US-only fan, I hear people say that Prince Albert and Festus were awesome in Japan and revitalized their careers, etc. and I look at Swagger and say, if you compared Swagger's WWE work to what Albert did in WWE before he left, Swagger going to Japan should turn him into an absolute mega-star. Again, haven't seen a lick of Albert's work overseas, but in WWE, he was generally unwatchable to me, the kind of guy I turned the TV off to avoid. Swagger, on the other hand, has had moments (albeit brief and inconsistently) when he's been really good and fun to watch (initial ECW run, that one RAW match against Cena, tags with Cesaro, feud with Rusev). I won't talk Festus/Luke Gallows cuz I didn't watch much of his first WWE run, but still, Swagger could be a good get for Japan, right? Also, anyone theorizing that maybe there's some roster trading going on? Maybe a gentlemen's agreement between NJPW and WWE? Again, incredibly unknowledgable here, but just thought I'd pose the question as someone who really doesn't know (is NJPW even the organization in question?).

Don't know if there's a rule against it, but I'll plug my blog here. I review everything I watch on Network. If you go to August 2015, you'll find my database (I plan to update again and repost at the end of the summer with everything I've reviewed since). At that time, the best stuff I watched/rewatched, in terms of whole cards being generally entertaining (this might even include segments that are "so bad-they're great"), were: SuperBrawl II, Spring Stampede 94', Slamboree 94', Bash at the Beach 94', Fall Brawl 95', WrestleManias 17 and 19, Great American Bash 96'... To be sure, I'm not calling my list anything close to definitive as it only includes stuff I've reviewed on the site. For example, I'm a mega-mark for the 92' Rumble and SummerSlam 91', but I've seen them a dozen times each and I went into my blog-making with the goal of kinda watching stuff that I hadn't seen before (and that includes the big NXT/WWE shows from 2014 on, if you're curious about that stuff).

https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/723112349817663488 It's not on the shortlist of most shameless/despicable Hogan quotes or acts ever, but I do think it's worth noting that Hogan made the bolded statement apropos of absolutely nothing. Like, why even mention that? To show that you "knew her when"? When what? She dated your friend who, last I checked, has kind of been a scumbag recently? It just seems like a silly "add on." Like, is he going to tweet about Prince's death and make a note about a huge gate he drew in Minneapolis?

I guess, by default, I'd go with Stephanie...but I actually think they've both probably done more positive than negative. Without Dixie Carter, TNA doesn't exist, even in the sorry state it exists in now. The company needed a "money mark" to survive and, in Dixie, TNA has that. This led to more wrestlers being employed and, when the checks did come, getting paid. Having places to work and getting TV exposure are pretty important to pro-wrestlers, so, even if it is a shitshow of a company, TNA did (and, to a lesser degree, still does) provide that to a bunch of talent. Stephanie inherited her power, so I can't give her the same credit as Dixie. Also, as a key figure in the company's Creative department, she's probably had her hand in more bad storylines than good. Still, I don't necessarily think she's been any "worse for business" than Vince himself, who is still really the top guy in charge.

I don't mind my new avatar too bad. (Yeah, I had DDP at #27.)

Shane/Taker at WM should definitely be on the list. I gave that slap-in-the-face 0 stars on my review site. Others from my database that I would never want to watch again... Todd Champion vs. Super Invader (WrestleWar 92') Big Sky vs. Charlie Norris (Fall Brawl 93') The Equalizer vs. "Jungle" Jim Steele (SuperBrawl 4) Kevin Sullivan vs. Dave "Evad" Sullivan (Halloween Havoc 94') Kevin Sullivan vs. Mr. T (Starrcade 94') The Giant vs. Loch Ness (UnCensored 96') Shock master, Charlie Norris, and Ice Train vs. Harlem Heat and the Equalizer (Halloween Havoc 93') You can find most of these on the "Kill Me Now, God: Worst of WCW Midcard 92-96" DVD collection I just came up with. I purposely left off a bunch of matches from the BattleBowl/Lethal Lottery shows. There are some really awful bouts from those one-night tourneys.

I nominate Nidia. She really had nothing to contribute - almost no experience, no "born into the business" pedigree, not particular attractive or charismatic. In baseball, there are 5-tool players. In wrestling, Nidia would be considered a no-tool player. ...or maybe I'm wrong. I don't think I've ever seen one of her actual matches and I don't want to change that.

Anyone else's feed just cut off?

So...Rock just wears his wrestling trunks under his pants all the time?

This would've been a cool segment if Bray Wyatt had any sort of momentum coming into this show. It's no different than if Rock would've been interrupted by a returning The Boogeyman.

I would've been happier with Shaq, Mark Henry (being a Texan), or even Goldust as a nod to Dusty. No problem with Corbin, though, just thought it was kind of odd to have him win as the token NXT guy knowing that he would get face cheers for winning.

I didn't enjoy that battle royal very much, but I still liked it more than the Taker/Shane match.

Shane doing the "Super Dave" thumbs up just makes it worse. Somebody called the ladder match a Dud. What does that make that match? A Dud-Minus? You could triple the height of the jump. You can light the table on fire. You can surround it with tanks of sharks...But if the build to it sucks and there's no logical reason for it to happen, it's just a stunt. In Shane's rush to recreate Mick Foley's famous fall, he neglected to take it account any of the reasons why that particular spot is so legendary and awesome.

Very odd match order to me...what else do we have? Obviously the World Title match, but what else? Andre the Giant Royale and The Rock, right? Seems weird to sandwich the three matches that had the most buzz in the middle of the show without a "break" and then aend the show with a bathroom break (the battle royale), what will likely be an over-baked 15-minute promo leading to nothing, and a main event that has potential to be a trainwreck.

Definitely best match of the night so far, but it's not like there's much competition for that honor right now. I really like how there are people who wanted Sasha to win, people wanted Becky to win (like myself), and nobody that wanted Charlotte to win (because she's a heel). To me, that's kind of exactly the circumstances you want in a triple threat feud and that match was exactly the type of one you'd want to get. Banks has a legit gripe as to why she deserves another title shot, Charlotte can continue to claim to be the best (while the audience hates her because she and her father are cheaters), and while Lynch can be moved down the card for a minute, I think she's won over enough of the audience as a babyface that, when the time comes, she'll have her moment in the future.

Yeah, no idea why they cut to a commercial there, but it's not the first time they've done it during a pre-show match. I'm kinda curious what Lita's "big announcement" (she said she would make it during this hour). Any chance of a return to action? The Divas are up now and, man, with Paige, it is just so noticeable how little of a fuck she gave during their entrance. I'm not saying she should be happy to be there, but compare her to Natalya, who's actually "working the corner" and trying to get the crowd involved, and I just think Paige has gone beyond playing up her gimmick (goth snob? Generally unimpressed tough girl?) and Is now just an actual brat who let her initial success go to her head.

The fact that his mannerisms are a bit effeminate AND that he still kicks ass is one of things that captivated me about him and what I think captivated so many fans who had never seen him before. That debut blew up on Facebook and Twitter and it has more to do with the character work than him and Zayn slapping eachother for 2 minutes straight. Also, I have had multiple casual fans text me in the past 36 hours and none have asked me about Reigns or Ambrose or Kevin Owens - they're asking me about who this guy Nakamura is and why everyone's talking about him. I'm not saying that there's not a segment of the audience that is going to roll their eyes a bit (it seems like there are some even here), but the WWE doesn't need another "ass kicker" that goes 50/50 with the Dean Ambroses and the Kevin Owenses and the Randy Ortons - they need the "You've Never Seen Anything Like This Before" quality that Nakamura can bring.

Don't understand the criticism towards Bayley here. She's never been the smoothest worker. I feel like that's kind of one of the talking points when people call her the "Female John Cena." Her appeal is really character-based: Perseverance, hard work, amazing connection with crowd, really good at telling an emotional story in the ring and willing to try things outside of her comfort zone and feed into opponent's strengths. If you've only now discovered Bayley can be sloppy and has bad strikes, I don't know what to tell you but "Female John Cena." On a more important note regarding Bayley/Asuka, can anyone think of another straight-up wrestling match, not featuring a 20-foot cage or a bunch of ladders and chairs, that could've followed Zayn/Nakamura as well as Bayley/Asuka did? I hope that doesn't go unnoticed as it's a real testament to the strength of the characters/performers. Imagine Jericho/AJ in that spot (or worse - Kalisto/Ryback) and you can literally hear the crickets chirping after the initial pop for entrances. Bayley/Asuka was the opposite as Bayley might have had her quietest reception in ages, but, by the end, the crowd was into it as they had been for anything else on the show, including the stellar match that preceded it. Can't praise that aspect of their match enough. Aries is definitely better as a heel and I think everyone knows it. The problem is, he's undersized and he's got indie cred, so the NXT crowd is going to pop him for awhile (expect the same for Roode when he debuts). I expect they'll turn him as soon as the Corbin feud runs its course, which is wise. I'd keep things simple - Corbin wins the feud and advances to a title shot or to the main roster while Aries, now needing to prove himself, starts cutting corners and cheating to reassert himself. I'm not worried about Aries, but it's a crowded field right now and there needs to be some movement at the top to allow him to seem like a bigger deal.

I'm not sure whether it deserves to be in the discussion of best PPV/Network Specials Ever because I'm split on it. On one hand, its been a long, long time since a single "pay-per-view" had three matches that should and will probably make everyone's Best of WWE 2016 list come December. On the other hand, it benefitted from a running time of just 2 hours (which makes it unlike most other PPVs), from only featuring 5 matches, from not having to be "everything to everyone," etc. Easily the best Takeover show, though. I'll post my full review on my blog sometime today, but that was just as good a 2-hour show as I've ever seen. So much to love. Quick thoughts: - It's time for Revival to get called up and take the straps from New Day to bring some seriousness back to the main roster's tag division. If it doesn't happen Monday night, it's the wrong call. - That was my first time seeing Nakamura aside from highlight clips on YouTube. He lived up to the hype. That has to be one of the top 5 best debut matches I've ever seen. Goosebumps at the beginning, goosebumps at the end.

Not a team, but I love the name: The Alliance To End Hulkamania. It just sounded so official, like, you could imagine them getting together, electing a treasurer, having someone keep minutes, maybe even hosting a fundraiser...Honestly, the more I think about it, the more I think WCW dropped by the ball by not having hour-long episodes devoted to covering their meetings C-SPAN style.

Just read that Lucha Underground might get some sort of deal with Hulu. If that's the case, I think I'll be one step closer to cutting the cable cord. I already have Netflix, Amazon Prime, WWE Network, and HBO GO through my cable, but I think it'd be cheaper for me at this point to cut cable entirely, get Hulu and then see how much HBO NOW goes for.

Just saw this match for the first time. I really liked their match from a month or two earlier (Spring Stampede?), but I wasn't sure what I'd get with this - Savage is one of those guys that I'm a mark for, but will readily admit, his resume is far from infallible. I get the criticisms detailed above, but, man, I feel like this one works because it is just flat-out fun. Page sneak attacking Savage and going for the Diamond Cutter within the first 30 seconds? Savage destroying referees and a camera man? Dusty Rhodes commentary when they end up in the "VIP section"? Piledrivers galore, Macho attacking Page's injured ribs, all sorts of weapon shots and even an Outsider's Edge thrown in. When this match was over, I was ready to watch 10 more minutes of it. I wouldn't call it a masterpeice, but I have no problem calling it a 4-star match based on just how entertaining it was.

I'm with C.S - I'm not sure you can say "Oh, WCW wasted Liz" or "They ruined her gimmick" or anything when, by the time Macho got to WCW, his act wasn't exactly fresh, with or without Elizabeth. They did exactly what they could've done and should've done when they signed her, no more, no less. As beautiful as Elizabeth was, as tremendous as her chemistry with Macho was, it's not like she's a top 5 manager ever. I liked the way she turned on Savage in his feud with Flair in 95', but that was largely due to the tie-in with WM8, not because Elizabeth managing Flair was going to create some legendary promos. She was great arm candy, but she wasn't a "face version" of a Sensational Sherri, capable of getting herself or other talents over when not directly linked to Savage. I like Liz's role in the DDP/Savage feud, for another example, but that's probably because I really like that feud - not because I think Liz or Kimberly were particularly good in it.

Its not nerdy but I enjoy Austin's podcast for his discussion of craft beers and, on a recent episode, the Netflix show Making A Murderer. Like, as the "Bionic Redneck," you'd expect him to spend the opening of his podcast talking about football or NASCAR or hot chicks or something, but instead, he's more likely to share his thoughts on what IPA he's drinking and why Leonardi Dicaprio is a "bad ass" actor. Austin's awesomeness seemingly has no bounds - he really seems like a guy who you could bring to a big family wedding and, even if he wasn't a world famous personality, he would still be the guy everyone talked about like "Oh, did you meet that Steve guy? He was great."

^ Was gonna ask the same question. I know I could ostensibly look it up, but could anyone clarify which are available on a Roku or other device?