Johnny Sorrow

If I do a theme song game, I'm all in with Will. Real songs were so much cooler. I know they can't do it now, there have been a lot of great in house songs, but real songs felt and came off so much cooler.

Holy fuck, that Bucks vs War Machine match on the TV this week stunk so bad on so many levels. I actually did something I rarely do, turn off a wrestling show and go watch something else. Yuck, that match and the entire booking of it and the crowd fucking stinks. And it could have been done exactly the way they wanted to do it well, but they did it terribly. The base story of the match and the script was solid but it was just done so fucking awful.

What if Mr. T did back out from Mania 1 at the last minute as Dave mentioned almost happened in his Roddy piece he just wrote? Related, what if Cyndi Lauper didn't meet Albano on that plane and put him the video?

We'll go back and forth too, but yeah, when we started Parv was out on his feet. 😃

Good thing it's not like opening up a set of baseball cards and it's just a service that's putting out wrestling matches regularly. Although, someone tell Tharpe a subscription should come with a stick of gum that you could shank a motherfucker with.

Calm down, Susan. I said RAW this week was great and people seem to choose to not talk about the show when it's great. The numbers show that, and there's not even a thread yet about this week. You, my fine feathered friend respond by saying you'll praise a show when I say one stinks. When I mention the fact that seems to imply you won't give a RAW praise you say truthfully that you don't watch the show. And proceed to insult me again , by implying that I'm ignorant....yet I'm the one who watched RAW, which is the show I was clearly talking about. I put it to you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, wait ... No ladies here... that Goodhelmet is not only a hostile witness, who is refusing to acknowledge me joking with him, but is just back pedaling and going FOX News style on me. 😘 Oh, and NXT just announced Liger vs Breeze at the special with a groovy hype video for Liger. MIND BLOWN, seeing that on WWE TV.

Oh, backing down ....I see. 😴 😆 On a serious note, I just watched Bayley beat Charlotte on NXT, and there was a little girl at ringside dressed up like Bayley, who was crying with joy. Then Owens in an interview said he wants the match with Balor at the Special to be a ladder match because he doesn't trust Regal and thinks he might use a crooked ref, so he wants a match where Regal can't fuck him. NXT is just great.

So what your saying that you refuse to admit when a RAW is good? Hmmm. Interesting. 😃

Usually after a night on the town and some proper boring British sex.

I just watched HULU RAW and it was fucking great, and nobody is really talking about it. (I'm not singling out this place, but in general) And yet, when the show isn't great, people are falling all over each other to be the first to tell you about how stinky it is. And that seems to be for everything, certainly not just wrestling, but every form of entertainment. Humans are fucking weird. 😃 Anyway, I hadn't really let Piper's death settle into my brain yet, until I saw the tribute on RAW, and the floodgates opened.

The Austin interview with Paige is fucking awesome. It's a conversation between two wrestlers.

I've always hated the term "scientific wrestler." Do they spend their spare time in labs doing research? Why don't they wear lab coats to the ring?

It'd be like Goodfellas when they killed Billy Batts. Fuji is Tommy, Harley is Jimmy, and Bob is Henry.

Holy shit, that's awesome. Now I'm doing Ed Wynn calling someone a pollack.

I totally fucked up Name That Card. 😂 At least it's funny. 😄

Parv's obviously fucked up. Drowning his sorrows over missing his booking on BRAINBUSTER earlier, I'd wager.

Suck a dick, no homoDipset, remix. Let's go. Did you have a stroke?

Dana is also a guys name, Parv. Dana Gould is one of the funniest comics around, Dana Andrews was a classic movie actor, Dana Carvey for fucks sake😃

http://placetobenation.com/brainbuster-the-pro-wrestling-quiz-show-episode-6/ It's Brainbuster Six:Or Johnny's An Idiot and Parv's Sleeping ! Join Johnny Sorrow, Producer Matt Denton, Danny, and returning champ Kelly as we dive head first into a clusterf*ck of a show. Parv was going to be on but he fell asleep, I've been so swamped at work I missed some mistakes in the writing, and basically The spirit of Roddy Piper was present, but amid the chaos comes the healing power of laughter, and we had a fun time. Check it out! (PWO/ PTBN Link coming)

Well, he didn't know he was making a porn tape. 😆

Martel threw a match against Tony ?

Abdullah vs Ivan Putski ruled, if only for Paul Boesch calling Ivan "The Powerful Pollack, the Popular Pollack, and then just "the pollack". 😂

I love Moon Mulligan .