Johnny Sorrow

I skipped all the SD posts, but I just started watching RAW. I far prefer the idea that the GMs negotiate the trades to when they did the Its Random! gimmick.

If youre going to do Benoit jokes, they better be funny. There is nothing that cannot be joked about, but that sounds awful.

It is when youre rich. 😀

I want a Cena vs Miz fued based on this.

Especially when thats the bit theyve rehearsed.

And to that point, I dont get mad about wrestling promoters working money marks on any level. Shit,Vince worked Orange 45 into getting his wife off his back. Be it this or a local Indy anywhere paid for by the shitty announcer, it is what it is. But again, does anyone care about this show? So far the promotion for it on TV is kind of muted.

Simmons was too small for the NFL.

I honestly feel that no one is allowed to comment on Austin vs Hart at Mania 13 until theyve listened to them break down the match on the Edge and Christian podcast, as brought up earlier. If youre going to break down one of the most important matches ever, you need the perspective of the performers who did it.

Somewhere in England, Parv is feeling a disturbance in the Force.

Thats hilarious. 😀

I dont know, at Ring of Homicide, Pearce called out Cide to represent ROH during the CZW fued and I was thinking why is this guy doing that? He came off as a lame white guy in an old fashioned white guy singlet who just got there, telling a bad ass and cool guy who had been there since the beginning what to do. 👎

What?! Two giant, sweaty, fat, smelly dudes? At a Ring of Honor show? Well now I know you're lying. That hardly seems possible. Next thing you'll be claiming they had neckbeards or something. The best part was Rev Ray and I think Pete from DVDVR were sitting behind me laughing at my situation. It was like being squashed between Earthquake and Typhoon if they hadnt used deodorant ever.

Wow. You really stink at this. You are feeling the pressure that everyone knows youre either a phony or a mental patient, and youre being ignored, and this has led you to to try and get a response by shitting on Austin vs Bret. I do appreciate you mentioning Han, I admire the consistency.

The Nicholas thing was fun and popped the crowd in the death slot, and it was resolved in a fun way the next night. What I took from it was Braun is now a full fledged baby face who loves kids and calls Angle ,Sir. It seemed like a swift character change.

I've wondered about this too. Either she's actually good at her job OR her job is of such low importance and influence that it doesn't matter either way. As low level as it is, I kinda think it is her being good at her job. I have no idea if that is the case, but it isnt out of the realm of possibility. And I want it to be true because it is hilarious, and at this rate she might end up the last one standing. 😀

I've wondered about this too. Either she's actually good at her job OR her job is of such low importance and influence that it doesn't matter either way. As low level as it is, I kinda think it is her being good at her job. I have no idea if that is the case, but it isnt out of the realm of possibility. And I want it to be true because it is hilarious, and at this rate she might end up the last one standing. 😀

I honestly think that the only political thing Vince cares about is which party lowers taxes on rich people. And thats why its the Republicans. If he is as out of touch with everything in the real world as we have heard, and obsessed with nothing but WWE and now the XFL, why jump to the idea he actually has any idea whats going on? 😀 Vince paid for two failed campaigns for Linda and got her a cabinet appointment because he owed it to her for a lifetime of bullshit. And Orange 45 was the mark he worked. And given that Linda is actually a smart, shrewd business woman, is that why shes like the only appointment that hasnt had to quit? Is it possible shes actually good at her job in DC? 😀

Oh man, you got to see that live? Who cares how many "stars" that match got, that must have an been incredible, once in a lifetime experience Yeah, it was awesome. The only shitty part was that they zip tied the seats together, and I was sitting between two giant, sweaty, fat, smelly dudes. I was squished between them. 😀

I was in the crowd for Joe vs Kobashi, and it was off the charts great as a live experience. I dont know if it comes off as amazing on DVD or whatever.

Haha, you read my mind. Ill watch this. Ill probably enjoy the show. I dont really care about it, though. And the no women thing really pisses me off. I mean, I get it that a Wrestling promoter is not going to turn down an opportunity to make money and spread his company around the world. That is something any wrestling promoter alive or dead would do. But personally, the Women thing turns me off to this show, and it sticks out like a sore thumb amongst what has been actual progression and success with how they present Womens wrestling. And they really arent pushing the Saudi show that hard on the TV at this point. That might be part of the reason for that. An all Women special show needs to happen. At least.

The way it was implied here was that Andre was ribbing Hogan, Hogan didnt want to ask Andre about doing the job and when he went to Vince, Vince played along with the rib to fuck with Hogan. Then it gets into Hogan and his notepad stuff.

I have no problem with Mauros enthusiasm and hes a huge actual fan of the art. Its just those forced references and lines that kill me.

That was outstanding. Documentaries are movies first and foremost, and that was amazingly well done. They clearly were not professing any agenda beyond here is this man who was mythological, but a man.

You know hip-hop is a well past 40 years old culture and everyone listens to it, right ? Sure, as do I. But when its that voice going on about "This is hotter than the beef that went down at HOT 97 last week!", it sounds like the lame Dad trying to be hip.

And Im sorry, hearing a middle aged white guy drop references to hip hop musicians and youth culture sounds awful.😀