Johnny Sorrow

Is every bald guy purple on the sides like a TNG Alien ,or is it my device?

Wow, I just remembered I was at Mark Henrys first match at Mind Games.

Watching late has given me the blessing of skipping Kid Rock and Warriors wife. That JJ kid is amazing, though. Hes just wonderful.

Are we all married to Ivory now?

Hahaha, Ivorys speech is bonkers. 😀 I love rambling, crazy pro wrestlers going on forever. Remember when the gave them a countdown clock and it sucked?

Hillbilly Jims speech was the greatest thing Ive seen in years.

what od you mean He blew the gimmick. (That's a deep cut joke for about three people.)

Thats how you do a go home show. Wow.

The ROH Champ is a babyface flamboyantly gay character with two twinkie subs, who's a hero the crowd loves. Sinclair isn't paying attention.

Anarchist, or anarchistixxx? Or whatever that dummy called himself. I think this needs a deep investigation by a crusading wrestling journalist.

Unless its a clear heel turn with major Flair style cheating.

Right, but being associated with these scumbags doesnt do them any favors, either.

Moolah wasnt the only person who grabbed control of their tiny piece of a shitty business to control a troupe. Lord Littlebrooke ran the midget racket with a tiny iron fist.

There really isnt any need to investigate this. Whats the point?

Thats fucking great.

It is. For most of my life it was called Lou Gherig's Disease. Like you said, ALS as a term is relatively "new".

In more," What the fuck is happening in this country?" news, apparently Bill DeMott is looking into running for public office.

I want Shane to turn. Everything about him screams HEEL! His stupid tight jeans, sneakers meant for children, giant buff mid life crisis Dad bod complete with tight shirt... yuck. I can get behind that if he was a full on McMahon Villian but as a good guy its fucking awful.

Shodate, whats your stance on doing the gentlemanly thing to do when youre on a date that isnt working out?

Where do you shop? 😀

😀 I recall that in Memphis Lance Russell would say, Thats obviously Phil Hickerson. but in Texas they just went with it.

Scott Hudson is Gordon Solie compared to Jay Saldi.

Ok, people like to talk about who the worst commentator of all time is. I know. And if any of you are watching 1982 World Class, you know as well. Jay Saldi is clearly the worst of all time. Hes a big dumb Pro Football player who cant talk, and hes ALSO an Apter mag fan. Hes like if Matt Striker ate paint chips as a toddler and also suffered brief crib death while getting hit in the head with a waffle iron.

what by-product?From what I can gather, it has something to do with pissing in instant coffee.

I dont fucking get how any wrestling fan wants this to fail on any level. Even if you weirdly want people who are doing nothing but succeeding taken down a peg for no sane reason.