El-P

Yeah. So disappointed. I expected a bunch of really crazy stupid stuff that would be so bad it would be good. This was just nothing.

Ok. Alexa did not do a blackface at all. Don't start.

WAIT. THAT'S IT ? Talk about a disappointment. I expected nothing and I'm still being letdown. Alexa Bliss was the best part of this boring, nothing happening shit. Hey, WWE fans, you're gonna get more of this storyline development. Aren't you glad ?

Now that's some real stupidity. So that's Sister Abigail ? She's bleeding black blood from the brain. Cool.

I wanted stupid stupidity, not a boring Randy Orton match.

Why are they wrestling ? I want magic tricks.

That box is way to big. There will be some special effect fuckery involved. The saddest thing is that Bray probably thing this stuff is so creepy and creative.

We need Lawler announcing this match, really.

CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It needs Victor Quinonez cutting a promo about "The monster world!"

A fucking RECAP AFTER THE ENTRANCE. WHY ? WHYYYYYYYY? Seriously, why ? The entrance took forever already despite Orton's complete lack of everything.

Let the idiocy begin.

All these unmasked douchebags. I think I saw some of them at the Capital Hill. Das Racist is back. Ok now it's really a rib.

A bunch of old-ass blabbing nonsense ain't exactly hyping me for anything. Give me Orton vs Fiend NOW so I can go to sleep with the satisfaction of having seen a really stupid match.

Misawa, Kawada, Kobashi. Pretty elite company indeed.

Wow, Lawler really looks like an old man with pathetically colored hair now. What's the point of this pre-show anyway ? There's not even a match on there.

Between the NJPW stuff and the first year of AEW, this guy has added quite some heavy artillery to his case. Interestingly enough, he had already progressed from 2006 to 2016 so it's not like he got that much backlash either. He's one I'll have fun revisiting some of his WWE stuff I haven't seen in a while (or at all).

I actually wrote about it a long, long time ago. I loved Hokuto vs Kyoko, which was a MOTYC to me and hated that particular Toyota vs Yamada match, which I thought was a complete debacle. A rare instance of two workers who had a classic match the same year a few months later (the hair match) but totally laid an egg there. Again, Toyota was never a favorite of mine. There's plenty great joshi workers from any era I'd rather watch. But I still consider her a great worker. As far as Yoshida being better than Toyota, of course she was.

She was in 2006 and I take full credit for that one.

Hopefully more than this. Plus Yoshida plus plus plus...

Yep. 14 made it in 2006 (Hokuto highest at 15). In 2016, only Hokuto, Bull, Aja & Manami made it back. Aja was the highest at 49 (!) and Hokuto was second at 52. Yep....

He's one of the current NJPW guys I will have the pleasure to get deeper into. I can't wait to see where he stands alongside Naito & Okada.

She was one of the only 4 women who made it last time. She'll probably do fine. She will get people supporting her case.

3 hours really. The first half hour was waiting for the rain to stop.

16/17 Naito was some of the best pro-wrestling I've seen. I need to see what came before.