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  1. Of course it is. It doesn't sound trashy at all, because her character is not trashy unlike the BPs (which is why the BPs did not work very well as babyfaces).
  2. It sounds even closer in French (bordel), but there's no link whatsoever and to make any kind of analogy between the two is mind-blowing. It's like saying you can't call anyone Dick because... you know... dicks. The idea of the name Scarlett Bordeaux evoking anything other that red vine is so stupid. I mean. Scarlet... Bordeaux.... FOR FUCK'S SAKE. Oh anyway.
  3. Yeah, sorry but I've seen no trace whatsoever anywhere that could link that name to a brothel. This just seems like usual WWE random fucking with your gimmick. Hey, good for her, when she leaves eventually she'll be able tu use Bordeaux again. My city ain't no whoreshouse !!! I have every confidence in the world in WWE to NOT understand what her character is. Scarlett can be the slutty bitch heel a-la Beautiful People (way more classy though) but she really shines in the Maryline Monroe-like character, meaning she's actually super good in working comedy while still coming off bad-ass. So yeah, no chance in hell they won't fuck that up.
  4. Care to elaborate ? Is there something specific about that name that evoques a brothel ? Or is it just like Angelina Love (or Alexa Bliss BTW), which totally sounds like a random pornstar/hooker name ? Because from where I stand, it evoques red wine more than anything else.
  5. So I watched it on Youtube. Well, I don't like it for the simple reason that it makes sure there will be nothing, ever again, organic about Scarlett's entrance. She has a great personality, it's her strongest point, and now she's already been turned into a complete animatronic entrance. The lip-sync in itself is not the issue, really, Taiichi made an art of trolling out of it, but it's just overproduced. Well, it's WWE. Doesn't give me the itch to follow them in NXT (and they were favourites of mine), really, but then again, I would probably quit after two minutes of Mauro... More power to them if they are successful...
  6. Crazy to think Mox was barely a year ago. Meanwhile, the Reviv the Revolt was on and they basically said they'd like to work a bit of everywhere, IMPACT (the North), ROH (Briscoes), NJPW (GOD, FinJuice) and AEW (Young Bucks). That sounds pretty damn cool to me. Not surprisingly at all, their main influences for tag team wrestling is the MX (Dennis & Bobby) & Arn & Tully . Interestingly, Dax/Dash favourite wrestler and most influencial to him is Bret Hart. They really sound like this new generation of guys whose dream in not "WWE" but actually "professional wrestling" as a performance art, which is why they wanted out because they had no interest in getting money to do jack shit. Can't wait to see these guys pop up here and there.
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    AEW Dynamite - May 6 2020

    You know what, call me a mark, call me a fanboy, call me a stan, I don't care there's so much to love about that show I probably forgot half of it because every sequence was better than what preceded it. But yeah, love the fact they are having Shawn Spears (who's got a great personality as showed by his shit at ringside and the one time he did commentary on Dark) be a dick and trolling Cody about his brother. I'd love a dramatic heel turn for Dustin, the guy can pull off anything. I love the little tease of Darby & Taz getting into some sort of relationship/angle. I love how Brandy is such a bad-ass promo and how she did not sell (well, she did, but didn't) the fucking snake in her face and between her tighs (now I sound like Type O Negative). I love that Britt is my favourite female character this side of Madison Rayne and how that whole shoe running gag actually ended up meaning something. A match would not be great, but angles and promos from those two, can't wait. I love salty JR at times "Awww, where's Kenny, where's the Kenny Omega that faced Okada... Well Kenny's here and he's doing fine.". And I loved, really loved the hell of that main event. Matt Hardy on ice ! I was so hoping he would come out of it transformed again and HE DID ! The Sammy bump off the cart was insane. Omega's moonsault was some crazy on the spot shit. This match was MOTYC, I don't care, the whole thing just killed me. Easily the best show since the pandemic started and this is why I have nothing but trust in AEW. Also, they can run Daily's Place as long as they want, and this place is gonna be iconic in a few years if nothing bad happens. Yeah, loved this whole thing. (and yeah, I chuckled at the Corona advertisements all over the walls of Daily's Place)
  8. Wow, I had no idea l'Elysee Montmartre was owned by Delaporte. I knew it was the place where old pro-wrestling took place though. It became a super famous concert place later on, which burned down in the early 2010's. It reopened a few years ago. Some really good memories here. It still is. The most famous one. Although it became pretty gentrified in the 00's. The idea of bumping into young Andre doing bodyguard work for the Pigalle hookers kinda blows my mind. I really need to read this book.
  9. And their you go. Scarlett Bordeaux had a unique flair to it, it was an awesome name (and yes, the fact I basically come from Bordeaux made it even better to me, if only for the way everyone tried to pronounce it). Well at least that way she can use it back when she leaves/gets fired eventually. Stupid people. Hey, good for them if they get main event money. Then when Vince decide this killer looking guy with odd tatoos can't be with the hot girl, good luck...
  10. Agreed. Once you get past of the point of realizing that you don't actually *miss* something (or someone, mind you) and that you're caught into new routines and stuff, that thing (or person) is fucked.
  11. How ironic. After years and years of bashing the "idiotic fans and their idiotic chants" and other "bad crowds cheering for their indy darlings"... I agree some shows have been pretty rough and there's a sense of emptiness. AEW with only a bunch of guys on the stands making noise has been quite watchable though.
  12. So what ? It was still a whole lot of nothing from a totally anecdotical figure in pro-wrestling history. Half of it was totally uninteresting : he did coke, was paranoid, fucked hookers. So compelling.
  13. Well, if anything else, Bischoff answer to the Bubba vs Kong incident being "Go Kong. I hope she drew blood." won a big point with me.
  14. Well, that line was certainly the highlight of the show because otherwise, what a complete waste of time. Worst episode by a wide, wide margin. Mostly because there's no story to tell, really. A cokehead money mark promoted a failed godawful promotion for a short while and died because he was a cokehead. But this episode made a nothing story into something actively annoying by trying to paint Herb Abrams as some sort of "competition" to the WWF. The worst of all was Foley saying UWF in 1990 had more star power than WWF and then calling Herb Abrams a legend at the end (also, having him talk about Snuka as his idol a few weeks after the Snuka episode was not the best idea I thought). And after they got done with the actual UWF stories, it was basically 20 minutes of talking about how he loved coke and hookers and how coke is bad for you. How riveting... That's why you need a strong and intriguing topic for this show to work. Herb Abrams is barely a footnote and was only good for a few anecdotes on shoot interviews in the 00's. The one thing I thought was funny though, is the promo about "making pro-wrestling like it used to be". Yep. Always the same kind of bullshit, in any era.
  15. Thanks for the reference, but I've long gave up on every Conrad podcast, even Arn's. EDIt : oh, whatever, TNA is so not talked about, I'm gonna give those a chance.
  16. Yeah, it's sad to see him shaking with Parkinson, but Dean is funny as fuck. Very dry humour, but that's the best kind.
  17. He's getting eviscerated on Twitter, at least. Well deserved too. Fuck, I'm so mad and feel so sad right now.
  18. Well, right now I would like to slap the fuck out of Jacques Audiard for crapping on my beloved Bureau des Légendes TV show and ending it the worst imaginable way possible. Kinda like after Gedo booking the whole thing, Vince Russo shows up and throws all out the window with a shitty finale that doesn't make one lick of sense in the context of the series. So yeah, you can get mad as fuck because of fiction.
  19. Oh yeah. I remember enjoying him in NOAH in the 00's but not feeling the whole British Invasion stuff where he didn't shine. But his whole solo X-division stint was terrific. Someone should pick up his rolling german suplex thingy, it's one of the most beautiful finisher ever.
  20. Bound for Glory 2010 is like the story of TNA. At the same time, ahead of its time with the opening match of Motor City MachineGuns vs GenMe (Young Bucks), which is a great match even by today's standards. Really crazy to think the Young Bucks were already that good ten years ago (no, really), as they looked like kids back then. Crazy also to think they were in the same promotion as Hogan, Angle, Flair, AJ Styles, Samoa Joe and plenty others. How could TNA fuck this up ? Well, like I said, story of TNA. Some actually really good things, like the Lethal Lockdown match between Fortune and EV2 (with the babyfaces winning mind you, which really was a shock to me). Some god-awful stuff too like the team of Orlando Jordan & Eric Young, one of the most FF inducing stuff I've ever seen. Eric Young has to be one of the most consistently awful character in pro-wrestling. Thus far his "best" role was the idiot in Team Canada years before. Some cool stuff like Mickie James showing up, Doug Williams having a really good match with uncharismatic as fuck Jay Lethal (it's striking how much when this guy is not doing Savage cosplay or Flair impersonation, he displays zilch in term of personality), yet another strong promo/angle involving Team 3D. And of course the main event of Angle vs Jeff Hardy vs Mr. Anderson (which honestly has surprised me positively both in promos and in-ring work after a shaky debut). Which was excellent. And so, bam. LOLTNA in action. Russo in all his glory. Match stops, bunch of run-ins, SWERVE BRO and yet another kinda nWo reunion sorta. I died laughing. It's insane how much potential, ideas and talent TNA had and how badly they fucked it up. They were ahead of the curve stylistically with AJ, Joe and the bunch, they were not afraid of still doing blood & guts, they had a few actual name value guys, they had great vets, they had a strong TV station. They had everything to be what AEW has been in the last few months. And yet they always were TNA.
  21. Can't wait for the point when this Roman things gets turned into an angle and people will argue it was the plan all along like with Bryan's push to the top. That people running this company are petty assholes is nothing new though.
  22. It's actually overrated as fuck-all. Not very good of you ask me. The first seasons are booked by Vince Russo. Lots of titties, women abused and treated like objects, mindless violence for shock value and *swerves* bro. Because people will never expect *that*. Gets marginally better for a while then the last season is akin to modern WWE in term of not giving a fuck. Gotta feel for all those girlies named Danae and shit by stupid parents, when they got to the last episode they be like... well, fuck me.
  23. I also believe the stabbing and shooting stories have been vastly overstated over the years by a generation of professional bullshiters. Not that it never occurred, but I would guess, like anything else, stuff like this happening a bunch of times became like "we worked 90 minutes matches in front of sell-out crowds every day and twice on Sunday".
  24. That's actually a pretty good counter-argument. I highly doubt these people think movies are real... but they still harass those actors and actresses. I'd argue old-school rasslin' worked on the same level rather than "oh, back then people thought it was real".
  25. I'd watch a Candido/Tammy episode if only to remind people how great of a pro-wrestler Candido was. I guess Chyna could be an interesting case too. Zumhoff I'd have trouble watching honestly. A much more interesting episode to me would be Jerry Lawler's rape case. And Ashley Massaro. Of course, WWE going to Saudi Arabia to get money from a criminal regime should be the most serious one.
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