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First name that came to my mind when I saw the title of the thread was Sting. He's the stupidest baby face ever.

What I get from this thread is : watching wrestling these days is a whole lotta work. That's the downloading era I guess.

I remember Eddie Carpentier putting him over as a really good wrestler on commentary, despite Rose used as a JTTS (or even jobber) then. Of course I didn't get why back then.

Ouch ! It's pretty bad then.

The mere fact that you have to hammer people over the head that you're "trending" (whatever that is supposed to mean, I mean, what is more useless than fucking Twitter?) means you're not.

Last time Duran Duran was relevant was... Wait they never were.

Can you elaborate on Rey becoming a headache and a prima donna ? Are there any specific reasons, or is it just a global attitude he developped in the later years ? I wasn't aware of that.

And wait until the ratings drop a bit. HHH : "You see, Mark Henry doesn't work." Or something to that effect.

They way it's used in France would drive you crazy then. We have an expression made out of the English verb "to lose" which is "La lose", which we use to describe something that fails big time, or is totally pathetic. And of course, most French people write it "loose" instead of "lose".

I bet he has friends who did it.

So, the Rock drawing wrestling fans to movie theatres should count for something. This pro-wrestling = MMA stuff is so stupid.

I have no idea what the consensus was in 96 about Bret vs Shawn. Bret vs Perfect wasn't a pure face vs face match, as the story of the match is Perfect getting frustrated and heeling it up.

Using SKeith as a reference is a huge no-no. The match is *good* at best to me, which for a "Bret passing the torch to Michaels at WM" match, should be considered a failure.

On work *only* the Rock'n Roll are Hof. On influence *only* that are Hof. And they drew. This is just ridiculous. Meanwhile, they're talking about Edge being a deserving candidate.

Well what are the reasons why the best tag team in US wrestling history, one that drew money to boot, aren't in ?

Hum... what ? Seriously, the R&R Express aren't in already ? What a complete joke this entire thing is.

There's also the fact that old guys knew how to work the ropes. They knew how to tease eliminations, get wrapped up in the ropes, lose balance, work quasi-comedy spots. By the late 90's it was beginning to be a lost art. New guys just sucked at working the Rumble, and everything became overscripted.

If there's one thing that I think sums up Russo's fundamental incompetence, it's that he made the Royal Rumble suck. The Rumble is pretty much the most idiot-proof gimmick imaginable. Booking one is like Mr. Burns telling Darryl Strawberry to hit a home run. It isn't always great, but you have to go out of your way to make it actively shitty. Yet Russo managed to do it. Royal Rumble 1999 is what killed the WWF fan in me. I was raised on WWF. I discovered westling with WWF in the late 80's. The Royal Rumble was always the most exciting event of my mark days. Russo killed it. After Royal Rumble 1999, I was done with being a WWF fan, for ever. I remember it like it was yesterday. All of a sudden, that was it, I was done with something I followed religiously for 10 years. Sad day.

Word.

That joke never gets old with me.

Us probably. It's hard to feel any sympathy for this guy at this point.

There, I remember his name : WADA KYOHEI !!!!

Great referees : Tommy Ran Daichi Murayama Go Ito Nick Patrick Shitty referees : every ECW referee ever Also, I can't stand Earl Ebner. Can't stand his "epic two counts". Way overrated because he was the token big match referee in WWF for years.

I just watched it. It was godawful. Sunny looks good though.

Hasn't Kevin Nash done the exact same thing with Carl Oulette last year to promote some indy match, bringing up some shoot confrontation they had in WWF in 95 ? Dave reported on WOL that it was just horrible, basically Nash beating up Ricky, then the two of them cutting promos, Ricky going to shake Nash's hand only to have Nash powerbomb him and leave, Ricky winning by countout. All of this booked by Nash. TNA needs to get him back and give him a writing job, he'd be right at home.