Matt D

I may or may not be trying to find something for us to watch on netflix as this runs.

Wait, has Pitbull played yet?

IMMORTAN H!

No Stephanie as Zuul though. Maybe Samoa Joe can come out with him carrying a sax case with a tommy gun in it. If he came out with Joe and the Revival, it'd literally be the best thing. It'd also make him an instant face to the crowd (not that he won't be).

Isn't Crossfit supposed to make someone LESS prone to injuries?

Oh god, the Rollins match. We were doing so well.

I hope Jake the Snake is waiting for them behind the curtain.

I think I can safely say that our sanity level is way higher than last year at this time.

I'll say this, I haven't wildly refreshed "Thehill.com" once in the last few hours, so WWE has that in the win column for tonight.

I've set my expectations up so that I will be disappointed by anything other than Cena turning on Nikka and joining with Miz. I don't think I can win this one.

And my feed is back. I have still never seen a Karl Anderson match. I meant to this time though!

Ok, my feed crashed. I guess I'm not watching my first Karl Anderson match.

Crap, now I have to watch my first Karl Anderson match ever. I'm caught up.

I marked out huge for Charlotte slamming Bayley's knee into the exposed corner buckle.

I'm just starting the women's match and I reiterate whoever said that the wind is amazing.

Going to have to play catch up on this one.

I did like the finish to the Jericho/Owens match, for what it's worth.

They obviously have to save the grudge feel for HHH/Rollins.

Just. a. match. Some fun spots to make it more than TV, but there is nothing that makes this violent, special or the culmination of any kind of prolonged feud. Too much brains, not enough heart. Not enough brains either actually.

Jericho's tights makes me want to see Caristico vs Kevin Owens.

KawadaSmile has spoken. I'm not going to argue with him.

I just want to point out, re: my previous comment that Shane can hit a SSP and Jericho cannot.

I kind of wish it was a Pete Gas alert instead.

That's not saying too much. I could probably be convinced by people on this board that Kelly Kelly was a more effective mat-worker than Angle.

Shane's punches ARE better, but I still kind of wish they came with the Punch Out! sound effects.