Matt D

KawadaSmile has spoken. I'm not going to argue with him.

I just want to point out, re: my previous comment that Shane can hit a SSP and Jericho cannot.

I kind of wish it was a Pete Gas alert instead.

That's not saying too much. I could probably be convinced by people on this board that Kelly Kelly was a more effective mat-worker than Angle.

Shane's punches ARE better, but I still kind of wish they came with the Punch Out! sound effects.

I kind of want to see what AJ could do with Stephen Amell.

Just in case anyone wasn't keeping score: AJ Styles (playing Tully) had to go to the cheapshot first because Shane was outwrestling him to a huge degree. Then, of course, Shane fought back and immediately outpunched him.

You say that now. Wait until it makes Shane misjudge his jump and end up in Bermuda somewhere.

Is current Shane better or worse than current Jericho? I honestly have no idea. The difference between Shane and Jericho is that Shane can actually pull off the crazy stunts that he thinks he can do.

I wish we were in a world where the Ultimate Warrior could run down that ramp.

I hate to be ageist but I wish Bischoff had passed down his hair color secrets to Shane.

I hope you have the coins for Charon, my friend.

And now we relax and wait for Hunter's ridiculously wonderful entrance. I hope he has a spaceship this year.

Jim said recently how everyone always talks to him about the midget match. No one's going to talk to Ambrose about this one in five days let alone thirty years.

Cheers, Jerome. Also, apparently a whole bunch of mid-south is not "Everything we need."

I'm skipping this one to make dinner. We're having marinated orange pork loin with rice. "make dinner" means that I marinated it last night and popped it in the oven. This is about my speed.

Grumpy Matt is grumpy.I just wanted Chris Chavis tomahawk chopping Tyler Breeze. Is that too much to ask for? Also, did they ever pay off the Emma debut? She was the best part of the pre-show last year.

There's no difference between the pre show and the main show. This is an interminable purgatory any way you shake it.

Also the end of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them was better than the end of that Battle Royal. We're watching that now too. It had a better surprise too. How did they run that thing without even using Tatanka?

Definitely want a WWE Story Time featuring her Maybe she can be the one to beat Asuka?

If anyone was wondering, the ending of the battle royal I saw last night where Ted Muthafucking Dibiase came out bandaged to fight the Freebirds and help Chavo win Ring #2 so he could face One Man Gang was way better than this.

I want to see Booker and Lawler fight over the crown.

Well that's pure WWE. Leave Braun, Sami, and Harper to die so they can give a football player a moment.

I'm hoping they go with Harper. We'll see.

Poor Big Show. He could have had a huge match media-wise with Shaq this year.