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[1996-01-29-WWF-Raw] Billionaire Ted Skit


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This is the press conference. There are some real gems here.

 

"Is it true that you provide double the programming of the WWF, but you purposely undercut your advertising rates?"

 

"Since you own television networks, couldn't you include your rasslin' show on another night? Don't you think fans would have preferred that?"

 

And Huckster: "It's in my contract with Billionaire Ted that I never lose"

 

Of course, WCW responded to that by having Hogan do a bunch of jobs for a few weeks on Nitro.

 

This one was the best one so far, but the audacity of some of this stuff is still amazing.

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An unbearably smug Dok Hendrix laughs off a legal notice from Turner Broadcasting, and promises more. Billionaire Ted clarifies that he is not a hillbilly who wears cheap suits. The Huckster reveals his contract clause that he never loses--whoops, except Hogan had already done a job to Flair earlier that night. "Jane, where's my lithium?" Oh, Lord.

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While I am with Loss that many of the lines were indeed spot on, this is just petty, whiny bullshit.

On top of that, it's petty, whiny bullshit about the same thing the WWF was known for.  If WCW has gone on air bitching about how WWF was doing stuff that wasn't good for family TV in 1999/2000, it would pretty much be the same thing.

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