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I quite like this idea for a thread and don't want to see it sink.

 

I've been thinking about Flair and --- even though this sounds cazy -- I reckon Dustin Hoffman could have done it back in the day.

 

While they look nothing alike, I reckon Hoffman has some facial similarities with Flair:

 

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They both have big noses, and they both have that kinda buck tooth.

 

Dye Hoffman's hair, put him in a robe and have him bulk up a bit and I reckon he could pull off Flair. This would have to be a younger Hoffman though.

 

Aside from my fantasy casting of Hoffman, though, I'm honestly at a loss for who else could play Flair. Very difficult casting.

 

I don't know why, but I like the idea of Guy Pearce as Lex Luger. Luger: The Movie could probably be quite an interesting film -- his college and football days, breaking into wrestling, the Brody match, the dark days, Liz, the rehab, the spinal stroke and remarkable steps to recovery ... Got a lot of stuff for a good film.

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How to make that movie so much more awesome just by changing one word in the title- Luger: The Musical.

 

Is he a heel, is he a face?

Here comes Liz with a can of mace

 

Lex: I used to be a narcisist but now I am so proud;

To represent this country and to pander to this crowd

Babyface roster chorus: He bodyslammed the behemoth and handed him a loss

Jim Cornette: But the title won't change hands and it was only a hiptoss

 

Jim Ross: A former football star with a GPA of distinction

Will he be the one to beat the Horsemen to extinction?

Flair: I'd love to put him over just as soon as I can

But it will have to wait because I've signed with Vince McMahon

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Lights dim. A single spotlight picks out Luger as he steps upstage.

 

Luger: I will absolutely never join the New World Order

I know I was a Horseman but if you think a little broader

I didn't join the Million Dollar Corporation when accused

Though my reputation, it was slandered, my strength of character, abused

 

Step forward Nash out of the darkness. The music becomes jauntier.

 

Nash: What about the Wolfpac?

Luger: I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans.

Nash: We sure could use that Torture Rack.

Luger: It would spoil WCW's plans.

Nash: You know we'll always have your back.

Luger: I would like the security it'd bring.

Nash: You'd sure look good in red and black.

Dramatic pause, then...

Luger: But what about Sting?

 

 

I'll stop now.

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Lights dim. A single spotlight picks out Luger as he steps upstage.

 

Luger: I will absolutely never join the New World Order

I know I was a Horseman but if you think a little broader

I didn't join the Million Dollar Corporation when accused

Though my reputation, it was slandered, my strength of character, abused

 

Step forward Nash out of the darkness. The music becomes jauntier.

 

Nash: What about the Wolfpac?

Luger: I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans.

Nash: We sure could use that Torture Rack.

Luger: It would spoil WCW's plans.

Nash: You know we'll always have your back.

Luger: I would like the security it'd bring.

Nash: You'd sure look good in red and black.

Dramatic pause, then...

Luger: But what about Sting?

 

 

I'll stop now.

Stop and I'll ban you!!!!

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