benj Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 They missed the peak with Daniel Bryan. Everything now is make-up work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Nonsense. And even if it's "make up work", which I totally don't think it is, who cares? Why would that matter to someone? "I want a banana split" " Here's an ice cream cone." "It's ok but I wanted a banana split" "Ok here's your banana split" " But I wanted it before, and the presentation of the whipped cream is forced, and I'm pretty sure everyone else in the Dairy Queen are employees pretending to eat banana splits, and I'm not sure people will keep liking banana splits and they're making banana splits uncool with all this" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodhelmet Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 "I want a banana split"" You don't like banana splits. You really want celery and asparagus.""No, I wanted a banana split""Ok here's your fucking banana split, you petulant little brat""This isn't a banana split. This is half a banana that you threw in a shitbag and lit on fire on my front porch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Seriously? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodhelmet Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 "I want a banana split" (Bryan)" You don't like banana splits. You really want celery and asparagus." (Batista vs. Orton)"No, I wanted a banana split" (Bryan)"Ok here's your fucking banana split, you petulant little brat" (Bryan vs. HHH)"This isn't a banana split. This is half a banana that you threw in a shitbag and lit on fire on my front porch" (98%) Forgot this part... "If you eat the bag of shit with the banana, we may let you have a banana split with your vegetables" (Possible three way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timbo Slice Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Fuck it, that's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Yeah, mine is. Will's is the rantings of a jaded maniac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodhelmet Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Hahaha... that is the best you have Johnny Sorrow? My analogy is the actual booking the last couple of months. Yours is way more jaded than my outlook... "stupid internet fans don't wanna eat the yummy ice cream that Uncle Vince gives me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 You miss my point and intention and then have to go with "johnny blah blah loves Vince, loves Miz" types of false generalizations, sir. It's Inherit The Wind, I'm Spencer Tracy and you're Fredrick March about to have a heart attack . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 "I WANTED IT THEN!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Ok, forget the Ice Cream one. "Here's your Sprite." "I ordered a Coke." "Ok here's your Coke." "I hate everything about this Coke." "You're insane and please leave my soda shop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El-P Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Will made my day. + Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sek69 Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 "I WANTED IT THEN!" Fucking spot on, that pic is my mental image of 98% of the bitching threads at places like the WO forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodhelmet Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Here is a better one Johnny since I am not 108 and don't want to relive the Scopes Trial.... Me: "Fuck yeah, Star Wars !!!" You: "Fuck yeah, Star Wars!!!" Phantom Menace Comes Out ... Me: "What the FUCK?"You: "Lucas is a Genius" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdw Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 "YIPPY~!" -A. Skywalker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tofu_chipmunk Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdw Posted March 12, 2014 Report Share Posted March 12, 2014 You can't beat Calvin & Hobbes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodhelmet Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Split this from the Meltzer thread since it grew a life of his own and has nothing to do with Meltzer and everything to do with Johnny's love for Vinnie Mac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt D Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Johnny just wants to be happy, man. He's our version of "The Dude." You can be John Goodman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawho5 Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 "It's Shabbas today!" "You're not even Jewish!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodhelmet Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Johnny just wants to be happy, man. He's our version of "The Dude." You can be John Goodman. That makes you Julianne Moore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Great, now I want to fuck Matt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 And Phantom Menace? Really? It's not even an insult, it's a desperate grasp at an insult that failed. Hey, let's get it laid on the line. You want to jump on the man...we do it on the air. Otherwise, you can keep on playing to your fans, in their training bras, while the Man keeps on stylin' and profilin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Sorrow Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 Wooooo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodhelmet Posted March 13, 2014 Report Share Posted March 13, 2014 And Phantom Menace? Really? It's not even an insult, it's a desperate grasp at an insult that failed. Hey, let's get it laid on the line. You want to jump on the man...we do it on the air. Otherwise, you can keep on playing to your fans, in their training bras, while the Man keeps on stylin' and profilin'. It really is the perfect analogy. We will do it again on the air but your passive aggressive insults at internet fans who dare question the idiotic decisions of those in power is the real failure. It's like you lack the ability to disconnect your own enjoyment from the poor booking decisions and the consequences of those decisions. The reason we are getting a possible Daniel Bryan moment at Wrestlemania is because of the fans you labeled as douches for shitting all over the Cena-Orton match at Rumble and made Del Rio a face for about 12 minutes during his Elimination Chamber match forced the hand of the company. And if the current Johnny Sorrow is Ric Flair, it would be this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvyrx11v4Q Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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